All aboard a pretty wonderful episode of The Good Place
If Michael becoming one hundred percent good seemed too easy to believe, that’s because it was.
Despite a bet made between Team Cockroach and Michael to learn ethics and help them get into the good place, he’s still an immortal demon. And demons don’t change their ways quickly.
Chidi realizes that Michael spends most of his time fantasizing about killing humans and making them suffer. He alludes that maybe he’s just having trouble connecting to the material and almost immediately, we’re barreling down at high speeds, turning that “trolley theory” into a real-life example.
Turns out, Chidi is really great at the theoretical application and not so great at the practical approach. Chidi’s fault is that he’s an overthinker and by putting him in this scenario, he literally doesn’t have time to plot out the right answer.
The train (Ethics Express for those who love the humor) speeds forward killing versions of William Shakespeare and Chidi’s boot-wearing friend from earth, Henry. Each time, blood, guts, and chunks decorate Chidi’s disgusted and mortified face. Even though it isn’t real, the trauma of it definitely is.
When Michael forces Chidi to tell the families of the 5 people he killed that as a doctor, he wouldn’t spare 1 healthy person to save 5, Eleanor realizes Michael broke a promise and is still torturing them.
Busted. Michael doesn’t care about learning ethics, he cares about torturing Chidi.
He finally apologizes but unlike every other time when Chidi struggled to make a decision, this one seems rather obvious: he’d rather just be tortured than choose it.
Michael decides to apologize with “anti-tortures” aka gifts. Of course, Jianyu is gifted with a Pikachu balloon that he immediately pops. Tahani receives the biggest diamond and Eleanor gets a shrimp dispensary, which even includes a mystery flavor.
It’s safe to suffice that everyone is pretty lit about their gifts except for Chidi, who isn’t even moved by some unpublished, never before seen replica of Emmanuel Kant’s theologies.
“This is a bribe,” he tells Michael as he drops it in the trash.
In the heat of the moment, Micahel’s apology reveals that learning ethics makes him feel insecure and vulnerable so he basically lashed out at the teacher. He was pulling an Eleanor.
Chidi realizes the apology is real and accepts it, welcoming Michael back into his class.
But Michael has other things to worry about, namely, the imploding neighborhood he built.
Tahani and Jason, who have been thoroughly enjoying sleeping together, turned to Janet with some relationship woes: Tahani is embarrassed to tell anyone that they are dating.
For most of her time on Earth, she spent trying to be better than her sister. Jason isn’t really the cream of the crop – he says things like “her skin is smooth like water balloons.”
But, as he naively points out, he’s nice to her and she’s mean to him.
It’s that naivety that makes him the smartest and most honest person around.
Janet goes beyond the parameters of her programming capabilities and doesn’t seem to phased by the glitches (detached thumbs, burping up frogs).
As we’ve learned in our previous times in the Good Place, glitches of any sort can lead to destruction and doom.
Does that mean Michael’s uppers are figuring out his master plan? Is their time of fooling the system over?
And when will we find out more about Eleanor and Chidi’s relationship!?
The Good Place – Jeremy Bearimy (3×04)
The best, and weirdest, part of this week’s The Good Place is that time runs on a Jeremy Bearimy curve.
The dot above the “i” which stands for “Tuesdays, July, and sometimes it’s never,” broke Chidi.
I mean, it broke him.
We’re talking Chidi walking around shirtless in a grocery store, spending $800 on things he doesn’t need, giving away his car to the cashier, and teaching a class in a “who, what, where, when, wine!” t-shirt.
While all the groups explored the three branches of ethical thought, Chidi was experiencing Nihilism or in other words, the idea that the world is empty, there’s no point to anything and we’re all going to die.
Thanks, Chidi. That’s really encouraging.
I have no doubt that Jeremy Bieremy will play a more vital role in the series.
Everything matters in this show; every lesson, every moment of betterment.
Think about it. If things can happen before they happen according to their timeline, then the judge should be able to forgive everything they did because it happened before it happened.
The logic is there, I promise. And if I’m understanding the idea of time here, that means they can all go back to the other world without having to pay the ultimate price.
And all of this because the foursome waltzed in and saw the magical door leading to eternal life.
Since Michael had to explain The Bad Place, it guaranteed that they would never be allowed into the Good Place again, no matter how morally ethical they turned out to be by the end of this botched experiment.
Michael tried to fool them all into thinking that he was from the FBI but as was the case in The Good Place season one, Eleanor was too smart and picked up on the smallest of clues that proved Michael was lying.
At one point, Michael even offered to kill them all, snatch them before they got to the judge, and restart their time on Earth.
But alas, this wasn’t one of his neighborhoods where he can just reset until he gets the desired outcome.
They are people now, these are their real lives, and well, they already know too much that it doesn’t even particularly matter.
And this basically means that Michael’s experiment was for naught. Even if you learn ethics and try to be a person, some people just don’t belong in the Good Place no matter how hard they try.
I’m thinking this is the overall lesson. Maybe the foursome was always meant to end up in the Bad Place. Maybe that was their destiny.
However, there were some monumental changes in all of them even if the end result wasn’t eternal bliss… at least not for them.
Eleanor tried being a terrible, no-good person, but after spending almost a year learning how to be good from Chidi, she couldn’t go back to her old ways and steal someone’s money.
Through the lessons, she was becoming inherently good and selfless. And the little voice in her head made sure she did the right thing which led her to this breakthrough moment: even though they are doomed, they should still do good and help others get into The Good Place.
It seems that what Michael has been hoping for his finally come to fruition.
Together, the six of them agreed to tag team and spread positivity. Mostly, I think this was just Eleanor’s way of not losing the core group of people she grew attached to.
After all, this is the first time she’s ever belonged. The feelings are similar to not being able to shake your first love.
It’s also interesting that certain people were destined to be together like Tahani and Jason who got married, much to Janet’s dismay, as part of Tahani’s money binge.
Jason mentioned that if he had as much money as Tahani did, his life would have turned out very differently.
The bank flagged her attempts to give him half of her money as suspicious, because of course they did, so they found a loophole instead.
The only problem? Tahani totally forgot about Larry Hemsworth, and when he pops up mere seconds before the episode ends, she doesn’t seem to know how to break the news to him without crushing his soul into a million pieces.
Will she let him down easy?
Man, it must suck being the least famous and least attractive Hemsworth brother.
The Good Place – Somewhere Else (2×12)
If for no other reason, The Good Place takes home the award for best series simply because of that nod to Cheers.
Ted Danson behind a bar, serving drinks after all these years? TV gold!
Then, of course, the series also gets the credit for continuously re-inventing itself and doing it so brilliantly and authentically.
How do they fit so much wisdom, ethics and zingy one-liners in 30-minutes?
The season finale picks up with Michael’s arrival at the judge’s office. He argues that the humans deserve another chance because the system is flawed.
Seems like not much changes when you die: the determination between heaven and hell is still a broken system much like on Earth.
Instead of being eternally miserable in the fake Good Place, they actually became better when they died. And that means hundreds of other people could have been wrongfully condemned.
While the humans are waiting for a verdict from a judge who offers homemade guac (literally, what an angel), Jason thinks back on his crazy year. To top it off, Janet pops in to reveal that she’s completely in love with him.
Hey, nothing like telling someone how you really feel when you think you’re running out of time. Are we sure Janet isn’t actually a human?
Chidi was so inspired by Janet, he didn’t rationalize either and for the first time ever, made the quickest decision of his life when he went to kiss Eleanor.
I haven’t really been a Chidi and Eleanor shipper, but hot diggity, that was some kiss.
Too bad, they won’t actually get to explore THIS version of the relationship — at least not anytime soon — because The Judge and Michael’s decided to test a theory.
While the Judge believes the humans only learned to be good because there was a reward, Michael knew that they just needed a little push in the right direction.
So the action to save their souls is actually to give them another chance on Earth. I’m wondering if this is the real version of Earth or if they are still dead but simply believe they are amongst the living? Is any of this even legal?! How could this be happening?
With the snap of a finger, Eleanor is back in that parking lot arguing with a wimpy dude about the planet when she drops her margarita mix and a string of grocery carts come rushing at her.
We know how this story is supposed to end, but Michael intervenes at the carts hit a truck.
Eleanor is so shaken by her near-death experience and inspired by her second chance at life, that she decides to be a good person.
She quits her crappy ponzi-scheme pharmaceutical job and teams up with the wimpy dude to save the environment.
She also starts telling the truth about everything, which turns out to be a lot more trouble for her. Think lawsuits and lost friends.
After 6-months, she gives up on being good because there’s simply no point; no reward.
Michael is so disappointed with this turn of events but decides that once again, Eleanor just needs a little push.
Cue the scene where he revives his Cheers character, Sam Malone.
Eleanor may be drunk, but she’s still really keen on talking about that stint in her life where she tried to be good. Michael leaves her with a few pieces of advice: listen to the voice in your head and “what do we owe each other.”
The next day, sober Eleanor googles what Michael said and it leads her to Professor Chidi’s 3-hour long talk.
She’s so enthralled with the ethics lesson, she books a flight to meet him in Sydney.
And really, who wouldn’t be? Chidi gives us some gems about “choosing to be good bonds us with other people” and “not in this alone and never were.”
His thoughts about what it means to be good echoes what the series keeps hammering home: friendship is what got them here.
They wouldn’t have become better people in the Bad Place had it not been for each other, but does that ring true on Earth?
Obviously, Earth Chidi and Earth Eleanor are a lot less woke than the deceased and superior versions of themselves. Will they get along? Form a friendship? Guide each other down a path of righteousness?
Will they actually be soulmates in a world with 7 billion people?
Now, if this works, Michael has saved himself and the humans. They will change the system, restore the proper checks and balances and nail down a more concrete way to measure what makes someone bad and good in the afterlife.
We’ve only touched the tip of the iceberg with Earth Eleanor. There are so many possibilities here, including at least three episodes getting to know Chidi, Jason and Tahani. We’ve think we know who they were on Earth, but this will really round out their characters, quite possibly giving them their best chance to date.
And if not, at least Michael gets to seemingly redeem himself! Had it not been for his fails, they would have never seen the loopholes in the afterlife.
- Tahani telling Eleanor that Maggie Smith is her grandmother had me in tears.
- When asked how long they’d be stuck alone in the medium place, the Judge and Michael said: “between a month and a million years.” Yep, same.
- Eleanor’s realization that being a good person is hard, tiring and brings you down could not be more on point.
The Good Place – The Burrito (2×11)
Jason’s thoughts after coming through the portal sum up my review of this week’s The Good Place: “that was aweeeeesssome.”
Based on the burrito — an extraordinary lunch choice, if I do say so myself — it was evident the judge was going to be someone they could reason with.
It briefly crossed my mind that maybe the burrito was the judge because like Eleanor said, crazier things have happened, but thankfully the judge cleared this up right away by stating “I’m the judge, that’s a burrito.”
And the judge was none other than Maya Rudolph, a comedic comedian who is able to deliver the perfect blend of the ditzy, blonde girl in class who loves people with accents and gets bored way too easily.
Also, her name was Gen, short for hydrogen because why not?
Upon a quick scan of their whole life, Jen ruled that they were definitely destined for the Bad Place.
But after hearing Tahani’s plea and for the sake of having something to do, she reconsidered and agreed to give them the test they’ve been so diligently studying for.
The foursome adopted an “all for one and one for all” gameplan; instead of taking the test individually, they chose to be graded as a group, with Eleanor chocking it up to getting this far only because of each other.
The judge ruled that as a stupid choice, but what does she know? She hasn’t been on this enlightening journey with them.
It’s that determination and dedication to each other that really withstands all the resets in the series. At the core, we’re dealing with a group of friends who rely on each other to get out of weird and crappy situations.
Those ethics classes? Yeah, none of them helped in this sitch. It’s like when you would study all night for a test only to find that none of the material was actually on it.
Jason’s test was a no-brainer; beat the Jaguars in a video game. It was THAT easy and yet he couldn’t manage it.
Tahani’s test required her to walk down the hallway and through the red door. The catch is that she needs to do it by ignoring all the people whispering what they really think about behind closed doors.
She failed, miserably, as she went in to confront her parents hoping they would at least focus on her for a few minutes. They didn’t. Most of their time was spent gloating about her sister, which is when she finally realized and accepted that she was never going to be good enough.
Her mother even had the audacity to call a dead girl fat!
Eleanor’s test was undoubtedly the most complicated because it wasn’t as straightforward as the others. Jen wanted to see if Eleanor was still her selfish-human-self.
Her and Chidi were told that there would be no test and offered up badges for safe passage. And while there was no test, there was a choice to be made, which would be Chidi’s downfall.
Eleanor played her cards carefully, asking Chidi over and over what he thought the “right” thing was.
Finally, she got her answer. Chidi explained that morally, staying behind wouldn’t do anything to lessen Tahani and Jason’s suffering. He then offered up the “ethics aside version” and tried to convince her that they deserved to be happy.
At that point, Eleanor knew she couldn’t take the bait — the real Chidi would never put ethics aside, nor would he be so certain of any decision, he’d want to convince her.
Personally, I found his passive profession of love the biggest red flag because time and time again, the series has made it clear that Chidi does not see them in a romantic way.
So, Eleanor was the only one that passed the test. And yet, when the judge brings it up to the group, she covers it up by making up a fake scenario and pretending she also failed. She’s so ride-or-die for her group.
For those wondering, Chidi’s test was literally a choice between a grey and brown fedora. And it still took him 82-minutes.
There literally was no right answer.
Back in the Bad Place, Michael was getting an earful from Sean about his ultimate betrayal.
Michael believed the humans deserved to be in the Good Place because his whole purpose was to prove the humans were capable of torturing each other and instead, they helped each other and became better people.
I was surprised to see that Sean didn’t immediately throw Michael to the dogs. He couldn’t risk all the scrutiny from such a failed project, so he decided since Michael is such an advocate for the humans, he’d appreciate being tortured like one.
Sitting in an empty room with stacks of unreadable New Yorker magazines piling inside for eternity did seem like a rather terrible way to go.
Then, as Bad Janet was going to lock him in with her rancid fart, the best plot twist of all came out of left field: this was actually GOOD JANET!
She karate-chopped Sean and then added another hit for good measure, just to make sure he wouldn’t follow them on their journey to the judge’s office.
So now we’re back at the judge’s office. She’s showing what’s supposed to be a sappy montage of their time spent together, which literally happened like 10-seconds ago. Are we sure she isn’t actually a millennial?
As they prepare to get sent to eternal damnation, they all seemed to make peace with it. Wherever they’re going, at least they tried their best and made some friends along the way.
Except it seems their luck is limitless because just as they are about to go back through the portal, out come Janet and Michael.
The way these three department function independently is almost reminiscent of every American company. No one ever knows what’s really going on, but somehow, they stay afloat. The Bad Place, The Good Place, The Middle Place and the Judge’s Place don’t ever cross paths, but somehow function as a whole. It’s astonishing.
Will this finally be the foursome’s big break into getting into The Good Place? Will both Janet and Michael be allowed there as well? Where is this next chapter going to take us as the plot resets itself over and over similar to Michael’s neighborhood?
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