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American Horror Story-Coven “The Replacements” (3×03)



This weeks episode has been my favorite thus far! So many twists, so many revelations, and so many jaw dropping moments. I don’t even know where to begin! Lets start with our supreme witch, Fiona and her trip down memory lane. We learned that in order for a new supreme to rise, the old must start to die. And she put matters into her own hand when she killed the old supreme by slitting her throat. Great way to start the episode!

Zoe is still gushing over the new and semi improved Kyle. She stops by his old house and chats up with his mom. She is such an odd character since she starts smoking weed while  Zoe is at the house. Zoe insures that she will see her son again, foreshadowing  the fact that she did bring him back to life. When she heads back to the woods, Misty  feels that she is connected with him, and he shouldn’t return to his mom. That doesn’t stop Zoe, who takes him away.

Back at the school Nan and Queenie watch from the balcony as new neighbors move in. The new neighbors also have an attractive son, who Madison quickly notices. Luke is the new eye candy that Madison sets her eyes to conquer, but it isn’t long until Luke’s mother notices the girls, and sends him inside. In other news, Delphine is still at the house, and is going on and on about the magic box (TV) that is showing her lies. She is referring to watching Barack Obama giving a Presidential speech. Yes there is a black president Delphine, get used to it! She is the new maid, and since she didn’t want to serve Queenie, Fiona makes clear that she is Queenies new slave. My have the tables turned.

Madison and Nan being good neighbors, bring a welcome to the block cake, over to Lukes house. The party ends shortly after Joan, Lukes mom, comes into the room. Basically she is a devout christian and doesn’t want her son around sluts like Madison. That sets Madison off and she throws a knife at Joan, missing, she is asked to leave the house. Before her and Nan make it out the door she sets the curtains on fire, not even knowing that she could. After all that craziness, we have a mother/daughter scene where Fiona and Cordelia are both at the doctor. They both are receiving bad news, and we find out that it is physically impossible for Cordelia to have children, and Fiona can not have a face lift because she has cancer. DUN DUN DUN!

Zoe takes Kyle back home, and once he is dropped off he looks back at her with the most terrifying face. It isn’t until later that we figure out why. Kyle’s mom loves to touch on him. Yes, she was kissing all on her son, and was repeating how happy she was to have him back. Incest at its finest. That was probably the hardest scenes to watch. Back at the house, Joan comes by to tell Fiona about the mishap that happened at her house earlier. After hearing what Madison has done, she is intrigued. Could Madison be the next supreme? She takes Madison to brunch and tests her powers, and it seems like she really could be the next Fiona.

Cordelia visits Marie’s salon, to consult with her about her fertility problem. She asks if she could do the fertility spell on her, since it has such a great out come. Marie goes on to describe how the spell is casts, and then breaks it down that she will not cast the spell on her. Because she is the daughter of her life enemy! Poor Cordeila, all she wants is to have a baby.

The weirdest part of the episode, was Queenie and the minotaur. Did he kill her? Did he take her virginity? Why was she rubbing on herself like that? This show is just odd!

When Zoe heads to Kyle’s for dinner, she comes to an silent house, with Kyle’s moms dead body on the floor, and blood covered all over Kyle. He killed her with a trophy. That’s what she gets not being a trophy mom!

At the end, Fiona tells Madison that she is the next supreme, and that she knows this because her powers are fading, while Madison’s are growing. When she tells Madison that she had cancer, Madison tries to offer the best doctors she knows, wile Fiona has another thing on her mind. She gives her a knife, the same she used to kill the supreme before her, and tells Madison to kill her for the coven, Madison declines, and Fiona turns it against here, leaving her to die. She then tells Spaulding to bury her.

What a great episode! Who’s ready for the Halloween themed episode next week?

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WATCH: “American Horror Story” Invites You To The Cult for Season 7



AHS Season 7 Cult

Ryan Murphy is taking some inspo from R. Kelly for the upcoming 7th season of American Horror Story.

Sorry, we had to.

The director revealed the show’s new theme…. drumroll, please…. CULT.

Ryan, who is super secretive about show themes, dropped clues leading up to the reveal on Instagram, which included creepy clowns, American flags, and a person being eaten alive by a hive of bees. Not creepy at all.

While fans still don’t really know what “Cult” signifies but in his announcement, Murphy asked fans to “join the cult.”


Here’s what we know so far:

  • Twisty the Clown is back for the season.

  • So did Billie Lourd


If I were to take a guess, I would say the series will be set in a colonial town and everyone will be blindly in a patriotic, pro-America cult.

And maybe the cult is run by clowns? I’m definitely getting Purge movie vibes!

guess we’ll find out when the series debuts on Sept. 5!

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American Horror Story-Freak Show “Curtain Call” (4×13)




 The curtain has fallen on our freakish friends, and last weeks season finale of American Horror Story Freak Show, left me pretty disappointed. Before I get into the recap I have to say, I wasn’t expecting it to end this way. The freaks we’ve all come to love and know all have their finale moments and I wanted it done better.

Dandy goes on a killing spree, before he is killed himself. All of the freaks we come to love, Seal Boy, The Strongwoman, Meryl Streep Jr, and more are shot by Dandy. Desiree is the only one to survive. Jimmy and his now claws comes back to the campground to see the massacre. He Bette and Dot and Desiree plan to kill Dandy for what he has done. I felt like it was a pretty weak plot to have Dandy kill off the characters, especially since it was the finale.

Once they find him, the only thing they can think of is torture. They let him drown in Houdini’s tank, making his farewell as the ultimate freak in a jar. Did I like the way he died, not really. I felt like they could have done more to him, I was expecting some crazy stuff.

Elsa and Massimo are off to hollywood to start Elsa’s grand career. She is fame hungry, but when Hollywood rejects her, the only thing left for her is to find love. She can’t get that with Massimo since he doesn’t have a soul, so she offs herself to Edward Mordrake. Remember in the halloween episode when Mordrake was looking to make his own dead freak show, well now she is part of it.

I felt like they didn’t do Elsa justice either. This was Jessica Langes last year on AHS, and I needed more. I didn’t want to see her end just by sining songs to the dead, I wanted to see her die in a crazy way, or live up to the damage she did with her freaks. Overall we saw everyones story come to an end, and its crazy to admit but I will miss my fellow freaks.



Photo Credit: FX/AHS

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American Horror Story: Freak Show- Show Stoppers (4×12)



My fellow freaks, our favorite television show is coming to an end.  It’s crazy to think that we’ve come this far, but tonight the curtain will come down and it will be the season finale of the freak show. Before we get into tonights episode, last week left our jaws dropped when a magic trick went HORRIBLY wrong. Everyone finds out about Elsa killing Ethel, and Jimmy is having a hard time realizing he has no hands. And if things weren’t freakier, Marjorie (Chester’s Doll) confesses to Bette and Dot that Chester killed his wife and her lover. Bette and Dot are not okay with this, but I guess the show must go on.


Chester has his first meeting as owner, and wants to change up his finale so that Bette and Dot are cut in half. They are completely thrown off and decline the offer. This is when things start to get a little crazy. Chester begins to hallucinate, and thinks that Maggie is his former wife and so he locks her feet in place so that they can’t be pulled into the box. He then saws her in half and all of her guts spill out onto the stage. I WAS MORTIFIED.

Chester then looses it, and starts stabbing Marjorie. He thinks he “Killed her” but we all know she is a dummy. He takes her to the police station and turns himself in. He is then sent to an asylum for the crazy. Back at the camp, everyone is on the hunt of Elsa, so much that they don’t even mourn Maggie. They all know what Elsa did, and want to punish her for it. Bette and Dot warn her about everyone coming for her, and she fleas. She is then seen with Dandy, who has now bought the show. As he is taking a look around his inventory, he hears something in the tent. In a cage, he sees Stanley, who has been transformed, from what looks like amputations. It looks like a creepy little version of Meep, and I was very disgusted. I can’t wait to see how the freak show ends, since this episode was the scariest all season long.


Photo Credit: American Horror Story/FX

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