Oh baby! A lot went down on this weeks Jane the Virgin. Kesha guest starred as the neighbor that played music WAY to loud and woke up Mateo, Jane lived a whole episode of the Bachelorette inside her head as she chose between Rafael and Michael and Petra got pregnant with Rafael’s baby.
Let’s just get right to it- Rafael’s sample worked and Petra is now a mommy-to-be. I secretly knew she was going to be pregnant because honestly, it’s a telenovela TV show, but I was really hoping that it wouldn’t take. Rafael also found out that he was the poor sucker expecting a baby with his ex-wife after the fertility clinic called with his rebate. Zoinks.
This will definitely make Jane’s decision a little easier. There is peace and calm with Michael and all that Rafael has brought into Jane’s world is crazy. I mean sure there’s Mateo and sure Rafael really wants this to work, but look how much has happened because of his family. Now Jane is supposed to compete with Petra, who STOLE Rafael’s sperm and impregnated herself to keep him? No girl wants that much baggage… no matter how hot homeboys body is. To be fair, Raf isn’t to blame for anything; this stuff happens to him without his consent.
In the end though, Michael really laid it out for her- she wasn’t in love with Rafael, she was in love with the idea of family. She can have that family with Michael because he’s ready now. It’s crazy for me because I was so team Rafael in season one, but right now, I think I have to side with Michael. Although to be completely honest, I think Jane should just be friends with both of them and focus on raising her baby.
There are also new threats and dangers looming ahead. First off, Lachlan screwed them over with that fake erosion report and now his new company will be building and taking their ocean view. That won’t bode well for profits and Raf will definitely be pissed off. There is also a new “villain” in town… or the villains assistant who is just watching them from afar. Meanwhile, that villain is in Switzerland, which we know might actually be Rose with a new face. And she might not be after Mateo anymore, even thought Jane is super paranoid, but she is after something that has to do with Raf’s little family. And of course Louisa got kidnapped again…. I’m not entirely sure if it was part of Lachlan’s plan or if this is all Rose. I guess we’ll have to wait an see.
As for Abuela, she had a little scare with the police after Jane stole an amp from Kesha. Oops. This however motivated Abuela to take a risk and apply for her green card. If she gets denied, that means they will be deporting her, so there’s a lot at stake here. And just shows how crappy immigration is in America. They are willing to rip apart families for no good reason.
Meanwhile, Rogelio and Xo were trying not to get sued after they missed a performance in Vegas to be there for Mateo’s birth. Rogelio is riding the high horses and saying no to performing on a cruise ship, while Xo is a little more understanding. Eventually, they get stranded on the ship after it takes off for a cruise to Cuba… of course. They end up making some real progress in their relationship; Xo knows he isn’t completely healed from his ex so she wants them to go on a date, but definitely get a divorce after getting hastily married in Vegas. Don’t you just love these two and all their complex problems?
Who do you think Jane should be with? #TeamRafael or #TeamMichael? Who is the new villain? What does Rose want? Who kidnapped Louisa? Will Petra stay pregnant? How will Rafael handle the news? Will Abuela get deported? Till next Monday loves!
TV Shows to Binge During Your Self-Quarantine and Social Distancing
In case you haven’t been keeping up with global news, coronavirus, COVID-19, is forcing everyone to practice the 2020 version of”conscious uncoupling” known as “social distancing.”
Many cities/states are on lockdown with bars, restaurants, and other establishments closing their doors to keep the outbreak from spreading even more than it has.
If you’ve found yourself self-quarantined at home on the couch to prevent the spread of germs, you’ll likely be looking for things to keep yourself occupied.
Many shows have shuttered production with daytime and late-night talk shows going sans audiences or completely dark for the remainder of the month.
And this means it’s the perfect time to binge-watch those shows you’ve been putting off.
Here are some shows to watch during your self-quarantine.
What the world needs now is a fixer who could tell us all how to get out of this mess. Since that’s not possible, we have the next best thing in Olivia Pope, DC’s fixer and right-hand to the President, who is also in a torrid love affair with him. It’s political, dramatic, and sexy as hell to this day.
Don’t you wish we could all travel back to a time before the coronavirus? Same. Maybe if we had a time machine like Lucy, Wyatt, and Rufus, we totally could. But alas, we’ll have to settle for watching their journey through key historical moments as they attempt to stop Rittenhouse from destroying the world.
Locke & Key
Think Harry Potter meets Narnia. Netflix’s new fantasy thriller finds a family moving into a mansion following their father’s death where they learn that it’s filled with secret keys that open up portals to other dimensions. You never know where you’ll end up, but it’ll make you forget you’re curled up on your couch amidst a toilet-paper shortage.
Elliot works as a cybersecurity engineer by day and doubles as a vigilante hacker by night. When he’s recruited by a mysterious underground organization, he’s forced to do things that make him question his personal beliefs, his morals, and most importantly, what’s real and what isn’t.
Financial burdens (like the fact that you spent all your money stocking up on canned goods and paper towels) plague three suburban moms who are tired of always playing “catch up.” They decide to take matters into their own hands and rob a grocery store. Soon, they find themselves trying to navigate a world of crime that has absolutely no rules. As they try to survive, their actions will keep you on the edge of your seat.
You’ve already heard of Stranger Things, and if you haven’t seen it yet, it’s high time you do. The series takes place in 1980s Indiana and follows a group of young friends who become privy to supernatural happening within the government.
There’s no better time than during a quarantine to watch all 16 seasons of Grey’s Anatomy. Honestly, when else are you going to have the time? All you need to know is that it’s a medical drama, there’s a doctor named McDreamy, and Shonda Rhimes is the boss babe behind it.
The Good Place is a stroke of comedic genius mixed with some of the most insightful and wholesome storytelling of our generation. It’s also the only series that had the perfect series finale (fight me, but after coronavirus cause there’s a no-touching ban). Eleanor Shellstrop is shocked to find herself in the Good Place following her death and immediately realizes she’s there by mistake. No one is prepared for her hilarious afterlife antics as she hides from architect Michael and her new friends while trying to become a better version of herself.
Don’t be deterred by the plot — a young Latina woman learns she’s pregnant after she’s accidentally artificially inseminated. The series weaves together the best parts of a telenovela while adding heart, feshed-out characters, strong female leads, irresistible love interests, and family at the forefront of every storyline.
Love is Blind
In the reality TV vein, Netflix delivered the world’s newest obsession. It’s a social experiment that many claim prepared our generation for dating throughout “social distancing.” Love is Blind forces a handful of contestants to meet people while isolated in pods. Once they find their “soulmate,” they propose to them without meeting face-to-face and a few weeks later, walk down the aisle.
If you’re not familiar with Joe Goldberg, you’re missing out. YOU is a suspenseful thriller that digs into the mind of an obsessed serial killer and follows his romantic relationships.
Game of Thrones
Similarly to Greys Anatomy, when else are you going to find the time to watch all of Game of Thrones? This is the perfect time to dig into a pop culture phenomenon so you know what “winter is coming” means the next time someone mentions it.
The Marvelous Ms. Maisel
If there’s anyone that can cheer you up and put a smile on your face, it’s Ms. Maisel. Set in the late 1950s, Miriam aka “Midge” breaks the rules and pursues a career in stand-up comedy. While it’s unheard of for women of her class to pursue a career, it’s even more unheard of a woman succeeding in such an industry. But leave it to Midge to prove everyone wrong and do it with flair and style!
Jane the Virgin – Chapter One Hundred (5×19)
It should be noted that I had to tell myself to be brave while writing this review and wiping away so many happy tears.
As far as series finales go, Jane the Virgin’s hit every mark and was a treat for longtime fans.
One would say it was the inverse of what made Jane the Virgin such a household name; it bypassed the usual telenovela-twists and opted for happy endings all around.
There will always be things that I wish would have happened, but confined to a one-hour window, the finale was pretty perfect.
Jane the Virgin – Chapter Ninety-Eight (5×17)
How do we say goodbye?
Xiomara posed that very question at the end of Jane the Virgin Season 5 Episode 17, and nothing sums up my feelings more succinctly.
We’re almost at the end, and despite this being the weakest season to date, it’s still bittersweet.
Look, nothing against anyone on the Jane the Virgin team.
Putting together a final season is a tall order, and appeasing everyone is nearly impossible.
We’re always going to have a bone to pick with something. That’s just life.
Nevertheless, I’m enjoying this strange ride for what it is and soaking up these last moments with the Gloriana Villaneuva family.
The realistic moments of the episode were really great, but the moments that leaned heavily into telenovela territory fell short.
Rose’s masterplan was revealed and to be honest, it was lame and non-existent.
Everything she’s ever done was motivated by her love for Luisa.
She broke out of jail and created an army of minions in order to be with her one true love.
If Luisa hadn’t betrayed Rose, Rose wouldn’t have had any motive to come after Jane.
Rose has been an elusive and terrifying villain all these years, but she just felt like a run-of-the-mill villain when she ambushed Jane.
Yes, I was a nervous wreck the entire time, but only because I expected Rose to already have people at Mateo’s school waiting for him or something.
Did anyone even know where Mateo was at the time? And why did no one come to check in on Jane?
Then, Rose’s grand plan was to sneak into the This Is Mars party essentially wearing alien costumes from Spirit Halloween.
What happened to the plastic surgery genius who could change her appearance at the snap of her fingers?
The one who befriended Michael as Susanna and faked his whole death?
We needed that Rose to come out and play.
Read the full review at TV Fanatic!
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