Good evening freaks! It’s been a long couple of days (Birthday weekend, and my charger exploding) but I haven’t forgot about you, or about last weeks episode of AHS. Pink Cupcakes was all about our inner fantasies and the fantasies about freaks. The episode started off with Stanely’s fantasy where he is a guest at a horror gala. During the episode his fantasies are the most vivid and he has a master plan up his sleeves. He wants all the wealth from selling the entire Cabinet of Curiosities to a corrupt museum of natural oddities, and has no chill. He will gladly kill everyone to get his way. This could be a problem for the group. Lets dive into the episode where also get to know our freaks a little bit better.
Elsa: Elsa has been having a rough couple of days. We learned that not only does she want to be a star, she wants to be immortalized in films. That won’t be happening anytime soon since her performance didn’t draw enough attention from the crowd, who gets bored. It’s actually pretty sad to watch. She’s determined either way, still hoping for her own show.
Desiree: Desiree steals the show, with her captivating story. It all starts with her relationship with Dell, in which she isn’t happy. They have been on the rocks and she feels trapped. She feels like her label as a freak has set her back in life. After being sent to the hospital we learn a few revelations. She isn’t androgynous, she’s 100% female, and what Desiree has mistaken for a penis her entire life, is rather a over-developed female genitalia. They say a simple operation could fix her for good. When she tells Dell, he isn’t happy about it. She eventual leaves him and swears she’ll one day find a real man!
Bette & Dot: When it comes to our favorite conjoined twins, Stanley is also promised their own TV show, The Tattler Twins Hour. He went through all the trouble to bake them a pair of poisoned cupcakes, but the girls decline, which was smart because we saw all the crazy things that would have happened if they didn’t.
Other OMG Moments:
Dell falls for a prostitute named Andy, and its pretty sad to watch.
Dandy shows us what he’s really capable of, and I can’t wait to see his master plan thought out.
Dell finds a way to trap Desiree again, and threatens the doctor that gave her the good news that if he tries anything, he will kill their family.
Who’s ready for tomorrows episode?
Photo: Michele K. Short/FX
WATCH: “American Horror Story” Invites You To The Cult for Season 7
Ryan Murphy is taking some inspo from R. Kelly for the upcoming 7th season of American Horror Story.
Sorry, we had to.
The director revealed the show’s new theme…. drumroll, please…. CULT.
Ryan, who is super secretive about show themes, dropped clues leading up to the reveal on Instagram, which included creepy clowns, American flags, and a person being eaten alive by a hive of bees. Not creepy at all.
While fans still don’t really know what “Cult” signifies but in his announcement, Murphy asked fans to “join the cult.”
Here’s what we know so far:
- Twisty the Clown is back for the season.
- The season kicks off on election night, which explains all the American flags.
- Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton will be portrayed in some shape or form.
- Lena Dunham has joined the cast
- So did Billie Lourd
If I were to take a guess, I would say the series will be set in a colonial town and everyone will be blindly in a patriotic, pro-America cult.
And maybe the cult is run by clowns? I’m definitely getting Purge movie vibes!
I guess we’ll find out when the series debuts on Sept. 5!
American Horror Story-Freak Show “Curtain Call” (4×13)
The curtain has fallen on our freakish friends, and last weeks season finale of American Horror Story Freak Show, left me pretty disappointed. Before I get into the recap I have to say, I wasn’t expecting it to end this way. The freaks we’ve all come to love and know all have their finale moments and I wanted it done better.
Dandy goes on a killing spree, before he is killed himself. All of the freaks we come to love, Seal Boy, The Strongwoman, Meryl Streep Jr, and more are shot by Dandy. Desiree is the only one to survive. Jimmy and his now claws comes back to the campground to see the massacre. He Bette and Dot and Desiree plan to kill Dandy for what he has done. I felt like it was a pretty weak plot to have Dandy kill off the characters, especially since it was the finale.
Once they find him, the only thing they can think of is torture. They let him drown in Houdini’s tank, making his farewell as the ultimate freak in a jar. Did I like the way he died, not really. I felt like they could have done more to him, I was expecting some crazy stuff.
Elsa and Massimo are off to hollywood to start Elsa’s grand career. She is fame hungry, but when Hollywood rejects her, the only thing left for her is to find love. She can’t get that with Massimo since he doesn’t have a soul, so she offs herself to Edward Mordrake. Remember in the halloween episode when Mordrake was looking to make his own dead freak show, well now she is part of it.
I felt like they didn’t do Elsa justice either. This was Jessica Langes last year on AHS, and I needed more. I didn’t want to see her end just by sining songs to the dead, I wanted to see her die in a crazy way, or live up to the damage she did with her freaks. Overall we saw everyones story come to an end, and its crazy to admit but I will miss my fellow freaks.
Photo Credit: FX/AHS
American Horror Story: Freak Show- Show Stoppers (4×12)
My fellow freaks, our favorite television show is coming to an end. It’s crazy to think that we’ve come this far, but tonight the curtain will come down and it will be the season finale of the freak show. Before we get into tonights episode, last week left our jaws dropped when a magic trick went HORRIBLY wrong. Everyone finds out about Elsa killing Ethel, and Jimmy is having a hard time realizing he has no hands. And if things weren’t freakier, Marjorie (Chester’s Doll) confesses to Bette and Dot that Chester killed his wife and her lover. Bette and Dot are not okay with this, but I guess the show must go on.
Chester has his first meeting as owner, and wants to change up his finale so that Bette and Dot are cut in half. They are completely thrown off and decline the offer. This is when things start to get a little crazy. Chester begins to hallucinate, and thinks that Maggie is his former wife and so he locks her feet in place so that they can’t be pulled into the box. He then saws her in half and all of her guts spill out onto the stage. I WAS MORTIFIED.
Chester then looses it, and starts stabbing Marjorie. He thinks he “Killed her” but we all know she is a dummy. He takes her to the police station and turns himself in. He is then sent to an asylum for the crazy. Back at the camp, everyone is on the hunt of Elsa, so much that they don’t even mourn Maggie. They all know what Elsa did, and want to punish her for it. Bette and Dot warn her about everyone coming for her, and she fleas. She is then seen with Dandy, who has now bought the show. As he is taking a look around his inventory, he hears something in the tent. In a cage, he sees Stanley, who has been transformed, from what looks like amputations. It looks like a creepy little version of Meep, and I was very disgusted. I can’t wait to see how the freak show ends, since this episode was the scariest all season long.
Photo Credit: American Horror Story/FX
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