There’s always a party on Dynasty.
Fallon was on her worst behavior on Dynasty Season 3 Episode 5 as she attempted to get her company, Femperial, back from Kirby, and went to extreme lengths to make her seem ill-fit for the role.
It was all very sad, even for Fallon, who spoke of “women empowerment” as she started pumping Kirby with alcohol to then shame her and make her out to be an alcoholic.
Every one of the Carringtons does questionable things, but this girl-on-girl crime had to be the lowest of them all.
Sabotaging a judge (classic Cristal) is one thing, but attacking someone that’s supposed to be your friend is even worse.
Kirby deserves a cold shoulder or two; she didn’t play nice when she broke Fallon’s trust and took Femperial from her, but Fallon took it too far.
There were other ways to get her message across or, crazy idea, just start a new business.
Although, I’m not at all upset with Fallon’s hilarious and snarky quips towards Kirby. When she called her a wombat, I damn near lost it.
Femperial isn’t established anyhow, Fallon never cared about books, and we know she has the money to invest in something else that’s near and dear to her heart.
But that’s the thing — Fallon had absolutely no idea why she was acting the way that she was until Kirby pointed it out.
She was subconsciously trying to get back to Liam by throwing herself into her career.
At first, it seemed like she was merely trying to stay busy, but in reality, she wanted to become his editor so she could make him fall back in love with her.
When you look at it from that angle, Fallon’s desperation made sense; this was her last shot at getting her man back.
Once Kirby made Fallon aware of that, Fallon knew it was time to make like Elsa from Frozen and let it (and Liam) go.
And in true soap-opera fashion, the moment she moved on with Evan was the moment Liam began to get his memories back.
Both Fallon and Liam made poor decisions when it came to this amnesia situation.
Fallon overloaded him to make him remember their love while Liam gave up on their relationship too quickly because he couldn’t remember.
What about just giving it some time without making any rash decisions?
The doctors warned that Liam’s memory loss could take a bit of time.
They created this mess entirely on their own.
Dynasty Review – Adam Gets Arrested, Liam Plagiarizes, and Alexis Gets Revenge (5×19)
Dynasty is having fun with its final few episodes!
One of my favorite episodes of One Tree Hill was the Boy Toy auction, and while times have changed since 2003, Dynasty’s take on a “bachelor auction” was just as juicy, even if Fallon struggled to find some eligible bachelors for the gig.
Auctioning off Liam and Culhane wasn’t a bad idea—it’s just a date, after all—but they aren’t exactly single and ready to mingle.
However, Fallon will never disappoint as she put together pretty neat packages that each winner would win alongside the bachelor. Personally, I’d put all my money on the ride in the Aston Martin and a wine country date, not to mention, Culhane definitely had the best moves out of the trio.
I’m shocked the characters agreed to a little choreographed dance number to open up the auction, but that shows how much power Fallon wields over these men. They’d do anything for her.
The whole reason behind the auction was charity as Fallon needed to triple donations for Heroic Hooves so that she could get rid of Mandy once and for all and establish a newer process for how things are done.
Heroic Hooves was truly struggling financially, and it’s because Mandy was an old guard who wasn’t open up to new ideas or suggestions to raise funds. The whole charity needed an overhaul, and Fallon was perfect for the job. She isn’t stuffy; she knows how to make people want a life of luxury, she knows how to sell the dream, and she knows how to work the system.
Not only that, but she’s also passionate about horses, so this is one gig that’s near and dear to her heart.
Liam was going through it as he considered whether or not to use his mentor’s book and pass it off as his own. The very fact that he had to run it by Sammy using the Tuna Melt Metaphor (and then tried to convince Sammy to steal a competitor’s recipe so that he would feel better about his decision) was proof that he could never live with the lie.
But when Fallon pushed and told him she read the first few chapters and thought it was genius, Liam did the unthinkable.
I simply wish he took his mentor’s idea but gave it his own spin and rewrote the whole thing. That way, he’d only be stealing an idea and that’s slightly better to stomach.
Liam is creative, so even if he has writer’s block, he just needs an idea to get started. He doesn’t actually have to take the whole thing.
However, this isn’t the first morally immoral thing he did as he also wrote his mentor’s nephew’s paper, so one might say this is just who Liam has become now — a fraud faking his way through success.
Sammy knows it’s going to blow back on him, and I think all of us know it too. Liam might actually be quite aware of it as well, but he’s willing to risk his reputation.
Speaking of reputations,…Alexis’ was almost destroyed because of Adam’s injectables that have been causing terrible side effects for patients.
When Alexis informed him of the FDA’s involvement, Adam swore that he wasn’t doing anything illegal, which we know isn’t true as he’s using the illegal Bokocho extract in his formula. He immediately ran to daddy for help, and honestly, I’m proud of Blake for shading his son about putting a product on the market that’s “killing” people. For once, Blake seemed to have a moral compass, though he still reached out to his FDA contact to have the samples switched.
In a way, it saved Alexis’ company in the public eye, but thankfully, she’s also being smart about how she conducts her business. And she has Dax to thank for it. While she blindly and wholeheartedly trusted Adam, Dax wasn’t convinced. And for good reason.
Adam framed Alexis for murder — he always protects his own skin, so she can’t blindly believe him and trust him. If Blake hadn’t helped out, Adam would undoubtedly turn on her and her company would take the hit.
It was infuriating to see Alexis take Adam’s side and fight with Dax when he was making all the sense in the world. He surely wanted to be wrong, but he needed to be sure. After everything Adam has pulled, his deception shouldn’t come as a surprise anymore.
So, I was glad to see that Alexis was done protecting her son. The moment she tested her own samples and realized he was lying, she called the DEA and they walked Adam out in handcuffs. And this doesn’t seem like a situation that Blake can get him out of. Poor Adam is on his own, but he also had it coming for all the pain Alexis has endured because of him!
Even Dom had an interesting storyline. Her meteoric rise to fame via FSN and the Nordic Star contest put a target on her back as creepy and threatening fan mail began pouring in. The network insisted she get a bodyguard, and honestly, I can’t figure out why she was mad about the hella sexy man that they sent. Dom, are you seeing this?
I know she likes her independence, but damn, he was fine! And he was there solely to protect her!
Of course, she didn’t take the threat seriously and sent him away by faking a sickness before sneaking out to Fallon’s charity. He wasn’t fooled, but when she eventually snapped at him again, he left her alone. Her attitude changed when she came home and realized someone was there rummaging through her things. The whole thing could’ve ended really badly. It’s also quite surprising that none of these millionaires have any security! They have a lot of haters in the game.
Anyway, Dom’s bodyguard was understanding… and when they had a moment, I think she truly realized that this arrangement might not be so bad after all. Plus, it’ll be nice to have around whenever the person who broke into her house reappears again.
While it does seem like the final few episodes are running out of substance, I appreciate the show for not taking itself too seriously!
What did you think about the episode? Sound off in the comments below!
Dynasty Review – Liam Ridley’s Nightmare at La Mirage
After a brief midseason hiatus, Dynasty Season 5 with new episodes that proved the writers are experimenting with their storytelling in the final episodes. (I know, it pains me to treat Dynasty like a show in its final iteration, but it’s the sad truth!)
The hiatus also lent itself to a six-month time jump—the characters made sure you were aware of it—to help speed up the timeline and likely close out the series with Fallon and Liam becoming parents.
On Dynasty Season 5 Episode 18, Stacey is six months pregnant, which means that she’s also been romantically involved with Adam for half a year. That might honestly be his longest relationship. But don’t worry, while Adam may be charming Stacey, it’s only because she has no idea who he actually is or what he’s capable of. After Amanda booted him from the role of Chief of Staff at the hospital, Adam hasn’t held another position, so when the opportunity presented itself, he concocted a plan that put Stacey in danger only to prove to Fallon that he was worthy of being reinstated. Is it deranged? Sure. But it’s hardly the worst thing we’ve seen from Adam.
The only good thing is that he was able to resuscitate Stacey shortly after she fainted and played it off as dehydration caused by overworking herself (rather than the dangerous mushrooms he put in her tea). Fallon should know better at this point, but she only saw what she wanted to see; she was convinced that Stacey would be better off with Adam working at the hospital, so she promised to talk to Amanda about getting him his job back. Adam straight up manipulated Fallon because he knew she couldn’t resist ensuring her surrogate’s safety. Oh, Adam. Some things never change.
In this whole scenario, I just feel bad for Stacey as she’s convinced that she’s with a really great guy when she has no idea what he’s capable of.
The time jump also meant that Liam’s movie was wrapped and ready to be screened by the masses.
And while everyone was enjoying the press junket and movie premiere, he was doubling down in hopes of getting his second book finished.
He told Fallon, his mentor, and his editor that he only needed to finish one page, but in reality, he spent the past several months trying to overcome his writer’s block.
I thought that the nightmare/hallucination he had while hiding away at the hotel would serve as a source of inspiration for his book, allowing him to take it in a horror/murder mystery direction, but ultimately, it was just necessary to help Liam confront his biggest fear: failure.
While it was quite a dramatic way to help someone face the truth, it was also one of the best scenes Dynasty has ever delivered. This isn’t the first time the series has played with specific scenes (remember when Fallon hit her head and we got a whole Wizard of Oz-inspired episode?), but it was the first time they tried their hand at horror.
And it was so brilliantly executed, mostly because Adam Huber acted his butt off!
I mean, he gave that performance his all. Being Fallon’s boyfriend, fiance, and finally, husband, made Huber a fan favorite, sure, but it also sort of sidelined him when it came to the compelling storyline; I’m so glad that they gave him this moment because he was incredible.
Huber took to Instagram to announce that he wrapped production on Liam’s character earlier in the day, but I’m hoping this convinces someone to cast him in a horror/thriller. When the murderer took the mask off to reveal an unhinged version of Liam, I didn’t even feel like I was watching Dynasty anymore.
The lighting, the music, the writing, and the acting all worked seamlessly to deliver an eerie vibe that eventually played into the episode’s big twist.
Liam, who was finally about to be honest about his writer’s block with Fallon and his editor, confided in his mentor, who then fell to the ground and died of an aneurysm moments later.
It was a devastating turn of events for what should’ve been Liam’s big night, but it also provided him with an opportunity as his mentor was there to finalize his finished manuscript… the one that only Liam knew about.
In a moment of desperation, Liam grabbed it, but I truly hope he doesn’t try to pass it off as his own. Tempting as it might be, it’s possible that his editor did tell someone else about it. If Liam decides to go through with it and publish it, his family—including the nephew that Liam worked with—could have proof that it wasn’t Liam’s novel. It could easily ruin his career!
Not to mention that it’s not something Liam would ever do. He’s not that kind of guy. And he’ll have to live with himself for the rest of his life if he does. If he wins awards or gets any praise for the work, it will eat him inside. I just hope Liam does the right thing instead of taking the easy way out.
And finally, Sammy will know the truth because he’s the only other person that Liam confided in about his writer’s block!
Liam may not have had a good night, but Culhane and Nina sure did.
Throughout the whole filming of the movie, the duo couldn’t stand each other, but it was always obvious that they drove each other crazy because they were crazy in love.
After falling into bed with each other—did you see the way she pushed him? That man flew!—they tried to deny it and dance around the subject by saying it was just a one-time thing to release pent-up stress. But no one actually believed it… they were simply trying to convince themselves cause they were both too scared to make the plunge.
Thankfully, Dom was there to push them together. She should really consider becoming a matchmaker because if it wasn’t for her, those two would be too stubborn to make the move.
After everything that transpired between Dom and Culhane, she kind of owes him this. And I’m glad they’re finally in a better spot.
Colby and Blake got into it again with the former trying to buy back his companies from the latter. History was about to repeat itself with a full-blown Carrington-Colby war, but this time, they made the mistake of dragging Amanda and Cristal into their feud. And these women were simply not interested.
Cristal approached Colby after he shut down PPA to secure the deal, in her favor, of course, and Colby was impressed to see her savvy business skills. It’s nice to see Cristal recognize her own power and stand up for herself instead of remaining in Blake’s shadow. And the way she stood up to Blake when he came for her was boss with a capital B. Blake has finally found his equal who will put him in his place regarding business—it’s been a long time coming. Cristal deserves this moment, too, after years of being pushed around by the Carringtons.
Overall, it was a pretty impressive episode of Dynasty by Dynasty standards.
What did you think? Weigh in with your thoughts in the comment section below!
Dynasty Review – There’s No One Around to Watch You Drown (5×17)
It’s rare that Dynasty offers up a life lesson, but Season 5 Episode 17 was packed with not one but two.
The first: you can’t change the past, but you can change what you do in the future. And the follow-up lesson to that? Some people have the capacity to change while others simply don’t.
Ben’s trial against Blake was a riveting one that made for one of the strongest and most enjoyable episodes of the season.
Much like the inner turmoil it caused Fallon, it wasn’t exactly clear as to whether or not Blake was guilty or if he was telling the truth.
Did he see the note Ben left him on the night his mother died? Did he purposefully ignore it?
Things were not looking good for the Carrington patriarch, especially as the case took some twisted turns and revealed some of Blake’s unsavory secrets.
On the night of his mother’s death, Blake wasn’t dealing with a Carrington Atlantic rig issue, he was sleeping with Fallon’s beloved nanny Heather (guest star Charisma Carpenter).
To be fair, I love how the judge and the court simply took Blake’s cheating to mean he was a terrible man without placing blame on Heather, who was knowingly sleeping with a married man.
While it was hard to hear all about his sordid affairs, it also didn’t prove that Blake intentionally killed his mother.
Alexis then took the witness stand to deliver the actual note from the night, proving that it was in Blake’s pocket the whole time.
Of course, that revelation thrust Blake into villain territory, and Fallon, who was already disgusted by his personal relationship, could barely look at her father.
But, she is her father’s daughter, and if there’s one thing that has always remained true, it’s that Fallon truly meant it when she told Ben that she knows exactly who her father is.
Fallon isn’t blind to the truth — she knows Blake has done his fair share of terrible things, but killing his own mother for personal gain is clearly not one of them. Blake may be a lot of things, but he’s a family man through and through. He’d never ostracize his own brother unless he truly believed that Ben was to blame for the death.
Fallon, in fact, took the stand because she knew that Blake never saw the note. On the night in question, she recalled her and Steven writing their father a note and putting it into their coat pocket because they were scared of monsters. The note was written in wax pencil thus proving that the only person being completely honest in that courtroom was her.
Also, isn’t it great to see the series finally acknowledge Steven’s existence, even if it is in a passive flashback? And I couldn’t help but laugh when Heather showed Blake a photo of his “son” because honestly, how many secret sons can that man have?
When Ben and Alexis tried to rebuff Fallon’s claims, Kirby sealed the deal by proving that Alexis committed perjury by stealing the note from Anders’ diary.
It didn’t matter that even Anders thought Blake looked guilty, all that mattered was that the judge deemed that Ben never upheld his promise to find his mother a caretaker before abandoning his responsibilities and thus, the will was upheld.
It was like a Carrington murder mystery with Blake coming out victorious. And it took the whole family rallying behind him to prove his innocence.
And though his reputation took a bit of a hit, it’s nothing he can’t bounce back from.
The one that was scarred the most was Cristal as she had to face the fact that Blake was kind of a terrible husband who got around back in the day. However, the fact that she’s so thrown by his affairs means that he’s a completely different man now who actually loves his wife.
And the truly shocking thing is that Dominique helped Cristal get to that realization. Who would’ve thought we’d see the day where Dom defends Blake?
Ben was quite a sore loser about the whole thing. When Blake tried to put the past behind them and make things right, Ben pretty much threatened his brother, meaning that this fight is far from over.
Alexis is one of those people that never changed. She stooped to new lows to take down Blake, and while she has her reasons, I’m more upset that she decided to go back on her word and steal from Kirby.
Kirby may have made some missteps in the past (who hasn’t?) but she always does the right thing when it matters.
She knew it wasn’t right to use Anders’ burn book against Blake, and in general, she knew holding onto it would cause more harm than good, so she burned the whole thing. I can’t say I agree with it, but at least she never has to worry about Blake coming after her again. She won his trust and his respect with that move. And as someone who is serious about Amanda, it’s good to have an “in” with her father.
Another person that can’t change despite having so many chances to turn over a new leaf? Adam.
We’ve seen him do some truly unruly things, but it’s usually to people who exist in this dysfunctional society, to begin with. It’s different when the victim is an innocent single mom who simply wants to help other people start families.
Stacy didn’t deserve to become the sociopath’s target, and I wanted so badly to warn her and tell her to run in the complete opposite direction.
Instead, she fell for Adam’s sob story and thought she finally found a “good guy,” when in reality, it couldn’t be further from the truth.
The fact that Adam brought up his single mom — the one he killed — made it seem like he pursued Stacy because of mommy issues, in addition to knowing that it would infuriate Fallon.
The truth is, there are times when Adam is great and tolerable, but overall, he’s problematic, and I hope the series finally does something about it.
A gentle reminder that he still never paid the price for what he did to Steven!
This was one of the first episodes that really got every single cast member a decent storyline. The cast can be bloated, so it’s nice when the writers figure out how to get everyone involved.
Culhane connected with Geneva, the widow of Leo, the man he and Sam killed with Adam’s assistance.
Culhane deserves to find love, and Geneva was his perfect match, so, of course, it would be a relationship that was doomed from the start.
Unless Culhane copped to what he did, the secret was always going to drive a wedge between them. And telling the truth would only get the cops involved. Even if Geneva was relieved that Leo died because she knew he was involved in shady things, I don’t think she’d ever look the other way and date his killer.
Telling Geneva the truth would land them all behind bars, so Culhane’s only choice was to pretend to be an asshole and break up with her. It was for the best.
Though, part of me was kind of disappointed that Geneva wasn’t there to get revenge on him.
There have been so many “almost” soulmates in Culhane’s life that he has to be on the cusp of finding a forever partner, right?
Elsewhere, Dom won the contest to become NordicStar’s new uniform designer, while Liam reconnected with his asshole professor to get some inspiration for his new novel. My gut tells me that writing the story for Jasper is going to come back and bite Liam, but I also don’t feel personally invested in the storyline either way.
I do, however, want to see him get rid of that writer’s block and write another hit right before he becomes a dad. As someone who lives in the Carrington mansion and is privy to all the insane and ridiculous drama, he should have more than enough inspiration for an upcoming novel. Use your crazy family, Liam!
What did you think about the episode? Do you feel like the series is taking a turn in a positive direction again?
Share your thoughts in the comments below!
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