Montana was weird.
I expected it to be weird … but not that weird.
When the season first kicked off and the writers revealed Michael’s amnesia backstory, I was excited to explore a little piece of Jason’s life.
But upon arrival in Montana on Jane the Virgin Season 5 Episode 7, I wanted nothing more than to go home and cuddle up to Rafael.
Turns out, so did Jane.
Yes, Jane finally made her choice between Team Michael and Team Rafael, but the journey towards her decision has been slightly offputting for fans.
For much of the episode, I wondered if the writers were drunk or if they were possibly trolling us.
Are the writers getting a kick out of dividing the fandom one last time and making us, and the characters, suffer?
I’m truly bewildered by everything that’s happening this season.
While I personally didn’t enjoy my time in Montana, it was a necessary trip for Jane to clear her head and figure out what the heart wants.
Getting away helped Jane and Michael answer some lingering questions and explore unresolved feelings.
It allowed them to test their relationship in its new shape without the pressure of old memories, Mateo, and most importantly, Rafael, weighing them down.
I also love that for the first time ever, Jane wasn’t able to rely on Xo and Abuela’s advice to help her formulate a decision.
She’s always been so dependant on her family but without cell service, the decision was hers and hers alone.
And sorry Michael fans, it probably wasn’t what you were expecting.
After spending just a bit of time together, it became clear that Michael and Jane are really good friends.
But that’s all they are at this point. Friends.
The spark they had as a couple died probably when we thought Michael died.
Their manure fight in the stables proved that they work better as friends.
They know how to have fun with each other, they enjoy each other’s company, but it’s strictly platonic.
As we learned more about Michael-Jason’s life in Montana, we understood that he’s entered a new chapter. Despite getting his memories back, he was more Jason than he was Michael.
His life was Montana, not Miami.
And while it was sweet that Michael was willing to consider long distance for Jane, it wasn’t exactly a set-up that could ever work.
Michael was hopeful, but only because he was still hanging on to what once was.
And Jane realized that she didn’t fit into his life anymore.
I mean, I laughed out loud when she imagined moving out there and becoming a ranch wife. Girl, who are you kidding?
To be honest, I think Jane’s known for a while that her spark with Michael fizzled out, yet she felt like she owed it to herself and to Michael to give their relationship a real shot.
After all, she’d spent so much time wishing that her husband would return, and now that he had, she felt like she was supposed to want things to return to what was once considered “normal.”
But people grow apart and as Jane quickly learned, you can’t force feelings.
The person you’re supposed to be with is the one you can’t stop thinking about.
Even though Rafael was hundreds of miles away, Jane couldn’t get him out of her mind.
Out of sight doesn’t mean out of mind and despite all the fun she was having with Michael, Jane’s mind kept drifting back to her baby daddy.
Montana proved to Jane once and for all that her heart belonged to Rafael.
Telling Michael that she wasn’t in love with him anymore was painful to watch.
How many times does Jane have to say goodbye to him?
But Jane’s good with words and she summed it up perfectly; so many things changed during the four-year gap, the biggest change being her relationship with Raf.
She fell in love again.
He’s the man who loved her unconditionally through her flaws, offered support, and held her up when she needed it most.
He’s her family and her future.
Michael understood that because, as I said before, he too was trying to force something that once worked.
Sadly, Jane’s realization came a little too late.
Read the full review at TV Fanatic!
TV Shows to Binge During Your Self-Quarantine and Social Distancing
In case you haven’t been keeping up with global news, coronavirus, COVID-19, is forcing everyone to practice the 2020 version of”conscious uncoupling” known as “social distancing.”
Many cities/states are on lockdown with bars, restaurants, and other establishments closing their doors to keep the outbreak from spreading even more than it has.
If you’ve found yourself self-quarantined at home on the couch to prevent the spread of germs, you’ll likely be looking for things to keep yourself occupied.
Many shows have shuttered production with daytime and late-night talk shows going sans audiences or completely dark for the remainder of the month.
And this means it’s the perfect time to binge-watch those shows you’ve been putting off.
Here are some shows to watch during your self-quarantine.
What the world needs now is a fixer who could tell us all how to get out of this mess. Since that’s not possible, we have the next best thing in Olivia Pope, DC’s fixer and right-hand to the President, who is also in a torrid love affair with him. It’s political, dramatic, and sexy as hell to this day.
Don’t you wish we could all travel back to a time before the coronavirus? Same. Maybe if we had a time machine like Lucy, Wyatt, and Rufus, we totally could. But alas, we’ll have to settle for watching their journey through key historical moments as they attempt to stop Rittenhouse from destroying the world.
Locke & Key
Think Harry Potter meets Narnia. Netflix’s new fantasy thriller finds a family moving into a mansion following their father’s death where they learn that it’s filled with secret keys that open up portals to other dimensions. You never know where you’ll end up, but it’ll make you forget you’re curled up on your couch amidst a toilet-paper shortage.
Elliot works as a cybersecurity engineer by day and doubles as a vigilante hacker by night. When he’s recruited by a mysterious underground organization, he’s forced to do things that make him question his personal beliefs, his morals, and most importantly, what’s real and what isn’t.
Financial burdens (like the fact that you spent all your money stocking up on canned goods and paper towels) plague three suburban moms who are tired of always playing “catch up.” They decide to take matters into their own hands and rob a grocery store. Soon, they find themselves trying to navigate a world of crime that has absolutely no rules. As they try to survive, their actions will keep you on the edge of your seat.
You’ve already heard of Stranger Things, and if you haven’t seen it yet, it’s high time you do. The series takes place in 1980s Indiana and follows a group of young friends who become privy to supernatural happening within the government.
There’s no better time than during a quarantine to watch all 16 seasons of Grey’s Anatomy. Honestly, when else are you going to have the time? All you need to know is that it’s a medical drama, there’s a doctor named McDreamy, and Shonda Rhimes is the boss babe behind it.
The Good Place is a stroke of comedic genius mixed with some of the most insightful and wholesome storytelling of our generation. It’s also the only series that had the perfect series finale (fight me, but after coronavirus cause there’s a no-touching ban). Eleanor Shellstrop is shocked to find herself in the Good Place following her death and immediately realizes she’s there by mistake. No one is prepared for her hilarious afterlife antics as she hides from architect Michael and her new friends while trying to become a better version of herself.
Don’t be deterred by the plot — a young Latina woman learns she’s pregnant after she’s accidentally artificially inseminated. The series weaves together the best parts of a telenovela while adding heart, feshed-out characters, strong female leads, irresistible love interests, and family at the forefront of every storyline.
Love is Blind
In the reality TV vein, Netflix delivered the world’s newest obsession. It’s a social experiment that many claim prepared our generation for dating throughout “social distancing.” Love is Blind forces a handful of contestants to meet people while isolated in pods. Once they find their “soulmate,” they propose to them without meeting face-to-face and a few weeks later, walk down the aisle.
If you’re not familiar with Joe Goldberg, you’re missing out. YOU is a suspenseful thriller that digs into the mind of an obsessed serial killer and follows his romantic relationships.
Game of Thrones
Similarly to Greys Anatomy, when else are you going to find the time to watch all of Game of Thrones? This is the perfect time to dig into a pop culture phenomenon so you know what “winter is coming” means the next time someone mentions it.
The Marvelous Ms. Maisel
If there’s anyone that can cheer you up and put a smile on your face, it’s Ms. Maisel. Set in the late 1950s, Miriam aka “Midge” breaks the rules and pursues a career in stand-up comedy. While it’s unheard of for women of her class to pursue a career, it’s even more unheard of a woman succeeding in such an industry. But leave it to Midge to prove everyone wrong and do it with flair and style!
Jane the Virgin – Chapter One Hundred (5×19)
It should be noted that I had to tell myself to be brave while writing this review and wiping away so many happy tears.
As far as series finales go, Jane the Virgin’s hit every mark and was a treat for longtime fans.
One would say it was the inverse of what made Jane the Virgin such a household name; it bypassed the usual telenovela-twists and opted for happy endings all around.
There will always be things that I wish would have happened, but confined to a one-hour window, the finale was pretty perfect.
Jane the Virgin – Chapter Ninety-Eight (5×17)
How do we say goodbye?
Xiomara posed that very question at the end of Jane the Virgin Season 5 Episode 17, and nothing sums up my feelings more succinctly.
We’re almost at the end, and despite this being the weakest season to date, it’s still bittersweet.
Look, nothing against anyone on the Jane the Virgin team.
Putting together a final season is a tall order, and appeasing everyone is nearly impossible.
We’re always going to have a bone to pick with something. That’s just life.
Nevertheless, I’m enjoying this strange ride for what it is and soaking up these last moments with the Gloriana Villaneuva family.
The realistic moments of the episode were really great, but the moments that leaned heavily into telenovela territory fell short.
Rose’s masterplan was revealed and to be honest, it was lame and non-existent.
Everything she’s ever done was motivated by her love for Luisa.
She broke out of jail and created an army of minions in order to be with her one true love.
If Luisa hadn’t betrayed Rose, Rose wouldn’t have had any motive to come after Jane.
Rose has been an elusive and terrifying villain all these years, but she just felt like a run-of-the-mill villain when she ambushed Jane.
Yes, I was a nervous wreck the entire time, but only because I expected Rose to already have people at Mateo’s school waiting for him or something.
Did anyone even know where Mateo was at the time? And why did no one come to check in on Jane?
Then, Rose’s grand plan was to sneak into the This Is Mars party essentially wearing alien costumes from Spirit Halloween.
What happened to the plastic surgery genius who could change her appearance at the snap of her fingers?
The one who befriended Michael as Susanna and faked his whole death?
We needed that Rose to come out and play.
Read the full review at TV Fanatic!
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