Riverdale
Riverdale Review – Aliens and Heroes (5×07)
Aliens have arrived in Riverdale.
Or so Jughead thinks.
I guess the appropriate term would be Mothman, which Jughead and Tabitha Tate investigated on a deeper level after it was first brought up by old man Dreyfuss.
While Dreyfuss’s account may not have been credible, you have to believe it coming from Pop Tate, who said he witnessed the supernatural event 50 years ago.
And the insanity continues when it’s revealed Nana Rose was there too. Then again, she’s been around for so long, what hasn’t she seen?
She even preserved the Mothman body in a barrel of maple syrup (because why wouldn’t she?), which was stolen the evening Jughead had the very same encounter.
If you were skeptical about Pop and Nana’s recollection of that night, Jughead experienced the same exact thing complete with the jukebox playing, the gumballs spilling from the machine, and the light shining over Pop’s.
When Jughead woke up hours later, the Mothman skeleton was gone. But who took it?
Are Jughead’s eyes playing tricks on him? Did he imagine all of this? Or is there really a supernatural presence in town?
Whatever it is, let’s hope it isn’t just forgotten about like that time Polly’s babies floated.
Just when you think you’ve seen it all on Riverdale, the show manages to become even more unhinged.
For now, it seems like Jughead and Tabitha’s storyline is completely disconnected from what I’m calling “the heroes of Riverdale,” which is Betty discovering a pattern of missing young women (including Polly) and trying to solve it, Archie investing in the football team and building up a volunteer fire department, and Veronica boosting Riverdale’s economy with monopoly money with her face on it.
However, I do think that Jughead’s plot will eventually intersect with the missing girls that Betty encountered.
Something sinister is happening off of the Lonely Highway and it involves truckers and dead bodies appearing in the swamp.
Don’t ask me how it connects to Jughead’s findings, but human trafficking seems too basic for Riverdale unless it comes with some twist like organ harvesting a la The Farm.
At this point, Betty has found two missing girls — one of them remains unidentified, while the other was Margaret Harper. All of their stories seem to be similar to Polly’s as they fell into the wrong crowd.
With the help of Sheriff Keller and Toni, Betty is looking for what happened to approximately 21 young women.
There’s also a chance these missing girls connect to Betty’s serial killer The Trash Bag Killer, who Glenn informed her has made a reappearance in Tulsa and snatched up two more victims.
Riverdale — “Chapter Eighty-Three: Fire In The Sky” — Image Number: RVD507a_0447r — Pictured: Vanessa Morgan as Toni Topaz — Photo: Katie Yu/The CW — © 2021 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved.
It’s noble of Betty to tackle this case, but she also needs to prioritize her mental health. How can she help anyone if she’s plagued by PTSD from her encounter with the TBK?
I also can’t help but chuckle every time Betty waves around her FBI badge since she hasn’t actually finished any of her training.
Hiram Lodge may be the worst thing to ever happen to Riverdale, but it was hilarious when he called her badge something she got out of a Cracker Jack bag! Nothing gets past that man.
Well, except for the fact that Reggie led Betty to one of the missing bodies. He didn’t want Betty to use his name because he was scared of Hiram’s reaction.
Why? Is Hiram somehow involved in the disappearance of these girls? He didn’t seem sympathetic when Alice mentioned Polly was missing. And he seemed to know that there were more bodies in the swamp.
I guess it does work in his favor because if word got out about the brutal deaths by blunt force trauma, it would make Riverdale an even more undesirable place to live.
However, Hiram seems to have a plan grander than SoDale and the turnpike, which Reggie said were just “necessary smokescreens.”
What is Hiram really up to?
Veronica and Archie are both doing their best to revive the town of Riverdale.
Ronnie decided to teach some real-life economics during her economy class by introducing River Dollars — money that could be spent exclusively in town to bolster the local economy.
In a shocking twist, this actually isn’t her worst idea. River Dollars only have value in Riverdale, so they encourage everyone to invest them back into local businesses. Win-win.
The only downfall? Her class got greedy and decided to print more money than there was collateral, which tanked the market.
But Ronnie always knows how to clean up a mess and this time, she quite literally helped clean up a mess by making her students clear off all the litter from the streets of Riverdale.
In his attempt to drive all remaining residents away, Hiram got rid of waste services and also, the fire department, which obviously, isn’t ideal for residents.
Archie already has a full plate, but he’s spreading himself even thinner by spearheading the fire department.
But taking on too many things won’t be Archie’s downfall — his downfall will be his recklessness.
After Bernardo (guest-starring Ryan Faucett from Katy Keene) told all the recruits that no one runs into a burning building by themselves, Archie did just that the moment they encountered their first fire.
Seriously, I’m rolling my eyes so hard.
Thankfully, he wasn’t badly injured and was back in training the following day.
The group of high school volunteers didn’t seem promising, but with original firefighter Chief Russell leading the charge alongside Fangs, Kevin, and Eric Jackson (Archie’s buddy from the army who is looking for purpose following the war), they may actually have a shot at saving Riverdale from burning to the ground.
Eric already hates Hiram and he hasn’t even met the guy. That’s the kind of attitude Riverdale needs!
And I’m pumped for that firemen calendar Ronnie proposed.
There wasn’t any Betty and Archie interaction this week, which was a little upsetting, but my heart couldn’t help but skip a beat when Veronica donated a fire truck to the volunteers and said “anything for you Archie.”
Am I crazy for still shipping them despite being totally into Betty and Archie?
Also, Veronica and Cheryl are singlehandedly supporting this town with their well of funds.
Speaking of Cheryl, she’s the only one who can’t seem to find a purpose post-high school.
Her “dance-off” with a Vixen was lame and pathetic. There was nothing cute about that call-back to her original dance-off when she was a senior, it just proved that Cheryl hasn’t moved on.
I don’t want to say that Cheryl peaked in high school, so please don’t make me.
It’s beneath Cheryl to claim the Vixen’s are her birthright and compete with Toni over ownership.
Let’s hope Toni somehow got through to Cheryl with her blunt speech about not being a holy terror anymore for no reason.
There’s also the return of Ms. Marple (Agatha from Chilling Adventures of Sabrina) who confronted Cheryl about the painting of Jason being a skillful forgery. Is she going to want a cut of Cheryl’s profits?
And will we ever find out why Cheryl is doing this?
What did you think of what some might call the most bizarre episode of Riverdale to date? Do you think aliens are real or is Jughead just a sloppy drunk?
Are Veronica, Archie, and Betty in over their heads or do they have an actual shot of saving the town?
Let us know in the comments!
The wait for the seventh and final season of Riverdale is almost over, but not everyone has nice things to say about it.
While it’s true that The CW series has gone off the rails the last few seasons, it’s undoubtedly one of the reasons why fans continue to tune in. In fact, I’m personally looking forward to seeing how unhinged things actually get in their final hurrah.
On March 2, the network gave fans a look at all the madness, revealing that 1955 might be the craziest time period yet, as all of Riverdale’s finest revert to high schoolers after Cheryl Blossom destroyed a comet and somehow, accidentally caused everyone to travel back in time.
Anyway, the point is, things are all over the place in the trailer as Archie and Cheryl are dating and planning on getting married, Jughead—reportedly the only one who actually remembers the present-day and knows what’s really going on—making out with Veronica for some reason, Betty trying to have sex with Kevin (who is in the closet because it’s the ’50s), zombies… maybe?, the return of Ethel Muggs covered in blood, a possible orgy, and honestly, so much more that I can’t even wrap my head around.
The year is 1955. The final season of #Riverdale premieres Wednesday, March 29th on The CW! pic.twitter.com/3skiIutOEW
— Riverdale (@CW_Riverdale) March 2, 2023
Riverdale is going out with a bang, pushing the boundaries to where they haven’t gone before—and they’ve gone far.
Most fans, like myself, are thrilled, but one comment didn’t sit well with Lili Reinhart, who plays Betty Cooper.
“oh my god….. those poor actors are finally gonna be free,” one user on Twitter wrote, likely prompting the scathing response from Reinhart on Instagram Story.
@lilireinhart I love you for this, Riverdale is living in their heads rent free pic.twitter.com/YVoNrvbCRF
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) March 3, 2023
And honestly, that’s the Betty Cooper energy we need. The cast may have spoken out about their willingness to pursue other projects after seven seasons, but there’s no denying that this is the show that put them on the map and catapulted them into stardom.
There’s also the fact that we’ve all, fans included, invested an enormous amount of time into the series, so no matter what, we’re going to be sad when it ends.
As one comment pointed out, the show prides itself on being “weird” and that isn’t news.
We—and the cast— know what we’re getting into with Riverdale…. and we’re doing so willingly.
Riverdale’s final season kicks off on Wednesday, March 29 on The CW! You can catch up on all of our previous content and reviews right here!
‘Riverdale’ Season 7 – Everything We Know About the Final Season
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‘Riverdale’ and ‘Nancy Drew’ Announce Final Season Premiere Dates—And Series Finale Dates
Riverdale and Nancy Drew are gearing up for their final hurrah.
We’ve known that the end for these CW dramas was near—and now we know exactly when we’ll have to say goodbye and part ways with our favorite TV redheads.
Riverdale will premiere for its seventh and final season on Wednesday, March 29 at 9/8c.
The wait for Nancy Drew will be a bit longer as the series will return on Wednesday, May 31 at 8pm taking over The Flash’s time slot.
Riverdale will have a significantly higher episode count with 20 total episodes to wrap things up, while our time at Horseshoe Bay will be limited to 13 episodes.
Both teen dramas will come to an epic conclusion when the series finales air on Wednesday, Aug. 23.
The CW also gave fans official synopses for both shows so fans know exactly what to expect.
Riverdale — “Chapter One Hundred Eighteen: Don’t Worry Darling” — Image Number: RVD701a_0716r — Pictured (L – R): Cole Sprouse as Jughead Jones, Madelaine Petsch as Cheryl Blossom, KJ Apa as Archie Andrews, Casey Cott as Kevin Keller and Nicholas Barasch as Juilian Blossom — Photo: Michael Courtney/The CW — © 2023 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved.
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“Picking up where last season ended, Jughead Jones finds himself trapped in the 1950s. He has no idea how he got there, nor how to get back to the present. His friends are no help, as they are living seemingly authentic lives, similar to their classic Archie Comics counterparts, unaware that they’ve ever been anywhere but the 1950’s.”
Archie Andrews is the classic all-American teen, coming of age, getting into trouble, and learning life-lessons; Betty Cooper is the girl next door, starting to question everything about her perfect life — including her controlling mother Alice; Veronica Lodge is a Hollywood starlet who moved to Riverdale under mysterious circumstances; Cheryl Blossom is the Queen Bee with a withering wit and a secret longing; Toni Topaz is an activist fighting for the Black students of recently integrated Riverdale High; Kevin Keller is a ‘square’ crooner wrestling with his sexual identity; Reggie Mantle is a basketball star from farm country; and Fangs Fogarty is a greaser who’s destined to be an Elvis-type star. It isn’t until Jughead is visited by Tabitha Tate — Riverdale’s Guardian Angel — that he learns the cosmic truth about their predicament. Will Jughead and the gang be able to return to the present? Or will our characters be trapped in the 1950’s forever? And, if so…is that such a bad thing?”
Nancy Drew — Image Number: NCD405b_0554r — Pictured (L – R): Alex Saxon as Ace, Kennedy McMann as Nancy Drew, Tunji Kasim as Nick, Maddison Jaizani as Bess and Leah Lewis as George Fan — Photo: Colin Bentley/The CW — © 2023 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved.
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“George’s desire for justice has brought her fighting spirit to the courtroom as an aspiring law school student; Nick, whose broken engagement with George has left him single, is back on the dating scene, and focused on becoming a rising star as a local businessman; Bess is eager to become the town’s guardian of dangerous supernatural secrets, only to encounter a threatening new foe who’s hellbent on leading a witch-hunt to undermine her mission; and Nancy’s star-crossed love Ace must confront the deathly curse keeping him and Nancy from acting on their feelings for each other.”
Nancy Drew‘s final season “begins as Nancy launches a new investigation to find a group of missing bodies from Horseshoe Bay’s cemetery that have been dug up and stolen—or have possibly risen. As Nancy is drawn into this ghostly case, a string of unexplained paranormal crimes leads the Drew Crew to believe that the literal sins of the town’s past have returned to haunt the living. Meanwhile, Nancy struggles with yearning for Ace, the man she loves. But when a slow-burning attraction begins between Nancy and the son of Ryan Hudson’s newest enemy, Nancy must decide whether this love interest is worth the ire of both her father and Ace —whose own heart may also be tempted by a new relationship. Nancy’s exploits this season will bring the Drew Crew numerous standalone cases, stunning twists, humor, and unexpected romances as they are drawn into a season-long mystery unlike any they have had to solve before. When Nancy’s efforts to protect her seaside hometown from the sins of its past backfire, she must do the unthinkable to save her friends from both the supernatural and earthbound threats coming for them—and it could cost her everything, and everyone, she’s ever loved.”
Find out more about Riverdale Season 7 right here!
It’s time to say goodbye to Riverdale. The series that brought to life the Archie Comics—and made Archie Andrews, Betty Cooper, Veronica Lodge, and Jughead Jones household names—is embarking on its seventh and final season in 2023.
Below, we’re breaking down some details along with your most-asked questions about season 7!
What Will Riverdale Season 7 Be About?
On Riverdale Season 6, Cheryl managed to successfully save everyone from Bailey’s Comet, but the strange events were far from over as everyone woke up in the ’50s. Archie, Betty, Jughead, and Veronica are all teenagers again living in 1955, though Jughead is the only one who remembers what happened.
Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa’s Instagram also gave us this gem of ’50s Jughead, so do with that what you will.
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“Jughead remembers everything that happened. And I think our characters, whether they’re conscious or not, have an emotional memory of what they’ve been through… It is still in continuity,” Aguirre-Sacasa told Decider. He also acknowledged that many of the storylines from season 6 would be addressed, which hopefully means we won’t be spending all of our time in 1955.
He’s been revealing quite a bit about the final season on Instagram, including that there will be a ’50s-themed dance, the sock hop, in the second episode of the season.
Is There a Teaser for Riverdale Season 7?
Kind of. Aguirre-Sacasa’s Instagram is a vault of Riverdale-goodness, so the unofficial teaser was shared on his page and gives fans a look at the first minute or so of the premiere episode. Pop’s customers are dancing in the year 1955 as we’re introduced to the ’50s versions of our favorite characters.
Check it out:
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Are There Any Riverdale Season 7 Photos?
Yes! Entertainment Weekly previously revealed the first-look photos at the upcoming season, which included the core cast back in the classroom and in their best ’50s looks. Fangs also took the stage, with the show runner telling the outlet, “Fangs is sort of our greaser rocker. He’s a little bit like a Ritchie Valens character in our universe.”
Aguirre-Sacasa also posted a look at Archie, who is a dreamboat in every single decade he exists in.
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Will Riverdale Season 7 Be As Weird As Previous Seasons?
In a surprising twist, Aguirre-Sacasa revealed to Entertainment Weekly that it’s “probably, weirdly, our most grounded season.” Madeline Petsch confirmed this, noting it is “pared down with the craziness” while chatting with Variety, adding that it will focus heavily on the core relationships that made season 1 so special. She did warn, however, that “everyone is dating everyone.”
“Thank god the ’50s were as crazy as they were, because it’s been so fun to be in that world,” Aguirre-Sacasa explained, adding, “Every season we explore the tropes of a specific genre, be it supernatural, be it pulp, be it crime. This year our genre is the 1950s, so we’re in dialogue with the American myth of what the 1950s were versus the reality.”
Will There Be New Faces on Riverdale Season 7?
You bet! Aguirre-Sacasa explained that there will some differences between the characters, so the ’50s Veronica may not have the same background as the present-day Veronica. This will likely make it complicated to keep up for fans, especially since season 6 was so all over the place.
“Archie feels much more innocent than we’ve ever depicted him on Riverdale,” Aguirre-Sacasa explains, adding, “When we meet Archie here, he is a clean cut, 1950s teen. We describe him a little bit as a Richie Cunningham-type from Happy Days and he’s on his own journey. He’s a more innocent, romantic kind of character.”
However, it also provides the opportunity to mix in new characters.
Deadline reported that two new faces were cast for the season as recurring cast members. Nicholas Barasch will play Julian Blossom, a “bully who always gets his way.” He will be Cheryl’s twin brother (yep, not Jason Blossom!), and the “antagonist to all of our teen characters, most especially Archie.” It also seems like Archie and Cheryl might be getting married (or something?) based on this teaser on Instagram. It’s Riverdale… that’s all I have to say.
Karl Walcott, on the other hand, joins as Clay Walker, an Army brat described as “studious, well-read, and well-traveled.” The outlet notes, “He is very open-minded in his art and his sexuality. As he does in the comic books, Clay will have an impactful friendship with fellow queer character Kevin Keller.”
What Will Riverdale Season 7 Episode 1 Be About?
Aguirre-Sacasa told EW that the first episode is Jughead’s story. “It’s him asking, ‘What do I do with the fact that I’m the only one who remembers our lives before the comet hit?’ And that gets resolved at the end of episode 1. But you get to see Cole playing the Jughead we’ve known, and then you get to see Cole putting on a 1950s persona.”
The show runner also teased “something very, very dark happens at the end of episode 2.”
Will There Be a Villain in Riverdale Season 7?
Riverdale is known for its villains—Hiram Lodge, TBK, Gargoyle King, the list goes on—but Aguirre Sacasa notes there won’t be one villain this season, per se. Instead, the decade seems to be the villain as he notes the character must find “their way in the constricting, dark realities of the 1950s, trying to discover themselves in a really repressive, conformist, homophobic, racist world.”
The biggest struggle is our characters trying to live authentic individualistic lives during a time period where that was really hard to do,” he adds.
When Will Riverdale Season 7 Premiere?
The CW announced that Riverdale’s final season will kickoff on Wednesday, March 29 at 9/8c. It will consist of 20 episodes that will conclude on Wednesday, Aug. 23.
Is There a Riverdale Season 7 Synopsis?
Yes!
“Picking up where last season ended, Jughead Jones finds himself trapped in the 1950s. He has no idea how he got there, nor how to get back to the present. His friends are no help, as they are living seemingly authentic lives, similar to their classic Archie Comics counterparts, unaware that they’ve ever been anywhere but the 1950’s.
Archie Andrews is the classic all-American teen, coming of age, getting into trouble, and learning life-lessons; Betty Cooper is the girl next door, starting to question everything about her perfect life — including her controlling mother Alice; Veronica Lodge is a Hollywood starlet who moved to Riverdale under mysterious circumstances; Cheryl Blossom is the Queen Bee with a withering wit and a secret longing; Toni Topaz is an activist fighting for the Black students of recently integrated Riverdale High; Kevin Keller is a ‘square’ crooner wrestling with his sexual identity; Reggie Mantle is a basketball star from farm country; and Fangs Fogarty is a greaser who’s destined to be an Elvis-type star. It isn’t until Jughead is visited by Tabitha Tate — Riverdale’s Guardian Angel — that he learns the cosmic truth about their predicament. Will Jughead and the gang be able to return to the present? Or will our characters be trapped in the 1950’s forever? And, if so…is that such a bad thing?”
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