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Riverdale – Tales From The Darkside (2×07)

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Black Hood, Riverdale Reaper, pancake mix, oh my.

It’s become pretty clear that the Black Hood’s main goal is to eliminate the sticky little town of sinners.

On this week’s episode, our hooded villain put the fine citizens of Riverdale up to a test — could they actually be decent human beings?

Apparently not because the first thing that everyone does after being put to test is to SIN all over the place.

Let’s start with Jughead and Archie. Jughead is arguably one of the smartest characters on the show yet he somehow allowed Penny Peabody, who his father warned him about, to get him involved in something really shady.

Penny was so obviously lying about FP and setting Jughead up and I was upset that he was so naive that he flat out believed her instead of doing his due diligence, which you would expect from a young novelist and brimming detective, and checking out the facts himself.

If FP really distrusted Penny so much, why would he call her in a time of need? And why wouldn’t they have called Jughead to inform him?

Of course, Jughead had to drag Archie down with him and Archie proved that he was a ride-or-die friend because he followed their mission through to the very end. Surely the guilt was a contributing factor since Penny told Juggy that FP took a beating because of that little racing fallout with the Ghoulies, which was Archie’s fault.

Whoever is writing for season 2 of this show really studied up on their horror movies because man, I’ve never been so anxious watching a CW show in my life.

I couldn’t even bare to watch Jughead hop into that truck with that stranger (and if he looked familiar it’s because he’s the OG murderer the Candyman!) with what I’m assuming was pounds and pounds of Jingle Jangle.

The Candyman brought up a parallel-serial killer the Riverdale Reape, which I’m surprised Jughead, a connoisseur of murder mysteries, had never heard about. Could the Reaper really be connected to Black Hood? Could it be the same person? Was it that truck driver? Why was he killing deer? And why did Archie have some weird connection with said bloody deer? It was all types of bizarre.

Still, Archie came through when the guy wanted to run off with Jughead’s drugs by leaving him behind at the diner. Shady on all levels.

And taking an even shadier level was the realization that Penny set Jughead up as revenge for FP not paying his dues and now he was going to be her drug mule, which if you ask me is a huge sin and skyrockets him up right to the very top of the Black Hood’s hit list.

Next up we’ve got the very odd story of poor little Josie, a small town girl with big dreams of becoming the next Whitney Houston. She’s having a bit of a Destiny’s Child problem since she’s trying to go solo and leave the Pussycats behind. And if that isn’t enough stress on her vocal chords, she’s also being stalked by someone who keeps leaving creepy presents in her locker.

Look, I’m going to go out on a limb here and say it’s the Black Hood. Why that doesn’t occur to her I’m not sure. She believes that it’s newly-reformed Chuck Clayton; you may remember him from the slut-shaming episode. Yep, he’s back just in the nick of time and he swears that he’s innocent. The Sheriff backs up those claims, her mother tells her all about the death threats she’s getting, she has that horrifying dream that BH is slicing her throat and yet she still goes to practice after-hours at the school by herself. What a bold girl I tell ya.

So who is terrorizing Josie? It would seem like none-other than Cheryl Blossom, who was spotted drawing a portrait of her and the girl who saved her life from Nick a few episodes ago, which was similar to the one in the locker. What’s the deal her though? Is Cheryl just so grateful she becomes obsessive? Is she having a breakdown? Does she have a crush?

Out of all three stories, the adventures of Bee and Vee seem the lightest and that’s really saying something. Betty came to the crazy conclusion that Sheriff Keller was Black Hood and oddly enough, it was a plausible choice. Veronica, on the other hand, seemed to think that Keller was simply having an affair. Either way, when you’re told that someone you thought was good is now up-to-no-good, you begin to see them in a different light. Everything they do is suspicious.

Veronica decided to prove her women’s intuition by orchestrating a sleepover at Kevin’s house. Don’t you love just how much these two have bonded? During her snoopfest, she sneaks up on Keller who is all types of older daddy goals while working out in the basement. She begins prying about Mrs. Keller but is interrupted by Kevin, who was up to get his glass of milk, bless his little soul.

Betty is resilient so she investigates more by sneaking into the Keller house to discover the Sheriff’s A-inspired lair. Obviously, Keller caught her and obviously, he had a logical explanation for it — it’s the one they found in Archie’s locker. Silly Betty.

Finally, she convinced Veronica to help her spy on Keller in the middle of the night and it turns out, Vee was on the money.  How sad is it that she’s so exposed to this stuff, she can pick up on the signs of a man having an affair?  The mystery woman….. Mayor McCoy.

McCoy is quite the hypocrite; she forbids Josie from doing anything because she “fears for her safety,” but last I checked, sneaking around with a married men at tacky motels at 4am in the morning is the worst type of SINNING. No wonder she’s getting death threats.

This new alliance has me wondering if maybe Keller really is the Black Hood and in cahoots (and in bed) with the Mayor to make Riverdale the kind of town they want.

Just when you think you’ve figured it all out, they keep surprising you.

Who do you think is the most screwed? I would say Jughead is topping my list right now because if he doesn’t find a way to free himself from Penny and the Serpent’s, he’s going to end up like FP… or worse. His only saving grace would be for FP to actually get out of jail and bring back order.

And what exactly does the Black Hood mean by the reckoning? Someone call Sabrina stat.

Other Thoughts

  • Even though this is such a small town and most of the people in that diner when Black Hood made the call are dating or otherwise connected, neither of them knew what the other was up to. It was weird seeing V & B and Archie and Jughead there but not actually acknowledging each other.
  • I love that Betty is 100% behind her man and wearing a Serpent t-shirt in bed! So badass!
  • Where are all the parents actually parenting this week?

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Riverdale – The Midnight Club (3×04)

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This is how our parents came to be.

It all goes back to a dangerous and unexpected game that has weaseled its way back into the halls of Riverdale high and forced Alice, FP, Ciara, Hermione, Fred, Hiram and Tommy to re-live what was known as the age of “The Midnight Club.”

Understanding the origins of Griffins and Gargoyles simultaneously answered many questions we had about the parents’ past.

For starters, Alice was already pregnant with FP’s baby when they all landed in detention, FP was a jock with a promising future but his father was abusive, and much like Archie, Fred carried the burden of the world on his shoulders since his father was gravely ill.

However, the most surprising revelation was that Penelope isn’t actually a Blossom. As the teens were all sharing secrets, she revealed that she grew up at The Sisters of Quiet Mercy before getting adopted by a couple who groomed her to go from being Clifford’s sister to his life companion.

Gross, right? I never thought I’d say this but you actually have to feel bad for Penelope.

As for Hermione, we’re more understanding of her decision to spend the rest of her life with Hiram Lodge because she didn’t want to clean toilets like her mother. She thought Hiram had it all figured out, but little did she know, she’d have to give up her freedom for this life of luxury.

I had my expectation set pretty low for this episode, but I’ll gladly admit that it exceeded them all and then some!

Everyone did such a phenomenal job getting into the roles of the parents. Yes, there were moments where I had to remind myself that I was watching Alice Smith and not some dark version of Betty again, but otherwise, it was great fun seeing them in these reimagined roles.

Biggest props go to Cole Sprouse for really nailing FP’mannerisms and swag. Also, the wardrobe department definitely knew what they were doing!

As G&G spreads through the halls of present-day Riverdale High, Betty becomes increasingly curious about what her mother knows about it. Especially since she and FP were so triggered by Jughead having the rule book.

It’s going to take a lot more than Hermione making a plea for everyone not to play the game to stop them from playing the game.

Doesn’t she know that telling someone they can’t do something only makes them want to do it more? That’s like psych 101.

Therefore, Hermione just ensured that all the kids were going to be playing it.

After a call from the morgue, Betty finally had concrete proof that someone died with blue lips when her mother was in high school and so Alice has no choice but to fess up to what really happened during a year that “smelled like teen spirit.”

Cue the flashbacks.

The game was found in a teacher’s secret drawer and served as their escape from a grim reality.

What started out as innocent fun soon turned into a full-on addiction. Before they knew it, they had ditched the board and began role-playing characters and quests, even joining forces with an opposing team which included Hiram and Tommy. Who knew those two would ever be on the same team?

Eventually, they received mysterious invites to an ascension party which turned into a Fizzle Rocks induced party.

It’s important to note that none of them fessed up to organizing the event nor did any of them know ascension meant “dying for the cause.”

Alice was the only sober one the whole night because, you know, she was pregnant.

Therefore, she’s the only one who saw the chalices filled to the brim with blue liquid, which they later found out killed Principal Featherhead, and she was the only one who saw the terrifying Gargoyle King in the flesh.

Fearing that someone would blame them for the crime if they knew they were doped up and trespassing, they made a pact never to talk about what happened.

Those of you that guessed the parents’ secret would be a darker take on “I Know What You Did Last Summer,” you were pretty accurate.

That night is also what changed them and formed them into the people — the strangers — they are today.

Fred gave up music after his father died to work at the fam business, the Catholic school girl went against her mother’s wishes and began a lifetime of compromises with petty criminal Hiram Lodge, Romeo and Juliet aka Tom and Ciara took their curtain call because they were too “different,” game master Penelope became a pawn and grew a liking to Thornhill and Clifford (hey, Jason!), high school MVP FP became a greaser gang member, and Alice traded in her Serpent jacket for a Betty pink blazer and a jock named Hal Cooper.

Ah, so many decisions they were going to regret one day! Don’t you wish you could go back and try to stop them?

While the G&G backstory is illuminating, it still doesn’t tell us who is responsible for resurrecting the game in the present day nor does it reveal who tried to poison one of their own when Featherhead became an unintentional victim.

Based on Betty’s assumptions, someone from the Midnight Club had to be responsible then and could very well be responsible now.

This brings us to our latest mystery — who is the Gargoyle King?

I have to point out that in the flashbacks, I didn’t see much of FP Jones running amok in the halls. However, given how terrified he was of the game returning, I don’t think he’s responsible.

However, Hiram Lodge was a petty criminal then and he’s certainly only gotten worse. Not to mention, he was the one who brought the drugs in the first place.

For someone who is constantly trying to keep his reign on Riverdale and incite fear, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was behind the resurrection of a game that preys on impressionable minds and induces paranoia, delusions and violence.

How is any of that different than what he did to Archie last season?

Not only are we trying to figure out who is behind the game, but as we see, Betty now has a problem with Jughead being addicted to the game.

If the scene we saw towards the end was real and not a hallucination on her part then Jughead is a goner.

The deranged look in his eyes paired with talk of getting to the third level, ascending and beating “him” shows us that he’s in too deep.

Will Betty be able to save him?

And let’s not forget that The Farm is still in Riverdale and could very well have played some part the spreading of the game.

Other Thoughts

  • Fibes instead of Forbes. Riverdale’s twists on everyday objects and places is always hilarious.
  • I need adult FP and Fred to recreate that streaking scene. Pretty please.
  • I really love that what’s old is new again. I didn’t know Ciara and Tommy dated back in the day but the revelation makes their relationship so much more logical now.
  • FP tries to hook up with Hermione! Weird.
  • Fred and Alice hooked up while she was pregnant! Scandalous!
  • The old school version of the game allowed the cast to become versions of their comic book characters! Did you see Juggie’s crown?

What did you think of the flashback episode?

Did it give you some insight and a better understanding of the parents? Were you hoping for more? Are you a fan of the G&G storyline? Were the parents always monsters? Did the game turn them into monsters?

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Riverdale – As Above, So Below (3×03)

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Riverdale As Above, So Below

The Farm and a deadly game of Griffins and Gargoyles have to be connected in some way.

And, although, it might take Jughead and Betty a little longer to prove it, one thing is for certain: Evelyn Evernever is not to be trusted!

Betty pointed out that game started around the same time that the Farm rolled into town, a farm she believes to be a cult.

She wouldn’t be too off the mark either as The Farm operates just like other famous cults including Scientology.

In an effort to find out more about the connection, and Evelyn’s newfound relationship with Ethel Muggs, Betty decided to express her interest in The Farm, which opened up a chapter on campus.

Evelyn immediately assumed that Betty was ready for her first session which included confessing your deepest darkest secrets so they could, without a doubt, use them against you in the future.

Betty wasn’t into it, but it didn’t really matter because Alice had already told The Farm everything including how they murdered Shady Man and buried the body.

Alice assures Betty it’s alright because The Farm would never use her testimony against her which further proves just how brainwashed she really is.

She trusts The Farm more than her own daughter and believes they have her back on everything when, in fact, she’s now their prisoner.

She’s given them enough ammo to use against her so she never leaves.

They also want to cut off Betty because she’s the voice of reason — the only logical person who might throw a wrench in their plans.

It’s infuriating that in a fit of rage, Betty revealed exactly what she thought about The Farm thus not being able to dig deeper into them.

There’s also something to be said that Betty and Ethel both having seizures in the presence of Evelyn that they will hopefully delve into further.

Furthermore, both The Farm and the game of G&G operate in similar ways in terms of prospects proving trustworthiness.

Betty had to share her secrets to earn her way in while Jughead needed to prove his worthiness by playing the game and drinking a chalice filled with Gargoyle’s blood aka the Fresh Aid mixed with the poison. Yep, exactly the kind that killed Doiley.

Jughead’s desire to secure the rulebook was greater than rational thought so she drank the chalice and hoped for the best.

His was poison free, thankfully, but Ethel drank the remaining juice thus ingesting the poison purposefully.

Jughead rushed her to the hospital where they successfully reversed the effects and put her on suicide watch. It’s necessary because Ethel has those “victorious” crazy eyes.

The one good thing about this dark storyline is that dear old Ethel is guaranteed more screentime.

At this point, I don’t know who is more brainwashed Ethel or Alice. It’s disturbing that a young woman would be so brainwashed she’d willingly kill people in the name of the game, think that her death will ascend her to some greater level and leave her fate in the hands of some coin.

However, whatever or whoever this Gargoyle King is — he looks pretty real — he’s proven to be stronger than any psych hold because, in the end, Ethel is freed from the straps and bows down to the tree-like figure assuring him she’s already somehow spread his gospel.

Did she have help?

The addition of G&G not only makes for an unpredictable season, it forces the parents to pay for their sins. There’s a reason FP and Alice are so adamant about Betty and Jughead not digging into this game any deeper; it implicates them!

When FP found Jughead with the manual and noticed his blue lips signifying that he played the game, he freaked out which in turn proved Betty’s point that the parents aren’t being upfront with information.

Don’t they see how dangerous this has become and that they need the full story to stop it?

I’m disappointed in FP for being oblivious about the dangers of The Farm, as well. Has he not seen a change in Alice’s attitude?

Their sex scene, hot as it was, was also bittersweet because it was a recommendation from The Farm. What do they want from FP? Are they hoping Alice recruits him eventually?

I wonder how FP would feel if he found out Alice was going around airing out her business, business that would implicate him, Jughead and even Betty.

Elsewhere, Hiram continued declaring war on Archie and Veronica.

He’s after Ronnie’s speakeasy by sending the Ghoulies and Minetta to do his dirty work.

There’s no easy way to defeat Hiram because he’s stacked with supporters at every corner.

His gang-like presence in the city ensures that he’s untouchable.

It doesn’t matter that the Serpents and Ronnie were able to break into the Whyte Worm and prove he’s running a rogue Jingle Jangle operation when the minute she told him, he moved it to a different location.

And even if he hadn’t, what would Ronnie do? Take the pictures to the authorities? Minetta wouldn’t care, and while the FBI may seem menacing, he probably has someone on his payroll there too.

Therefore, while her chic speakeasy opening went off without a hitch, it probably won’t be that seamless every time.

As for Archie, he basically became the Warden’s new bitch.

Regardless of Archie’s strategy for human cage fighting, he was constantly shooting himself in the foot because the Warden is Hiram’s man which means there is no winning.

When he ended the fight with one punch, he found out that the Warden didn’t like short fights because there was no entertainment factor.

When he extended the fight and took all the punches before finally nailing down the last hit, he found himself impressing the Warden so much he inadvertently did what Mad Dog warned him not to do.

And apparently, he didn’t come to the realization beforehand that Hiram is the mastermind behind his lock-up and he has everyone, including the Warden, in his pocket.

I bet Archie is really regretting thinking that Juvie would make him repent for his sins. All of his decisions let the Lodge’s win; he was doing exactly what Hiram wanted him to.

Little did Hiram know, everything that transpired between him and Archie last season was actually preparing and toughening him up for this very test. Archie is way stronger than anyone believes.

Instead of feeling defeated, Archie devised a plan to help all of his cage fighting teammates, Joaquin included, escape.

Will they get away with it?

Obviously, Fred knows something is awry especially when the Warden told him he couldn’t visit his son.

What are your thoughts? Will the Ghoulies prove to be a problem for Ronnie?

Will Archie find a way to escape? He doesn’t even know about the darkness that is G&G looming over Riverdale right now.

We’re really missing him at all the school-related functions.

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Riverdale – Labor Day (3×01)

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Riverdale has a knack for finding an even balance of light and darkness within every episode.

Following the summer hiatus, the series picked things up with Archie’s arrest for the murder of Cassidy Bullock, the lakehouse teen we presume (cause we never saw a body) was murdered by Hiram Lodge’s lackey, Andre.

Mary returned from Chicago to defend her little boy from the monster that is Hiram Lodge. Basically, everyone in Riverdale knows that Hiram is framing boy-next-door and yet, they can’t do anything about it. Sounds like what’s happening in our country right now.

My biggest gripe is with Veronica because her father basically confessed to doing all of it to spite her because she disobeyed him and chose Archie over family. Why is she still sticking around the house? Doesn’t she own Pops? Doesn’t she have an inheritance? Can’t she move in with Betty?

Ronnie confronted her mother for staying by her father’s side and finally, Hermione admitted to what we’ve all known — she’s stuck in a loveless marriage and she’s terrified of her husband.

Hiram may be punishing Ronnie by putting Archie behind bars, but he would never hurt her; the same cannot be said for Hermione.

We knew Hiram was dangerous, but for his own wife to fear for her life is she doesn’t obey him? That’s a new level.

How long before she joins Fred, Sheriff Keller, and FP Jones in the takedown of Hiram? There’s strength in numbers.

Can we talk about how great that team-up is? The hot dads of Riverdale coming together to free Archie may be the most exciting revelation of the season. Don’t worry Mary, ya boys got this.

Archie taking the lawyer’s plea deal may have seemed stupid on the surface because, you know, he’s not actually guilty, but of all people in this town, he knows how Hiram operates.

He knows that there’s no winning against Hiram without outsmarting him. Hiram wouldn’t stop until he got what he wanted and he has the means to get away with it so taking this cop-out may have been the only way out.

Plus, his guilty admission now allows us to experience a new, edgier side of Archie in lock-up.

At least the teens spent the last few moments of Labor Day being carefree together.

Archie being framed for murder also united the Southside Serpents with the Northside. There’s nothing like going against a common enemy which in this case is Hiram and the Ghoulies.

The gang wars are intensifying but again, there is strength in numbers and the Southside Serpents are no longer the outcasts thanks to Betty becoming the Serpent Queen and Cheryl and Toni becoming the new “it couple.”

Wherever Archie is going, it has a tie-in with the new mystery enveloping Riverdale: a real-life Dungeon’s and Dragon’s game called Griffins and Gargoyles.

Jughead was immediately drawn into the new big bad when Dilton Doiley inadvertently came to him for help.

When the writers said the new season would be much darker, I didn’t expect the new mystery to be ritualistic in nature. Though after having a masked murderer terrorize the town, what else is there to explore?

Jughead followed the devilish symbols to a human sacrifice, but who is responsible for this game?

It’s only a matter of time before he loops in real-life Nancy Drew, Betty.

Does this also mean the mystery of the Black Hood is completely over? Are we to accept that her father was the masked murderer?

The devilish symbols also appeared when Archie was on the bus to lock-up so it’s to be expected that somehow, his arrest and this new town mystery are somehow connected.

And if that wasn’t enough weirdness for you — hey, at this point, it’s expected — there’s Alice’s new Farm-like outlook on life.

After finding out her husband is a serial killer, Alice has been seeking out therapy from Edgar Evernever, the man Polly credits with helping her cope with Jason Blossom’s death.

The farm hasn’t really been explored but it’s definitely some kind of cult that poison’s a person with their beliefs.

Off the bat, Betty realizes that her mother is feeding into what this cult leader is telling her and she’s having one of it.

On a certain level, Alice is right telling Betty that she has to “deal” with what happened instead of trying to pretend it didn’t which is what she’s been doing by throwing herself into Archie’s defense team and popping Adderall like it’s Smarties.

Polly has never seemed too menacing and she’s always had a sisterly bond with Betty but during this episode, it seemed like she was out to get Betty. Like the Farm taught her the “you’re either with us or against us” mentality.

Based on Polly selling her sister out for making up the therapy sessions, the Farm doesn’t appreciate when members form their own opinions.

Polly didn’t tell Alice about Betty’s lies because she worried, she wanted to strain their relationship.

It’s only a matter of time before Polly and Betty have a falling out.

However bad “not dealing” with your father’s murderous ways may be, satanic circles and human sacrifices are way worse.

Or at least that’s what Betty thought she was seeing right before she fainted.

This storyline can go one of three ways: Betty is really going overboard with the Adderall and she imagined Polly and Alice sacrificing twins Juniper and Dagwood, Alice is a witch who is tapping into her powers, or Betty is a witch whose powers enacted when she almost saw her nieces die in the fire.

Knowing Riverdale, it will probably be the more extreme version.

There have been rumors of more supernatural occurrences in Riverdale and with the addition of The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina in Greendale, the next town over, I wouldn’t even question it.

Riverdale is now a town that’s much more than it’s maple syrup and murders.

What are your thoughts on the premiere season 3 premiere?

Will FP save Alice from Edgar? Will Betty finally be forced to confront her inner demons? Will Archie be okay?

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