Politics make strange bedfellows and that couldn’t be more true in this weeks Jane the Virgin.
Jane and Petra came face to face in the biggest showdown on the series – the election for Room Mom.
Despite nailing the whole mommy thing when Mateo was an infant, Jane’s been struggling with it as he’s grown into a toddler mainly because of his bad behavior. And it doesn’t help that Petra, who at first was unable to connect with her twins, is raising perfect angels and constantly rubbing it in her face.
When Mateo tells Jane that he wishes she’d be in school more like the other moms, she decides to run for Room Mom, which basically means, she’s stepping on Petra’s territory. When the principal sees the two fighting over the position, she advises they do it together. You’d think two women who share a baby daddy would be capable of something so trivial as teaming up at school but these two love to hate each other. Their solution – have an election and may the best room mom win. To Jane that means the person with the best ideas and most qualified for the job. For Petra that means the person that can buy the most votes. Things get ugly but eventually, both women realize they don’t even want the job. Their competitive nature got the best of them but what’s the point in faking it – Jane doesn’t have time since she’s got an actual career and Petra HATES being the Queen B of the school. Instead, they nominate a person that’s actually the most qualified – Rafael!
Rafael is good at juggling everything, mainly because he’s completely chill after spending some time in prison. But that changes when the police begin investigating Petra after his ex-girlfriend, the one the narrator always forgot and whose name I also forgot, turned in Scott’s burn book to the police. Yeah, Scott was the Mean Girl of the Marbella, surprisingly. They come to question Petra who fibs that she wanted to protect Scott’s privacy. They don’t buy it, especially cause a page is missing.
Chuck, the hotel owner from next door, comes to confront Petra after the police question him also. His anger is understandable considering she moved Scott’s corpse from her side of the hotel to his and then told him about it, ruining their relationship. If Scott’s death turns out to be a murder instead of an accident like currently determined, things could get bad for him. (Although they’ll probably be bad for Rafael because we KNOW he’s somehow involved in Scott’s death!)
Rafael comes to Petra’s rescue when Chuck gets a little too intense but it’s not because he believes Petra, it’s because he knows she ripped out the missing page. Petra confesses but it’s not what he thinks – the page she ripped out was all about Rafael not being his father’s legitimate son and about the addendum to the will. She was doing him a favor and for the second time in the episode, he admires just how fiercely protective Petra is when it comes to the people she loves.
In a shocking twist of events, they actually become attracted to each other. “We shouldn’t,” Petra says gazing into Rafael’s eyes. “I know but I really want to,” he says as clothes and intimates start flying around. It seems that after all this time, Rafael finally saw Petra as the woman he always knew and wanted her to be. And they took their secrets to bed…. literally.
So what does this mean? Are Petra and Rafael, ex husband and wife, giving it another go? How will Jane take this?
Their hookup comes at an interesting time because Jane is finally open to the idea of dating again. Up until now, she’s been coming to terms with Michael’s death but when she was finally able to talk about what happened with Mateo’s aide, she knew she was on the right path. Much to her surprise, the aide revealed that Mateo isn’t actually scarred by what happened in his past – Michael dying, Rafael going to jail – he’s just a hyperactive child who wants attention and she can’t give it to him…. even when he CUTS off chunks of her hair. I would literally lose my mind.
Also having some new developments in the love department – Xo, Rogelio and Bruce. Yes, the new love triangle. Last week Xo accepted Bruce’s proposal after dating him for a few years successfully. But instead of being happy and planning the wedding, she was having doubts. The passion wasn’t there and she wasn’t 100% convinced her decision was the right one.
When Jane told her mother that Rogelio admitted that having a child was no longer a deal breaker for a relationship, she realized that she might still have feelings for her ex. As Bruce prepped them for their court appearance, she gave an emotional speech about how Ro’s reality show ruined their friendship and how much she missed him. The next day, Bruce brought up that it seemed like Xo was going through something and she gave him back the ring. Seems like I’ll finally get my wish – a real relationship without the BS for Xo and Ro!
Also winning in the love department – ALBA! Xo sexed her up so that she could finally score a date with her manager and even though her eyelash fell off and she wiped out completely while trying to impress him, he still asked her out. The Villanueva ladies are making the love department their b**ch.
Thoughts? Are you happy with Xo’s choice? Excited for Alba? Liking Petra and Rafael together again? Intrigued by Jane’s new optimistic outlook on dating?
TV Shows to Binge During Your Self-Quarantine and Social Distancing
In case you haven’t been keeping up with global news, coronavirus, COVID-19, is forcing everyone to practice the 2020 version of”conscious uncoupling” known as “social distancing.”
Many cities/states are on lockdown with bars, restaurants, and other establishments closing their doors to keep the outbreak from spreading even more than it has.
If you’ve found yourself self-quarantined at home on the couch to prevent the spread of germs, you’ll likely be looking for things to keep yourself occupied.
Many shows have shuttered production with daytime and late-night talk shows going sans audiences or completely dark for the remainder of the month.
And this means it’s the perfect time to binge-watch those shows you’ve been putting off.
Here are some shows to watch during your self-quarantine.
What the world needs now is a fixer who could tell us all how to get out of this mess. Since that’s not possible, we have the next best thing in Olivia Pope, DC’s fixer and right-hand to the President, who is also in a torrid love affair with him. It’s political, dramatic, and sexy as hell to this day.
Don’t you wish we could all travel back to a time before the coronavirus? Same. Maybe if we had a time machine like Lucy, Wyatt, and Rufus, we totally could. But alas, we’ll have to settle for watching their journey through key historical moments as they attempt to stop Rittenhouse from destroying the world.
Locke & Key
Think Harry Potter meets Narnia. Netflix’s new fantasy thriller finds a family moving into a mansion following their father’s death where they learn that it’s filled with secret keys that open up portals to other dimensions. You never know where you’ll end up, but it’ll make you forget you’re curled up on your couch amidst a toilet-paper shortage.
Elliot works as a cybersecurity engineer by day and doubles as a vigilante hacker by night. When he’s recruited by a mysterious underground organization, he’s forced to do things that make him question his personal beliefs, his morals, and most importantly, what’s real and what isn’t.
Financial burdens (like the fact that you spent all your money stocking up on canned goods and paper towels) plague three suburban moms who are tired of always playing “catch up.” They decide to take matters into their own hands and rob a grocery store. Soon, they find themselves trying to navigate a world of crime that has absolutely no rules. As they try to survive, their actions will keep you on the edge of your seat.
You’ve already heard of Stranger Things, and if you haven’t seen it yet, it’s high time you do. The series takes place in 1980s Indiana and follows a group of young friends who become privy to supernatural happening within the government.
There’s no better time than during a quarantine to watch all 16 seasons of Grey’s Anatomy. Honestly, when else are you going to have the time? All you need to know is that it’s a medical drama, there’s a doctor named McDreamy, and Shonda Rhimes is the boss babe behind it.
The Good Place is a stroke of comedic genius mixed with some of the most insightful and wholesome storytelling of our generation. It’s also the only series that had the perfect series finale (fight me, but after coronavirus cause there’s a no-touching ban). Eleanor Shellstrop is shocked to find herself in the Good Place following her death and immediately realizes she’s there by mistake. No one is prepared for her hilarious afterlife antics as she hides from architect Michael and her new friends while trying to become a better version of herself.
Don’t be deterred by the plot — a young Latina woman learns she’s pregnant after she’s accidentally artificially inseminated. The series weaves together the best parts of a telenovela while adding heart, feshed-out characters, strong female leads, irresistible love interests, and family at the forefront of every storyline.
Love is Blind
In the reality TV vein, Netflix delivered the world’s newest obsession. It’s a social experiment that many claim prepared our generation for dating throughout “social distancing.” Love is Blind forces a handful of contestants to meet people while isolated in pods. Once they find their “soulmate,” they propose to them without meeting face-to-face and a few weeks later, walk down the aisle.
If you’re not familiar with Joe Goldberg, you’re missing out. YOU is a suspenseful thriller that digs into the mind of an obsessed serial killer and follows his romantic relationships.
Game of Thrones
Similarly to Greys Anatomy, when else are you going to find the time to watch all of Game of Thrones? This is the perfect time to dig into a pop culture phenomenon so you know what “winter is coming” means the next time someone mentions it.
The Marvelous Ms. Maisel
If there’s anyone that can cheer you up and put a smile on your face, it’s Ms. Maisel. Set in the late 1950s, Miriam aka “Midge” breaks the rules and pursues a career in stand-up comedy. While it’s unheard of for women of her class to pursue a career, it’s even more unheard of a woman succeeding in such an industry. But leave it to Midge to prove everyone wrong and do it with flair and style!
Jane the Virgin – Chapter One Hundred (5×19)
It should be noted that I had to tell myself to be brave while writing this review and wiping away so many happy tears.
As far as series finales go, Jane the Virgin’s hit every mark and was a treat for longtime fans.
One would say it was the inverse of what made Jane the Virgin such a household name; it bypassed the usual telenovela-twists and opted for happy endings all around.
There will always be things that I wish would have happened, but confined to a one-hour window, the finale was pretty perfect.
Jane the Virgin – Chapter Ninety-Eight (5×17)
How do we say goodbye?
Xiomara posed that very question at the end of Jane the Virgin Season 5 Episode 17, and nothing sums up my feelings more succinctly.
We’re almost at the end, and despite this being the weakest season to date, it’s still bittersweet.
Look, nothing against anyone on the Jane the Virgin team.
Putting together a final season is a tall order, and appeasing everyone is nearly impossible.
We’re always going to have a bone to pick with something. That’s just life.
Nevertheless, I’m enjoying this strange ride for what it is and soaking up these last moments with the Gloriana Villaneuva family.
The realistic moments of the episode were really great, but the moments that leaned heavily into telenovela territory fell short.
Rose’s masterplan was revealed and to be honest, it was lame and non-existent.
Everything she’s ever done was motivated by her love for Luisa.
She broke out of jail and created an army of minions in order to be with her one true love.
If Luisa hadn’t betrayed Rose, Rose wouldn’t have had any motive to come after Jane.
Rose has been an elusive and terrifying villain all these years, but she just felt like a run-of-the-mill villain when she ambushed Jane.
Yes, I was a nervous wreck the entire time, but only because I expected Rose to already have people at Mateo’s school waiting for him or something.
Did anyone even know where Mateo was at the time? And why did no one come to check in on Jane?
Then, Rose’s grand plan was to sneak into the This Is Mars party essentially wearing alien costumes from Spirit Halloween.
What happened to the plastic surgery genius who could change her appearance at the snap of her fingers?
The one who befriended Michael as Susanna and faked his whole death?
We needed that Rose to come out and play.
Read the full review at TV Fanatic!
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