It was hard to get emotionally invested in Hiram’s funeral on Riverdale Season 6 Episode 7, or any storyline for that matter, as it was plagued with the question of whether or not what we were watching was actually reality.
The series has introduced multiverses, and in this universe, with Archie, Betty, and now Jughead, displaying supernatural powers, which leads me to believe that this isn’t the Riverdale we all know and love.
Even by Riverdale standards, the things that are happening are extreme.
In addition to the weird vibe that I’m getting from Percival Pickens (who is he? Why do I think he’s responsible?), the promo for the upcoming episode seems to confirm the theory that this is still an alternate reality, which means that in the real reality, whichever one that may be, Hiram is likely still alive and kicking.
And for Veronica, that’s probably a good thing.
For starters, Betty, Archie, and Jughead would never stand up Veronica for her father’s funeral. Their journey’s were always so connected, and even though their paths divulged pretty drastically after the time jump, a funeral would be one of those moments that brings everyone back into each other’s orbits… no matter what.
But mostly, Veronica has too much love for her father that she wasn’t entirely aware of until he was gone for good.
All the competition, the bickering, the fighting — it was always love masked as hate.
She wasn’t prepared to deal with the fallout of a world without Hiram Lodge’s wrath. Her very existence orbited her fathers. She was fueled by him, or rather, by opposing him.
Though it’s an interesting direction for her character to explore who she is without Hiram in her shadow and how she moves forward, I oddly don’t think Riverdale is a better place without Hiram.
He has done his fair share of villainous things, but in a way, he always motivated everyone in that town to be just a little better in order to beat him.
Veronica’s speech, however, was perfection, and impeccably captured the nature of her complex relationship with her father.
She hated to love him, and she loved to hate him. But the recurring emotion was always love.
Her mother and Abuelita came to town for the wedding. Hermione Lodge wasn’t even phased by her husband’s death, but she was concerned about getting the best footage for her reality series. Once a housewife, always a housewife.
There was a sweet and emotional moment between Hermione and Veronica, but it was surface-level at best, which is kind of how their relationship has always been.
Veronica told her mother that she had ordered the hit on her father, and there wasn’t a surprise about it, but she couldn’t bring herself to tell Abuelita as the guilt was consuming her.
However, abuelita’s godson, Heraldo, who Veronica somehow never met, totally knew and even saved her when the Russian hitman returned to carry out a hit on Veronica likely at the hands of Hermosa.
Hermosa also didn’t attend the funeral, and again, regardless of what transpired between them, I feel like she would’ve attended the funeral regardless since she loved her papa so much.
I’m skeptical of Heraldo as the series wouldn’t introduce a new member of the Lodge family if he didn’t have a larger role to play, but I guess we’ll see where the storyline leads.
Riverdale loves its serial killers, but I have to admit that TBK is less than impressive.
What’s the connection between Betty and some random man named Dennis who took a job working at Archie’s construction sight?
Why is this guy obsessed with Betty? I guess serial killers are usually random people, but based on the show’s history, I was expecting it to be more of a personal connection.
You know, a long lost uncle or something since the serial killer gene runs in the family!
TBK found an in into Betty and Archie’s life, so he knew all about their newfound powers, and he absolutely knew the moment that they were diminished.
Archie’s kryptonite seemed to be palladium, so he handed that to him right before he knocked him out and took him upstairs for a proper decapitating. Honestly, sometimes this show pushes its own gruesome boundaries.
Thankfully, the hero of the day was Bingo, who remembered his dog fighting commands and lunged at TBK in order to save Archie.
I don’t know why no one attempted to take down the TBK once he took the fall and let him get away instead. Seems pretty reckless, but back to Bingo — what a good boy!
The actor playing Bingo could’ve sold the anger and violence a bit more — he was all too cute and cuddly to be a serial killing machine.
But now that the TBK has escaped, Betty wants to leave town so that she no longer makes her loved ones a target again. It’s backwards considering all that has happened while she has been in town, and it seems like she’d be more useful keeping everyone safe from her hometown.
At the very least, maybe she could help explain these on-again, off-again powers that they are experiencing post explosion.
Archie’s indestructibility seemed to wane off, and Betty couldn’t sense TBK’s dangerous aura, but Jughead finally got some powers of his own… and hearing Tabitha’s inner thoughts isn’t ideal.
Jughead’s storyline was the only one grounding the ridiculous nature of the show.
His journey to accepting his deafness and learning to live with it was actually very interesting as its a reality for so many people.
Every part of his life was affected by his inability to hear, and Tabitha was a constant throughout it all. I know there are some really dedicated Bughead shippers here, but Tabitha is the real deal. She never left her man’s side, she attempted to help him through it by bringing in Daniel, and she supported him the whole way through.
And naturally, she was terrified when Jughead “heard” exactly what she was thinking.
How will this affect their relationship? Is it a superpower that only pertains to her or can Jughead hear everyone’s thoughts? Because that might genuinely become more annoying than it is helpful.
Cheryl Blossom is no more as her body has been inhabited by Abigail Blossom, who is out to reclaim the town of Riverdale as her own.
But before she sets her sights on Riverdale, Abigail is determined to win over her Thomasina, who is actually Cheryl’s ex Toni Topaz.
Fangs, Toni’s boyfriend, is definitely in the danger zone as Abigail swore to kill anyone who gets in her way of reclaiming her true love.
Plus, she has it out for Fangs as he’s the descendant of Fenn, who killed Thomasina.
I do think it’s important that someone really hones in on the fact that Toni and Thomasina are not the same person though.
Toni has so much on her plate with teaching, running the Whyte Worm, being a head of the Serpent’s, and raising baby Anthony — she doesn’t need to deal with a crazy ancestor either. There’s a possibility her true love will be able to get through to Cheryl. Wouldn’t it be sweet if Toni was the one to save Chery in the end?
For now, it definitely looks as though Brittania is her only hope of surviving and swapping back into her body. The poor girl recognized just how insane Nana Rose was when she informed her that she did the spell to essentially bring Abigail’s soul into Cheryl’s body.
Maybe now that she has been banished into lockup, she’ll be eager to help Britannia undo the mess she made.
What did you think of the episode? Are you enjoying the direction that the series is headed? Do you think we’re still in the wrong reality?
Riverdale Review – Things That Go Bump in the Night (6×15)
Saving Riverdale goes hand-in-hand with saving Pop’s. The friendly neighborhood ghosts ensured that Tabitha Tate was well aware of that on Riverdale Season 6 Episode 15.
As the small but mighty town prepares for a full-on good versus evil with Percival Pickens at the helm of the bad team, Tabitha attempted to salvage her family’s business first and foremost.
But every time they tore down Pop’s iconic facade, something went awry. When she saw a ghostly flashback, she tapped Cheryl and Heather, a self-proclaimed witch schooled by a coven in Greendale (hmm sound familiar) for help communicating with the spirit. It was then that she clued into the fact that the diner has been a refuge not only for the living but also for the dead, who were also very much aware of Percival’s plans.
Percival also knew that the spirits were standing in his way by bearing witness to the eldritch evil that they referred to as a ghost train.
It was complicated, even by Riverdale standards, but it confirms that Percival is some kind of evil entity that knows all too much. And the eldritch terrors, well, we’ve come across those in Greendale, so it’s a good thing that they have Heather on hand for intel and information.
The introduction of Heather also bridges the gap between Cheryl and the supernatural. She’s dabbled in it, but the fact that she’s a witch has never been established out loud until now. Heather’s confession about herself prompted Cheryl to be very open about her involvement in the supernatural. Cheryl has pretty much been guiding her powers of pyrokinesis all on her own — sans a few texts from her robust library — so it’ll be nice to have a guide who can help her lean into those powers.
And, of course, Heather is a librarian, so she’ll be able to lend a hand with Cheryl’s idea of expanding Thornhill into a local library. After all, plenty of people already use the location as a source of information.
Am I shipping Heather and Cheryl? I’m not convinced just yet, but maybe it’s because I’m still holding out hope — like many fans — that a Choni reunion is coming. However, I do think that Heather and Cheryl’s interests align better than Choni’s ever have, so that’s an exciting shakeup.
Toni has her hands full in her fight for custody of baby Anthony. She and Fangs are going up against Kevin, and since they are open “gangbangers,” there isn’t much working in their favor. But when the lawyer informed Toni that a healthy family front could persuade the judge, Toni decided to propose to Fangs despite being more and more aware that they aren’t soulmates.
As a mother, I totally understand where Toni is coming from. A mom would do anything for her child, and if that means she has to see eye to eye with Fangs and make him believe that they are destined to be together, so be it.
Fangs is trying his best. I can’t say I agree with his choice to go work for Percival knowing the danger that he poses to the town, but his actions are coming from a place of love, just like Toni’s. He wants to be there for baby Anthony and provide for his family, and Percival’s offer is allowing him to do it. The idea seems to be that he’s selling his soul to take care of his loved ones, but it’s possible having a personal tether can keep him safe from any mind control.
We should all be blaming Kevin for starting this mess to begin with.
We rarely see Jughead and Veronica team up, but boy was it incredibly fun. Veronica came up with a brilliant plan to bring in more revenue to the casino and stick it to the shareholders that were doubting her.
Listen, when you have a friend that can read minds, why not exploit it for profit? And thus, Forsythe the Fantastic — The Seer of the South Side was born. Everyone loves a good magic trick, and this act surely delivered.
And naturally, the haters wanted a piece as well. Reggie immediately hit up Veronica and attempted to blackmail her if she didn’t give him a cut of the profit.
Reggie dangled the fact that Veronica ordered the hit on her father against her, which isn’t entirely fair considering he was only privy to that information on a personal level.
Veronica wasn’t here for any of it, so she called up Jughead to see if his abilities extended to memory wipes as well. Sure enough, Jughead was eager to strengthen his powers, and before Reggie could even say “blackmail,” he forget exactly what he had against Veronica.
Unfortunately, he was aware that he lost a crucial bit of information, so he told Percival, who is now aware that Jughead’s powers are intensifying.
And based on what went down with Frank and Archie, he’s also aware that Archie figured out a way to become invincible.
Having Frank try to undercut Archie clearly underscores just how dangerous Percival’s manipulations are. Frank was always Archie’s biggest cheerleader, so there’s no way he would willingly try to sabotage his nephew’s business. And despite Archie’s best efforts, Frank wasn’t strong enough to use Fred’s memory as a tether.
Archie wouldn’t even know Frank was pulling a fast one on him if it wasn’t for Betty’s ability to see people’s auras. When Betty saw Frank glowing in a red hue, she knew that he wasn’t being truthful about his decision to call a truce.
Betty tried to hone in on her abilities so that she could determine why she was able to see some dangerous auras and not others.
She confided in an FBI agent — Drake — who was definitely helpful, but her help was also slightly concerning. Why didn’t she question anything Betty was saying? Why did she ask Betty if she’s happy living with her boyfriend? It was strange. Why didn’t Betty see any red flags there?
Betty initially thought that her blindspot was anyone with the serial killer gene, but when she tested Dagwood and Juniper, she realized that one of the twins had the gene, but it wasn’t the one glowing in red. I’m glad they are incorporating the twins into the mystery, but I truly don’t want them to be the inhabitants of evil. And I’m really glad Betty saved that cat before Butterscotch met the same fate as Caramel.
Alice dug into Betty when she realized she took the twins from her, and her tirade ended with her informing Betty that she was the villain and has always been bad.
Betty definitely seemed shocked and hurt by the outburst, but it was also leaning into her own biggest fear as she saw a red aura around herself in the mirror.
Who does Betty pose a threat to? Herself? Her loved ones? Juniper and Dagwood? The town? And does Drake know more than she’s letting onto?
Overall, it was an intense night of Riverdale that laid a lot of the groundwork for the final battle.
It’s pretty clear that Percival is going to come for Veronica and Jughead for their little “act,” and will likely take a stab at Pop’s new setup at the El Royale, but if they keep being one step ahead of him and keeping him on his toes, maybe they have a shot at winning this after all?
What did you think of the episode? Share your thoughts in the comments below!
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Riverdale Review – Venomous (6×14)
I have no idea where Riverdale’s crazy train express is heading, but I do know that I’m fully on board.
Honestly, once you embrace that mess that Riverdale is, you start enjoying the episodes for every sliver of ridiculousness.
There were some grade-A moments on Riverdale Season 6 Episode 14 as the sad superhero squad attempted to wield their powers against Percival. A battle for Riverdale’s soul is imminent, and while they’ve all been graced with superpowers, none of them have been able to see them as a true blessing. Until now.
The episode also reunited some old couples — and yes, there’s definitely some nostalgia about those OG romances, even if you are a present-day Barchie fan.
Archie’s attempt at eliminating palladium as his weakness wasn’t working at first. In fact, it was killing him. He turned to Cheryl for some help in making himself immune to the palladium, but micro-dosing was actually killing him even quicker.
Eventually, Cheryl turned to the ancient alchemists for a solution and decided that the best option was to forge Archie. I didn’t really catch onto what the plan entailed, but basically, it boiled down to Archie chanting a Latin alchemical spell while Cheryl used her powers of pyrokinesis for the foraging.
It was — dramatic, to say the least, but it seemed to do the trick.
Archie was forged, and he became the most powerful being in Riverdale. And hopefully, more impervious to anything that Percival could conjure up on his end.
The decision to pan from a fiery-red, potentially deathly spell over to a product placement for Smartfood popcorn was quite hilarious.
It was yet another subtle reminder that Riverdale can get away with anything and none of us will even question it.
There seems to be a lot of product placement going on this season — don’t worry, Canva, we see you! — and I wonder if that’s how the series was able to secure another season at The CW amid mass cancellations. I’m not complaining in the slightest.
Also turning to Cheryl for some wisdom was Veronica, whose “power” was the kiss of death. It definitely didn’t present as a power at first, but once she got a handle on her abilities and knew that if she kept her chill, she wouldn’t accidentally kill anyone with her venom, she was able to turn it into her power.
The Kiss of the Spiderwoman — any Katy Keene fans here?
The raven-haired goddess — as Cheryl referred to her — rocked those goth looks, and as someone who despises musicals, I quite enjoyed her dark rendition of “Toxic.” Hopefully, Britney Spears enjoyed it as much as Archie did. When have we ever seen him let loose like that? Immortality looks good on him.
Archie’s new power was also able to help Veronica get back to her main character energy. If I’m understanding correctly, he sucked the venom out of her when he kissed her? Betty’s quip was also a subtle way of acknowledging fans who have been slightly peeved that Veronica, a former main character, was sidelined this season. They see you, they feel you.
Since Archie and Veronica fell back into old ways, so did Betty and Jughead as they teamed up once again to solve a mystery.
Seeing them back in action reminded me of how much I missed these two working cases together. I love Tabitha, don’t get me wrong, but Jughead and Betty are the OG’s.
Anyway, Betty wanted Jughead to use his powers to get into her subconscious and help her answer any lingering questions about her father.
Jughead sifting through Betty’s mind was cleverly presented as him looking through the Betty comics — it’s always sweet to see the show acknowledge its roots.
Upon entering the darkest abyss of her mind, he unearthed that Hal Cooper was grooming Betty to be a killer since birth. He also found out that Alice has the serial killer gene and knew all about her husband’s penchant for killing. In one specific instance, he threatened to kill her if she didn’t help him bury the body of a deputy who came to investigate his crimes.
Admittedly, I’m not really interested in exploring Betty’s darkness anymore. I feel like most of the characters have moved on from their previous storylines, but they keep pushing this aspect of Betty down our throats. I’d love for her to fully grow into who she is now because honestly, it almost feels like two different characters and personalities sometimes. The Betty we see grabbing drinks with Vee and having a romantic night with Archie is not the same woman we see exploring this darkness. They have to pick one and stick to it.
Throughout the episode, particularly with Jughead and Betty, flashes of previous memories kept flickering through what seemed to be the fabric of the universe. Is this proof that the memories of the characters in an alternate reality are blending with the characters of this reality?
Even Archie experienced somewhat of deja vu when Jughead said “I contain multitudes” in reference to his comics. Was the multitudes a slight nod to multiverses?
And finally, Cheryl reconnected with Heather, who blew into town in spectacular fashion. She’s a librarian in Greendale now, and from the promo, seems to be dabbling in magic of her own, which isn’t surprising considering our dear friend Sabrina Spellman also resides in Greendale.
I know the consensus among fans is that Cheryl and Toni have to get back together, but I’m not opposed to exploring Cheryl’s past if it allows us to make a full circle and reunite the soulmates down the line.
- Cheryl has the power of pyrokinesis and yet she trusts a Magic 8 Ball to make decisions about her love life.
- I love the shade Cheryl and Nana continuously throw at each other. There’s love there somewhere.
- Betty telling Jughead that he “banged around” in her subconscious had to be a bone that the writers threw Bughead fans.
- It almost seemed like the cast had fun with this episode and just basked in the insanity of their characters.
What did you think of the episode? And where do you think we’re heading this season? Does the Riverdale four (+ friends) have what it takes to stop Percival now that they are fully in control of their powers?
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