“Kill her once, Kill her good, Kill her dead”
Wednesdays are becoming my favorite day of the week because AHS always brings it! This episode was probably one of my favorites thus far. Less gore, more storyline. The coven has gone nuts. Witches killing butlers, the dead having sex, the living having sex with ghosts, there isn’t anything that won’t happen at Madame Robichaux’s academy.
The episode starts off with a flashback from Kyle’s life. He and his fraternity brothers are at a tattoo parlor picking out what kind of tats they want. Kyle declines because he wants to be an engineer and doesn’t want the stigma a tattoo will bring. Flash forward to modern-day, it turns out both those tattoos are on his body. Do you know when Zoe put him back together again? He starts moaning and crying seeing those tattoos on his body, which makes it seem like he is really aware of what is going on. Zoe has another plan, she wants to kill the monster she created. It turns out that training him to be a human will be much easier than killing him, so Zoe holds off on shooting Kyle.
Madison is alive, yet she can’t feel anything. She starts her monologue with how it feels to be dead, and how she lived her life before her death. She’s becoming my least favorite character. Girl, no one cares how you felt prior to your death. Maybe if we weren’t such a bad person, you would have appreciated life!
Queenie and Delphine are getting along quite nicely. They even take late-night trips to the local burger joint together! Even though they are becoming so close, Delphine reassures Queenie that none of the girls in the coven will consider her as a sister because of her skin color. This takes a toll on Queenie, which eventually leads her to our favorite voodoo queen, Marie. Marie wants Delphine on a platter, and in return, Queenie could learn voodoo from her own people.
The Axeman and Fiona are getting hot and heavy. After meeting at the bar, he brings her back to his place. It is basically a dump, with a dead body in the bathtub! Oddly I love the sound of his voice, so I didn’t mind the scene. He tries to woo her, but Fiona can only think about her cancer. The wooing doesn’t stop, and just when we think Fiona doesn’t want anything to do with him, she ends up in his bed. Who knew ghosts could have sex?
While Fiona is out getting it on with the axeman, Cordelia found out that Madison was alive. And with her new power of sight, she found out that her mother killed her! She brings Zoe into her room for a chat and lets her know that she might be the next supreme, and Fiona just might kill her too if she finds out. Cordelia suggests that they should kill Fiona in order to stop her! Zoe is shocked and doesn’t believe that Fiona killed Madison, but ends up asking Spalding. She finds his enchanted tongue, puts a spell on it and puts it right back in his mouth. Obviously he can’t lie since his tongue is enchanted, to tell the truth, and confesses that Fiona actually did kill Madison. In a turn of events, Zoe ends up killing Spalding. She is turning into a firey one that girl!
After the Axeman and Fiona made “love in this club”, he confesses that he’s been watching her, her whole life. He starts recollecting memories of Fiona as a little girl in the school, and how his love for her grown over the years. Creepy much? She is shocked and doesn’t even understand what he is. She storms out of his apartment. Yet at the end of the episode, she is back at his jazz club. Maybe she fell for the “I loved you my whole life” line?
Zoe ends up walking into Madison and Kyle having sex, and weirdly enough at the end she joins them for a threesome. We don’t see anything, but her towel comes off and we all know what that means! Queenie tricks Delphine into going to Marie’s salon. After she confesses to Queenie how badly she treated African-Americans back in her day, Queenie can’t trust Delphine. Delphine gets a taste in her own medicine when Marie treats her the same way she treated her slaves, locked up and skinned for blood.
I don’t think I can wait two weeks for the next episode!
WATCH: “American Horror Story” Invites You To The Cult for Season 7
Ryan Murphy is taking some inspo from R. Kelly for the upcoming 7th season of American Horror Story.
Sorry, we had to.
The director revealed the show’s new theme…. drumroll, please…. CULT.
Ryan, who is super secretive about show themes, dropped clues leading up to the reveal on Instagram, which included creepy clowns, American flags, and a person being eaten alive by a hive of bees. Not creepy at all.
While fans still don’t really know what “Cult” signifies but in his announcement, Murphy asked fans to “join the cult.”
Here’s what we know so far:
- Twisty the Clown is back for the season.
- The season kicks off on election night, which explains all the American flags.
- Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton will be portrayed in some shape or form.
- Lena Dunham has joined the cast
- So did Billie Lourd
If I were to take a guess, I would say the series will be set in a colonial town and everyone will be blindly in a patriotic, pro-America cult.
And maybe the cult is run by clowns? I’m definitely getting Purge movie vibes!
I guess we’ll find out when the series debuts on Sept. 5!
American Horror Story-Freak Show “Curtain Call” (4×13)
The curtain has fallen on our freakish friends, and last weeks season finale of American Horror Story Freak Show, left me pretty disappointed. Before I get into the recap I have to say, I wasn’t expecting it to end this way. The freaks we’ve all come to love and know all have their finale moments and I wanted it done better.
Dandy goes on a killing spree, before he is killed himself. All of the freaks we come to love, Seal Boy, The Strongwoman, Meryl Streep Jr, and more are shot by Dandy. Desiree is the only one to survive. Jimmy and his now claws comes back to the campground to see the massacre. He Bette and Dot and Desiree plan to kill Dandy for what he has done. I felt like it was a pretty weak plot to have Dandy kill off the characters, especially since it was the finale.
Once they find him, the only thing they can think of is torture. They let him drown in Houdini’s tank, making his farewell as the ultimate freak in a jar. Did I like the way he died, not really. I felt like they could have done more to him, I was expecting some crazy stuff.
Elsa and Massimo are off to hollywood to start Elsa’s grand career. She is fame hungry, but when Hollywood rejects her, the only thing left for her is to find love. She can’t get that with Massimo since he doesn’t have a soul, so she offs herself to Edward Mordrake. Remember in the halloween episode when Mordrake was looking to make his own dead freak show, well now she is part of it.
I felt like they didn’t do Elsa justice either. This was Jessica Langes last year on AHS, and I needed more. I didn’t want to see her end just by sining songs to the dead, I wanted to see her die in a crazy way, or live up to the damage she did with her freaks. Overall we saw everyones story come to an end, and its crazy to admit but I will miss my fellow freaks.
Photo Credit: FX/AHS
American Horror Story: Freak Show- Show Stoppers (4×12)
My fellow freaks, our favorite television show is coming to an end. It’s crazy to think that we’ve come this far, but tonight the curtain will come down and it will be the season finale of the freak show. Before we get into tonights episode, last week left our jaws dropped when a magic trick went HORRIBLY wrong. Everyone finds out about Elsa killing Ethel, and Jimmy is having a hard time realizing he has no hands. And if things weren’t freakier, Marjorie (Chester’s Doll) confesses to Bette and Dot that Chester killed his wife and her lover. Bette and Dot are not okay with this, but I guess the show must go on.
Chester has his first meeting as owner, and wants to change up his finale so that Bette and Dot are cut in half. They are completely thrown off and decline the offer. This is when things start to get a little crazy. Chester begins to hallucinate, and thinks that Maggie is his former wife and so he locks her feet in place so that they can’t be pulled into the box. He then saws her in half and all of her guts spill out onto the stage. I WAS MORTIFIED.
Chester then looses it, and starts stabbing Marjorie. He thinks he “Killed her” but we all know she is a dummy. He takes her to the police station and turns himself in. He is then sent to an asylum for the crazy. Back at the camp, everyone is on the hunt of Elsa, so much that they don’t even mourn Maggie. They all know what Elsa did, and want to punish her for it. Bette and Dot warn her about everyone coming for her, and she fleas. She is then seen with Dandy, who has now bought the show. As he is taking a look around his inventory, he hears something in the tent. In a cage, he sees Stanley, who has been transformed, from what looks like amputations. It looks like a creepy little version of Meep, and I was very disgusted. I can’t wait to see how the freak show ends, since this episode was the scariest all season long.
Photo Credit: American Horror Story/FX
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