How are my freaks doing on this lovely evening? Last nights episode of Freak Show gave us some time to catch our breath after all the recent events. It was Elsa’s birthday this week. And although some think birthdays are a time for fun and celebration, that’s not how it’s done in Jupiter Florida. Elsa has big plans for her day… and her life in general. She is planning on leaving the show to a much more promising career in television. But before all that she is celebrating her day with a mystery man in her bedroom– Paul. Could you think of any other way to ring in your birthday? She does promise him that when she’s TV famous, she will bring him along for the ride.
There is another problem though, Paul has a woman that isn’t Elsa. Penny is lusting for Paul, in the most serious way. From turning up randomly, to begging him to make love to her. This girl ain’t quitting. The only thing setting her back is her father. He takes strict to a whole new level. Growing up I thought my dad was over protective, but Penny’s dad is borderline crazy. He basically breaks doors down just to see what she is doing in her room. He’s totally the “true freak” of the show…. the “normal” guy. Their always the ones you should watch out for.
Paul finds himself in a dilemma. He’s at the store buying perfume for Penny when he runs into Dandy. Although it isn’t said that Dandy told on him, I think he totally did. The two argue about the Tatter Sister and how they disappeared and leave it at that. Back with Elsa, she smells the perfume and assumes he was with another woman, causing them to fight. Paul begins to notice how she really uses people, especially her little monsters.
The group looks angry and confused, and that pisses off Elsa even more. She yells at them saying she saved them, she made them something, she brought them here. Jimmy, the leader of the group, begs to see what they can do to prove their loyalty to her. Elsa looks at the Spinning Wheel of Death. Basically no one can leave until one of them is strapped in and proves their trust and loyalty. Poor Paul stands up, and gets a dagger in the stomach for all his troubles.
Penny has no clue what happened to Paul, and ends up getting into an argument with her dad trying to sneak out. She is the true definition of teenage angst and I think the writers are trying to show how teens in the 50’s were. I mean we all had teenage angst and tried sneaking out of the house, but how many of us can say we fought for women’s rights, civl rights, war rights, and rock n’ roll? As she makes her way to the camp, she sees her love injured and Elsa looking at them with her crazy eyes.
Dot & Bette have become my favorite characters (Or character since they are conjoined). Dandy is in love with them both, but only one really cares about him. Dot plots to use him for his money for now, since she’s planning to have surgery to remove herself from Bette. Poor Dandy has no clue.
Like I said freaks, it wasn’t an OMG epsiode, but it did give us enough time to catch our breaths after last weeks insane ride.
Photo CR: Michele K. Short/FX
WATCH: “American Horror Story” Invites You To The Cult for Season 7
Ryan Murphy is taking some inspo from R. Kelly for the upcoming 7th season of American Horror Story.
Sorry, we had to.
The director revealed the show’s new theme…. drumroll, please…. CULT.
Ryan, who is super secretive about show themes, dropped clues leading up to the reveal on Instagram, which included creepy clowns, American flags, and a person being eaten alive by a hive of bees. Not creepy at all.
While fans still don’t really know what “Cult” signifies but in his announcement, Murphy asked fans to “join the cult.”
Here’s what we know so far:
- Twisty the Clown is back for the season.
- The season kicks off on election night, which explains all the American flags.
- Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton will be portrayed in some shape or form.
- Lena Dunham has joined the cast
- So did Billie Lourd
If I were to take a guess, I would say the series will be set in a colonial town and everyone will be blindly in a patriotic, pro-America cult.
And maybe the cult is run by clowns? I’m definitely getting Purge movie vibes!
I guess we’ll find out when the series debuts on Sept. 5!
American Horror Story-Freak Show “Curtain Call” (4×13)
The curtain has fallen on our freakish friends, and last weeks season finale of American Horror Story Freak Show, left me pretty disappointed. Before I get into the recap I have to say, I wasn’t expecting it to end this way. The freaks we’ve all come to love and know all have their finale moments and I wanted it done better.
Dandy goes on a killing spree, before he is killed himself. All of the freaks we come to love, Seal Boy, The Strongwoman, Meryl Streep Jr, and more are shot by Dandy. Desiree is the only one to survive. Jimmy and his now claws comes back to the campground to see the massacre. He Bette and Dot and Desiree plan to kill Dandy for what he has done. I felt like it was a pretty weak plot to have Dandy kill off the characters, especially since it was the finale.
Once they find him, the only thing they can think of is torture. They let him drown in Houdini’s tank, making his farewell as the ultimate freak in a jar. Did I like the way he died, not really. I felt like they could have done more to him, I was expecting some crazy stuff.
Elsa and Massimo are off to hollywood to start Elsa’s grand career. She is fame hungry, but when Hollywood rejects her, the only thing left for her is to find love. She can’t get that with Massimo since he doesn’t have a soul, so she offs herself to Edward Mordrake. Remember in the halloween episode when Mordrake was looking to make his own dead freak show, well now she is part of it.
I felt like they didn’t do Elsa justice either. This was Jessica Langes last year on AHS, and I needed more. I didn’t want to see her end just by sining songs to the dead, I wanted to see her die in a crazy way, or live up to the damage she did with her freaks. Overall we saw everyones story come to an end, and its crazy to admit but I will miss my fellow freaks.
Photo Credit: FX/AHS
American Horror Story: Freak Show- Show Stoppers (4×12)
My fellow freaks, our favorite television show is coming to an end. It’s crazy to think that we’ve come this far, but tonight the curtain will come down and it will be the season finale of the freak show. Before we get into tonights episode, last week left our jaws dropped when a magic trick went HORRIBLY wrong. Everyone finds out about Elsa killing Ethel, and Jimmy is having a hard time realizing he has no hands. And if things weren’t freakier, Marjorie (Chester’s Doll) confesses to Bette and Dot that Chester killed his wife and her lover. Bette and Dot are not okay with this, but I guess the show must go on.
Chester has his first meeting as owner, and wants to change up his finale so that Bette and Dot are cut in half. They are completely thrown off and decline the offer. This is when things start to get a little crazy. Chester begins to hallucinate, and thinks that Maggie is his former wife and so he locks her feet in place so that they can’t be pulled into the box. He then saws her in half and all of her guts spill out onto the stage. I WAS MORTIFIED.
Chester then looses it, and starts stabbing Marjorie. He thinks he “Killed her” but we all know she is a dummy. He takes her to the police station and turns himself in. He is then sent to an asylum for the crazy. Back at the camp, everyone is on the hunt of Elsa, so much that they don’t even mourn Maggie. They all know what Elsa did, and want to punish her for it. Bette and Dot warn her about everyone coming for her, and she fleas. She is then seen with Dandy, who has now bought the show. As he is taking a look around his inventory, he hears something in the tent. In a cage, he sees Stanley, who has been transformed, from what looks like amputations. It looks like a creepy little version of Meep, and I was very disgusted. I can’t wait to see how the freak show ends, since this episode was the scariest all season long.
Photo Credit: American Horror Story/FX
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