Seeing the In Memorium for Luke Perry shine across the screen almost felt surreal.
Watching his scenes with Archie and hearing his calm and comforting voice brought tears to my eyes even though I should have been terrified because young Ricky was running loose with a gun and a vendetta to kill Archie.
I don’t know how Riverdale is going to handle Perry’s death, but no matter what they do, it’ll be heartbreaking.
As for the episode itself, is anyone a little confused by this town’s obsession with Gryphons and Gargoyles? Only the weirdos seem to be playing it, and Hiram Lodge, yet it’s somehow creating problems for everyone.
And just when you thought it was all behind you, Kurtz joins the Serpents and tries to throw Fangs off of a staircase to make him ascend, and Ricky befriends Archie simply to kill him.
Seriously, is it okay if I say ask “what the actual hell?”
Ricky really caught me off guard — I was not expecting that little boy to come after Archie with a knife let alone to have stalked Archie for weeks to figure out how to best get in his good graces.
He even carved in the ‘sacrifice’ symbol into his own wrist to make his story more believable!
Archie should never let his guard down in Riverdale again.
And Archie is the sweetest soul to have ever existed. He took care of this boy, took him under his wing, gave him food and shelter, and even tried to find him a good home.
He’s too sweet so anyone could take advantage of him.
The biggest twist came with the revelation that Ricky was Joaquin’s brother and finishing up his dirty work.
This isn’t over yet, but at least now Archie has the protection of the Serpents.
Jughead has been struggling as their Serpent King as of late and it’s not surprising; he has a handful of OG Serpents and a bunch of former Gargoyle Kings with absolutely no loyalty or purpose.
Kurtz was the worst of the lot and even tried using the fact that he and his friends were in the majority to disobey Jughead.
Jughead figured out how to restore order by giving the Serpents a new focus. From now on, they will be working for FP Jones and helping out the Riverdale police department while getting paid for it.
Now that’s what a leader does!
With gangs running rampant around this town, they might as well put these kids to good use. And what better use of gangs than for a non-existent police department.
I think the only person working for the police is the damn Sheriff.
The gangs aren’t the only ones running around town like madmen without any self-control.
Hiram Lodge and Gladys Jones took over Veronica’s speakeasy as if they owned the place doing as they pleased all because she owed them a little money.
There’s nothing I enjoy more than business-savvy Ronnie.
She may be indebted to these two fools, but that doesn’t mean she has to let them get their way in her club.
The Speakeasy wasn’t part of the deal. How nice it must be for her to finally own something that belongs to her.
It’s also dangerous because knowing her father, he’ll change the rules and demand the money be paid in full or else he’ll take her bar from her.
Realistically, Ronnie didn’t need the protection of the Pretty Poison’s to keep Hiram and Gladys out, but I won’t be upset that she’s employing young females!
Cheryl, on the other hand, might be a little peeved with Toni. Cheryl’s not comfortable not being in control and making the shots. She’s always been the leader when it came to the cheerleading squad, but now that Toni isn’t letting her have the upper hand, it’s causing a bit of a rift in their relationship.
If Cheryl doesn’t learn to play nice, she’s going to lose the best thing that ever happened to her and it will be a shame.
And then we have the mess that continues to be The Farm.
There’s no clear direction when it comes to the cultish establishment aside from the fact that they prey on young, vulnerable and impressionable minds.
Evelyn Evernever is clearly manipulative, but we learned just how much when she and Kevin threatened to expose Betty’s murderous ways while incriminating Alice, Jughead and FP Jones in order to silence her from writing an expose on The Farm.
How is Betty the only one suspicious of them if they have so many members in Riverdale?
And why is their M/O to have members put themselves in harm’s way?
Kevin’s behavior towards Betty was disappointing. That’s not the Kevin we know, but it’s definitely the Kevin that was hurt and allowed a cult to influence his decisions.
First they require him to walk on fire to cleanse himself of his sins and leave the past behind, but what’s next? How far will they go before someone is seriously hurt?
Betty may be against The Farm but something about them appealed to her when she considered burning her hand.
Instead, she burnt the house to the ground right after Alice sold it to an anonymous buyer.
Reckless? Definitely. But not any more reckless that Alice has been since joining The Farm.
Where is Betty supposed to go and live since she’s not part of the cult and doesn’t want to join? She doesn’t think about anyone aside from herself.
While the craziness of The Farm, Gryphons and Gargoyles and Fizzle Rocks is still affecting Riverdale, there was a moment of normalcy that we haven’t seen much of this season — Jughead, Archie, Betty and Veronica all hung out together as besties for a little bit.
I’ve missed the bond that these four have formed. It’s been a minute since the series just focused on friendship arguably it’s strongest angle.
When do you think we’ll finally meet Edgar Evernever? Is the old Kevin gone for good?
How will Archie protect himself from further Gryphons and Gargoyles attacks?
Riverdale Midseason Premiere – Yale, Spirit Week, and Maple Syrup Rum (4×10)
Riverdale did something wild on this week’s episode – it channeled high school sports as the students acted like, dare I say, high school teenagers.
It’s totally normal if you forgot that Archie still plays football or that he’s QB.
The series has been trying to return to the high-school setting for one more season, but no episode is more teen drama than “Varsity Blues.”
The championship game between Riverdale and Stonewall Prep, seemingly the only other school in the area, divides everyone.
Betty takes her assignment from Mr. Honey about the Bulldogs making the championship and elevates it by writing a riveting expose about how Stonewall Prep plays dirty. And yet, Mr. Honey nixes it because it stirs up too much trouble and he was eyeing a fluff piece, which he should’ve known is Betty’s style.
It doesn’t deter Betty, however, as she’s determined to bring down Stonewall, and Brett, in some capacity and proposes that they start a quiz team to enter the quiz show competition. What’s this new competitive nature that’s gotten into Betty? She clearly doesn’t like Brett because he’s a pompous, egotistical ass, but is there something else driving her need to beat him? Also, is it a coincidence their names are so similar? The sheer amount of times I wrote “Bretty” right now is sickening.
There’s some tension between Betty and Jughead, though, they do their best to work through it.
Despite not applying, Jughead has landed an interview with Yale, but he’s concerned it won’t sit well with Betty who didn’t get in.
Betty offers the “I wouldn’t ask you to give up this opportunity” response, which seems genuine enough.
And yet, the moment she learns Jughead has joined the Quill and Skull secret society, she can’t help but exude a little resentment.
While it seems like they smooth it over, there’s the lingering knowledge that we all have from a previous episode that showed Betty clobbering Jughead over the head and Archie pronouncing him dead.
And we cannot forget the episode where FP Jones arrests Betty, Archie, and Veronica for Jughead’s murder.
The flashforward offered on this week’s episode adds onto the mystery of what happened with Jughead, but instead of providing any clarity, it raises more questions.
A month from now, we see Betty cleaning out Jughead’s room and crying as Brett informs her that Jughead will not be attending Yale. “It’s just you and me in New Haven,” he adds, which means that Betty is now going to Yale.
Did dark Betty possess her and take Jughead’s spot? Did Jughead get her in somehow?
The reason “why” Jughead isn’t going to Yale isn’t immediately clear, but if those flash-forwards are any indication, it’s because he’s dead.
If he isn’t dead and this is some evil trick being played on us by the writers, then maybe it’s for the best because Jughead’s admission seems to be hinged on some more shady dealings with Stonewall Prep.
Everything is so cryptic with them, and I just cannot trust Brett when he tells Jughead that maybe they’ll be roomies.
Back in Riverdale, Archie is gearing up for the big game, but after Stonewall’s bullies take out the team’s best player, Mad Dog, by physically assaulting him and injuring his knee, the team loses its best player.
That’s when Archie’s uncle Frank swoops in and offers some pain killers because that’s totally normal — an adult offering a kid drugs. Actually, in Riverdale, it is.
There’s a reason why Mary is so adamant in her hatred for Frank and it’s because he smells like bad news.
Mad Dog is an adult, so he takes the pills and plays the game. Archie breathes a sigh of relief because nothing happens to him and he impressed a recruit, but it could’ve. Now, if Riverdale had better story consistency, I would say that this storyline isn’t over and Mad Dog will suffer some consequences for playing with an injury, but I doubt this will ever be brought up again.
The Lodge wars continue as Veronica and Hiram go battle it out for the best whiskey in town. I wouldn’t have pegged Riverdale for a rum town, it seems more like a draft beer town, but sure. The best part of this whole storyline is that Veronica isn’t even 21 and yet, she’s out here selling off cases of her special blend rum. Girl, you’re not even old enough to try it.
Although, I’m really digging Veronica and Cheryl’s team-up. If she’s going to make a rum, it better be a maple-syrup flavored one.
But those two are definitely not old enough to take those shots.
Cheryl spent most of the episode quibbling with the new HBIC brought on to coach the Vixens. She didn’t know what hit her when Ms. Appleyard stood up to her and wasn’t intimidated by her mean girl demeanor. Newsflash: that’s the real world Cheryl.
Of course, Cheryl staged a coup and got her Vixens back in time for the game, but maybe it would have been for the best if she let Appleyard take the wheel. The pop song they performed was cringe-worthy yet again proving that Riverdale’s strong suit isn’t musical numbers. They are really good at murders, though, if anyone is concerned.
Other Riverdale Musings
- As part of his initiation, Jughead told the Q&S society his deepest darkest secrets. Did they not learn ANYTHING from The Farm? This is how they get you – this is how cults operate!
- Brett and Donna’s deepest and darkest secrets reveal they have both endured some trauma. Hurt people hurt people, which explains their behavior towards Jughead, but it doesn’t excuse it.
- Archie got arrested again. But at least he’s brave enough to own up to the punches he throws rather than hiding under bunny masks. Cough, Brett, cough.
- A classic B&V brings us to old school Riverdale days. Too bad Jughead ruined everything.
- Veronica and Reggie keyed Hiram’s car and poured rum into his engine. What is this middle school?
- Cheryl telling Appleyard that her body is perfection is a 2020 mood.
What did you think of the Riverdale midseason premiere?
Did Betty kill Jughead?
12 Crazy Moments from the Riverdale Season 4 Fall Finale
Riverdale is known from its crazy plot twists, and given that this was the midseason finale, we were expecting the cream of the crop.
We were not disappointed.
Take a look back at the wildest moments of the night.
Caution: spoilers ahead.
You can read the full review of Riverdale Season 4 Episode 9 right here!
1. Polly Clawed off a Nurse’s Face
We haven’t seen Polly for a hot minute. If I’m being exact, I think the last time we saw her was when she tried to drown Alice as part of some Farm “rebirth” ritual. And now when we saw her, she was tied up to a bed after disfiguring a nurse at Shady Grove named Betty. Yes, disfiguring.
2. Alice Tries to Attack her Daughter with a Butcher Knife
Honestly, the headline says it all. Both Alice and Polly went full psycho after picking up a phone call that hypnotized them into attempting to kill Betty. Somehow, there’s a logical explanation.
3. Tangerine, Tangerine, Tangerine
Anyone else wondering if there’s some unrevealed backstory to the word tangerine? Does Betty hate tangerines? Did she give them to a student that was allergic? Or is the word innocent enough to hide the fact that it hypnotizes people into turning into Betty and attempting to kill her dark side aka her?
In Betty’s case, that means she’d have to kill herself, which was all part of The Farm, Edgar, and Evelyn’s plan. Seriously, how is she still getting phone privileges?
4. Cheryl Gassing Thistlehouse
While gassing the house up maybe have been a bonkers idea, it worked to snuff out the darkness hiding within the brick walls of Thistlehouse: Penelope. Cheryl figured out it was her mother who was gaslighting her in hopes that she’d lose her mind because of the Julian doll. Who knew a little roach gas was all she need to see clearly?
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Riverdale Fall Finale Review – Who Killed Jughead? (4×09)
Riverdale took a sharp turn for its midseason finale bringing the Jughead death into clear, well, clearer, view.
There were clues leading up to the killer’s identity throughout much of the episode.
Betty has always lived with Dark Betty’s shadow looming over her, and she’s been terrified of her serial killer gene ever since taking the FBI for kids (or whatever it was called) class, so her desire to eliminate this part of her wasn’t random, but the way the storyline was carried out was.
Evelyn was able to make two calls from Shankshaw Prison to Polly and Alice and hypnotized them via a trigger word that made them kill “Betty” aka the person in the vicinity that they believed was Betty.
Oh, and the trigger word was “tangerine” because apparently, Riverdale has a thing against sweet, orange, fruit.
At this point, I just shrug my shoulders and roll with it.
Betty was afraid that she’d be affected by the trigger word, though, it’s unlikely since she was never brainwashed by the Farm, right?
Then again, we don’t know what happened while she was briefly holed up inside those walls.
However, Betty tested it in front of Charles, which, knowing what we know, was a terrible idea, but Charles has made himself trustworthy so Betty figured this was fine.
She wasn’t phased by the trigger word immediately, but she was taken back to her youth, specifically, the moment Dark Betty was born. I cannot watch poor Caramel get crushed to death by a rock over and over, guys.
Betty’s logical was that if she could go back in time and prevent Dark Betty from being born, she’d fix the dark part of herself that she hated.
Again, sure. I’d be more inclined to think that was a good solution if it came from a therapist and not from Charles, who we know has ulterior motives.
But Betty did it and went to sleep thinking she was safe despite breaking her mirror with her fist and being completely unphased. Oh boy.
So, when the series flashed forward to Betty standing over Jughead holding a rock and presumably killing him the same way she’d killed Caramel before, it wasn’t surprising in the context of plot development.
However, looking at it as fans of the series and Betty and Jughead solo as well as a couple, it was outrageous.
The series would never allow Betty to kill her boyfriend unless they wanted to enrage fandoms and ensure the end of the series as we know it.
Which means that a. that isn’t Jughead, it’s an evil twin brother, b. Archie assumed he was dead when he was just knocked out, c. it’s a sequel to Jughead’s Baxter Brothers novel since the one that got him the contract drew inspiration from the murder of Jason Blossom, or d. I don’t know, and I’m packing.
What do you think the final scene means for Jughead going forward? Is he dead?
After scoring the contract to become the next Baxter Brothers ghost-writer, Jughead attempted to locate his grandfather.
And, he found him. Or someone who claimed to be Forsythe. He looked more like Santa than what I’d imagine FP’s abusive father would look like but whatever.
It was surprisingly easy for Jughead to locate a man who went missing years ago and didn’t want to be found. The fact that Charles helped him find Forsythe also doesn’t sit well with me. If Charles and Chip are working together to destroy Betty then chances are, they’d want to destroy Jughead too.
What are the odds this is an actor who was paid to tell Jughead what he wanted to hear about the Baxter Brothers novel so he would sign the contract?
Based on Jughead’s first words to the man, he didn’t know what his grandfather looked like, and FP never saw him since the man cleared out the trailer before Jughead could reunite them.
It’s too fishy.
Charles has been trusted by both Betty and Jughead so he knows everything and thus, can manipulate them with their weaknesses.
Another day, another terrible Archie idea.
Archie refuses to give up his vigilante life because he thinks he’s making a difference. He wants to follow in his father’s footsteps but really, his father would be disappointed in him handling everything with his fists and not his brain, though, he’d probably understand since thinking logically was never Archie’s strong suit.
Somehow, FP managed to get roped into Archie’s crusade, which would be fine if FP was solely a Serpent, but he’s also the damn Sheriff and shouldn’t be encouraging violence.
Nothing has ever truly been solved with a fistfight.
Archie didn’t just put himself in danger, but he caused FP to get shot at Pops again! How many times can a masked criminal shoot someone Archie cares about? This town, honestly.
FP fared better than Fred did when he took a bullet last time, but this triggered Archie to make another rash decision — beating up Dodger one last time.
He couldn’t let it go. Dodger and Darla were on their way out of town and yet, Archie had to go and pound him into the ground.
I’m sure there was satisfaction in that, but Archie’s grief anger brought him too close to killing a man.
And now, he’s going to have to make it up to the kids in the center who look up to him as a role model but saw him standing over a bloodied man and threatening to murder him. He’s no better than Dodger.
Veronica’s beef with Hiram is getting unbelievable. She tattled on him to his mom and he attempted to sabotage her chances of getting into an Ivy League college.
How old are they?
Veronica should have known that her father would have a patent on the rum. He’s a brilliant businessman!
And she also needs to just cut herself off from him completely, which means giving up this rum competition and focusing on what brings her joy outside of taking down her father.
Also, there’s no way any admissions interviewer would be impressed with that show Ronnie put on. Everything about it was so terrible.
And then there’s Cheryl who seems to be regaining some sanity despite locking her mother up in a bunker as a hostage. Look, Penelope had it coming.
After her productive chat with the therapist on the former Riverdale episode, Cheryl realized someone was gaslighting her and making her believe she was crazy.
The only logical person would be Penelope, so Cheryl snuffed her out by gassing Thistlehouse.
She then put her on trial so that Penelope would face all the horrendous things she’s done, and Penelope admitted she was fueled by jealousy over Cheryl’s relationship with dead Jason. Again, what?
The positive outcome was that Cheryl acknowledged it was time to let Jason rest even if the way she sent him away was by re-enacting his death down Sweetwater River.
You know, I’m going to let this one slide for Cheryl’s sanity.
Other Riverdale Thoughts
- Is the Farm responsible for those stalker-ish VHS tapes too? Isn’t it time to wrap up the Farm storyline? It keeps rearing its ugly head when it should have been left behind in Season 3.
- Why didn’t anyone question why Cheryl had a mummified corpse of Jason?
- Jughead was initiated into the secret society, but he should have just rejected the offer.
What did you think of the Riverdale midseason finale?
Are things getting too insane even by Riverdale standards?
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