I love Jane for being such an unapologetic, bad bitch who always puts herself first. That’s obviously not the impression people get from Jane at first, but the last scene from this weeks episode really proved Jane is not about to take any crap. Not from Petra, her mother and certainly not from Rafael. Maybe co-parenting really cannot work.
We continued this week with Abuela’s memories of the night she fell down the stairs returning. She remembered it was Magda who pushed her, but she didn’t want to say anything because she’s illegal. So, Jane listened. That is until she realized Magda is working in the hotels kitchen. She confronted Petra’s mother, but obviously, Magda is ruthless and denied the whole thing. So, Jane decided to talk to Michael about it. He brought both Petra and Magda in for questioning but no cigar. Petra was ashamed by what her mother did, but when she realized it was to protect her from going to prison, she was on board, lying to Michael to protect both herself and mommy. They even went as far as to get Ivan to pretend he was the plumber.
Jane couldn’t stand being around Magda so she asked Rafael to fire her. Seeing how upset it made his pregnant ex-gf, he asked Petra to find her mother a new job. She did, only because she saw her window of opportunity open up with Rafael the minute he told her he wasn’t with Jane anymore.
And speaking of that, Jane played nice and invited Rafael to all the doctors appointments even though he totally broke her heart. They found out the baby was breech and Jane did everything she could to try to get that baby to turn. She even tried to burn her soles (?) and she almost started a fire. When Abuela came rushing in, she kind of flipped out and that’s when Jane, the girl who has it all together all the time, finally snapped. It was heartbreaking to see her try to grasp the idea that she’s going to be a single mother despite trying to do everything in her power to avoid that. I truly feel for Jane, but she’ll do great. She’s such a strong woman and she’s got two incredible women helping her.
When she realized that Rafael’s sister, whose connected to Sin Rostro returned, she was a little worried. Then the whole thing with Petra and Magda, who she assumes are homicidal murderers, really put her on edge. This is not the environment she wants a baby around. Unfortunately, Rafael is the father and he cannot get away from these crazies. So, Jane came up with a solution- she’s getting full custody. Honestly, it’s such a bold move, but why the heck not. My only concern is that the court will say Jane doesn’t have enough money to support the baby, especially since she just quit her job. But then again, Rafael and the hotel have so many debts, maybe he doesn’t have the funds either. Either way, he’s definitely not going to be happy to hear about this. Especially since Louisa just convinced him that he made the wrong decision choosing the hotel over Jane. He still loves her. But, people don’t wait around forever and Raf pushed Jane so far, she’s literally going to extremes.
- About the whole Magda pushing Abuela down the stairs- does the Marbella not have video cameras in the hallways and stairways? I mean seriously people.
- Michael and Jane are getting close again. When she found out what he did for her grandmother when she was in the hospital, she was so genuinely thankful. I kind of miss their connection, just a bit.
- Anyone else liked Petra when her mother wasn’t around?
- Xo and Rogelio are the best, but even accepting his job back at Passions of Santos, he still won’t forgive her for kissing Marco. His ex really did a number on him.
So, is Louisa really over Sin Rostro? Will Jane go through with the custody decision against Rafael? Will Xo and Rogelio work it out? Who will be there for the birth of Jane’s baby, which I’m assuming will happen in the season finale. Michael? Rafael?
TV Shows to Binge During Your Self-Quarantine and Social Distancing
In case you haven’t been keeping up with global news, coronavirus, COVID-19, is forcing everyone to practice the 2020 version of”conscious uncoupling” known as “social distancing.”
Many cities/states are on lockdown with bars, restaurants, and other establishments closing their doors to keep the outbreak from spreading even more than it has.
If you’ve found yourself self-quarantined at home on the couch to prevent the spread of germs, you’ll likely be looking for things to keep yourself occupied.
Many shows have shuttered production with daytime and late-night talk shows going sans audiences or completely dark for the remainder of the month.
And this means it’s the perfect time to binge-watch those shows you’ve been putting off.
Here are some shows to watch during your self-quarantine.
What the world needs now is a fixer who could tell us all how to get out of this mess. Since that’s not possible, we have the next best thing in Olivia Pope, DC’s fixer and right-hand to the President, who is also in a torrid love affair with him. It’s political, dramatic, and sexy as hell to this day.
Don’t you wish we could all travel back to a time before the coronavirus? Same. Maybe if we had a time machine like Lucy, Wyatt, and Rufus, we totally could. But alas, we’ll have to settle for watching their journey through key historical moments as they attempt to stop Rittenhouse from destroying the world.
Locke & Key
Think Harry Potter meets Narnia. Netflix’s new fantasy thriller finds a family moving into a mansion following their father’s death where they learn that it’s filled with secret keys that open up portals to other dimensions. You never know where you’ll end up, but it’ll make you forget you’re curled up on your couch amidst a toilet-paper shortage.
Elliot works as a cybersecurity engineer by day and doubles as a vigilante hacker by night. When he’s recruited by a mysterious underground organization, he’s forced to do things that make him question his personal beliefs, his morals, and most importantly, what’s real and what isn’t.
Financial burdens (like the fact that you spent all your money stocking up on canned goods and paper towels) plague three suburban moms who are tired of always playing “catch up.” They decide to take matters into their own hands and rob a grocery store. Soon, they find themselves trying to navigate a world of crime that has absolutely no rules. As they try to survive, their actions will keep you on the edge of your seat.
You’ve already heard of Stranger Things, and if you haven’t seen it yet, it’s high time you do. The series takes place in 1980s Indiana and follows a group of young friends who become privy to supernatural happening within the government.
There’s no better time than during a quarantine to watch all 16 seasons of Grey’s Anatomy. Honestly, when else are you going to have the time? All you need to know is that it’s a medical drama, there’s a doctor named McDreamy, and Shonda Rhimes is the boss babe behind it.
The Good Place is a stroke of comedic genius mixed with some of the most insightful and wholesome storytelling of our generation. It’s also the only series that had the perfect series finale (fight me, but after coronavirus cause there’s a no-touching ban). Eleanor Shellstrop is shocked to find herself in the Good Place following her death and immediately realizes she’s there by mistake. No one is prepared for her hilarious afterlife antics as she hides from architect Michael and her new friends while trying to become a better version of herself.
Don’t be deterred by the plot — a young Latina woman learns she’s pregnant after she’s accidentally artificially inseminated. The series weaves together the best parts of a telenovela while adding heart, feshed-out characters, strong female leads, irresistible love interests, and family at the forefront of every storyline.
Love is Blind
In the reality TV vein, Netflix delivered the world’s newest obsession. It’s a social experiment that many claim prepared our generation for dating throughout “social distancing.” Love is Blind forces a handful of contestants to meet people while isolated in pods. Once they find their “soulmate,” they propose to them without meeting face-to-face and a few weeks later, walk down the aisle.
If you’re not familiar with Joe Goldberg, you’re missing out. YOU is a suspenseful thriller that digs into the mind of an obsessed serial killer and follows his romantic relationships.
Game of Thrones
Similarly to Greys Anatomy, when else are you going to find the time to watch all of Game of Thrones? This is the perfect time to dig into a pop culture phenomenon so you know what “winter is coming” means the next time someone mentions it.
The Marvelous Ms. Maisel
If there’s anyone that can cheer you up and put a smile on your face, it’s Ms. Maisel. Set in the late 1950s, Miriam aka “Midge” breaks the rules and pursues a career in stand-up comedy. While it’s unheard of for women of her class to pursue a career, it’s even more unheard of a woman succeeding in such an industry. But leave it to Midge to prove everyone wrong and do it with flair and style!
Jane the Virgin – Chapter One Hundred (5×19)
It should be noted that I had to tell myself to be brave while writing this review and wiping away so many happy tears.
As far as series finales go, Jane the Virgin’s hit every mark and was a treat for longtime fans.
One would say it was the inverse of what made Jane the Virgin such a household name; it bypassed the usual telenovela-twists and opted for happy endings all around.
There will always be things that I wish would have happened, but confined to a one-hour window, the finale was pretty perfect.
Jane the Virgin – Chapter Ninety-Eight (5×17)
How do we say goodbye?
Xiomara posed that very question at the end of Jane the Virgin Season 5 Episode 17, and nothing sums up my feelings more succinctly.
We’re almost at the end, and despite this being the weakest season to date, it’s still bittersweet.
Look, nothing against anyone on the Jane the Virgin team.
Putting together a final season is a tall order, and appeasing everyone is nearly impossible.
We’re always going to have a bone to pick with something. That’s just life.
Nevertheless, I’m enjoying this strange ride for what it is and soaking up these last moments with the Gloriana Villaneuva family.
The realistic moments of the episode were really great, but the moments that leaned heavily into telenovela territory fell short.
Rose’s masterplan was revealed and to be honest, it was lame and non-existent.
Everything she’s ever done was motivated by her love for Luisa.
She broke out of jail and created an army of minions in order to be with her one true love.
If Luisa hadn’t betrayed Rose, Rose wouldn’t have had any motive to come after Jane.
Rose has been an elusive and terrifying villain all these years, but she just felt like a run-of-the-mill villain when she ambushed Jane.
Yes, I was a nervous wreck the entire time, but only because I expected Rose to already have people at Mateo’s school waiting for him or something.
Did anyone even know where Mateo was at the time? And why did no one come to check in on Jane?
Then, Rose’s grand plan was to sneak into the This Is Mars party essentially wearing alien costumes from Spirit Halloween.
What happened to the plastic surgery genius who could change her appearance at the snap of her fingers?
The one who befriended Michael as Susanna and faked his whole death?
We needed that Rose to come out and play.
Read the full review at TV Fanatic!
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