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Riverdale Review – Death at a Funeral (6×07)

Riverdale -- “Chapter One Hundred and Two: Death at a Funeral” -- Image Number: XXX -- Pictured: Camila Mendes as Veronica Lodge -- Photo: Bettina Strauss/The CW -- © 2022 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved.



It was hard to get emotionally invested in Hiram’s funeral on Riverdale Season 6 Episode 7,  or any storyline for that matter, as it was plagued with the question of whether or not what we were watching was actually reality.

The series has introduced multiverses, and in this universe, with Archie, Betty, and now Jughead, displaying supernatural powers, which leads me to believe that this isn’t the Riverdale we all know and love. 

Even by Riverdale standards, the things that are happening are extreme. 

In addition to the weird vibe that I’m getting from Percival Pickens (who is he? Why do I think he’s responsible?), the promo for the upcoming episode seems to confirm the theory that this is still an alternate reality, which means that in the real reality, whichever one that may be, Hiram is likely still alive and kicking. 

And for Veronica, that’s probably a good thing. 

For starters, Betty, Archie, and Jughead would never stand up Veronica for her father’s funeral. Their journey’s were always so connected, and even though their paths divulged pretty drastically after the time jump, a funeral would be one of those moments that brings everyone back into each other’s orbits… no matter what. 

But mostly, Veronica has too much love for her father that she wasn’t entirely aware of until he was gone for good.

All the competition, the bickering, the fighting — it was always love masked as hate. 

She wasn’t prepared to deal with the fallout of a world without Hiram Lodge’s wrath. Her very existence orbited her fathers. She was fueled by him, or rather, by opposing him.

Though it’s an interesting direction for her character to explore who she is without Hiram in her shadow and how she moves forward, I oddly don’t think Riverdale is a better place without Hiram. 

He has done his fair share of villainous things, but in a way, he always motivated everyone in that town to be just a little better in order to beat him.

Veronica’s speech, however, was perfection, and impeccably captured the nature of her complex relationship with her father. 

She hated to love him, and she loved to hate him. But the recurring emotion was always love.

Her mother and Abuelita came to town for the wedding. Hermione Lodge wasn’t even phased by her husband’s death, but she was concerned about getting the best footage for her reality series. Once a housewife, always a housewife. 

There was a sweet and emotional moment between Hermione and Veronica, but it was surface-level at best, which is kind of how their relationship has always been. 

Veronica told her mother that she had ordered the hit on her father, and there wasn’t a surprise about it, but she couldn’t bring herself to tell Abuelita as the guilt was consuming her. 

However, abuelita’s godson, Heraldo, who Veronica somehow never met, totally knew and even saved her when the Russian hitman returned to carry out a hit on Veronica likely at the hands of Hermosa. 

Hermosa also didn’t attend the funeral, and again, regardless of what transpired between them, I feel like she would’ve attended the funeral regardless since she loved her papa so much. 

I’m skeptical of Heraldo as the series wouldn’t introduce a new member of the Lodge family if he didn’t have a larger role to play, but I guess we’ll see where the storyline leads.

Riverdale loves its serial killers, but I have to admit that TBK is less than impressive. 

What’s the connection between Betty and some random man named Dennis who took a job working at Archie’s construction sight?

Why is this guy obsessed with Betty? I guess serial killers are usually random people, but based on the show’s history, I was expecting it to be more of a personal connection. 

You know, a long lost uncle or something since the serial killer gene runs in the family!

TBK found an in into Betty and Archie’s life, so he knew all about their newfound powers, and he absolutely knew the moment that they were diminished. 

Archie’s kryptonite seemed to be palladium, so he handed that to him right before he knocked him out and took him upstairs for a proper decapitating. Honestly, sometimes this show pushes its own gruesome boundaries. 

Thankfully, the hero of the day was Bingo, who remembered his dog fighting commands and lunged at TBK in order to save Archie. 

I don’t know why no one attempted to take down the TBK once he took the fall and let him get away instead. Seems pretty reckless, but back to Bingo — what a good boy!

The actor playing Bingo could’ve sold the anger and violence a bit more — he was all too cute and cuddly to be a serial killing machine. 

But now that the TBK has escaped, Betty wants to leave town so that she no longer makes her loved ones a target again. It’s backwards considering all that has happened while she has been in town, and it seems like she’d be more useful keeping everyone safe from her hometown. 

At the very least, maybe she could help explain these on-again, off-again powers that they are experiencing post explosion. 

Archie’s indestructibility seemed to wane off, and Betty couldn’t sense TBK’s dangerous aura, but Jughead finally got some powers of his own… and hearing Tabitha’s inner thoughts isn’t ideal. 

Jughead’s storyline was the only one grounding the ridiculous nature of the show. 

His journey to accepting his deafness and learning to live with it was actually very interesting as its a reality for so many people. 

Every part of his life was affected by his inability to hear, and Tabitha was a constant throughout it all. I know there are some really dedicated Bughead shippers here, but Tabitha is the real deal. She never left her man’s side, she attempted to help him through it by bringing in Daniel, and she supported him the whole way through. 

And naturally, she was terrified when Jughead “heard” exactly what she was thinking. 

How will this affect their relationship? Is it a superpower that only pertains to her or can Jughead hear everyone’s thoughts? Because that might genuinely become more annoying than it is helpful. 

Cheryl Blossom is no more as her body has been inhabited by Abigail Blossom, who is out to reclaim the town of Riverdale as her own. 

But before she sets her sights on Riverdale, Abigail is determined to win over her Thomasina, who is actually Cheryl’s ex Toni Topaz. 

Fangs, Toni’s boyfriend, is definitely in the danger zone as Abigail swore to kill anyone who gets in her way of reclaiming her true love. 

Plus, she has it out for Fangs as he’s the descendant of Fenn, who killed Thomasina. 

I do think it’s important that someone really hones in on the fact that Toni and Thomasina are not the same person though. 

Toni has so much on her plate with teaching, running the Whyte Worm, being a head of the Serpent’s, and raising baby Anthony — she doesn’t need to deal with a crazy ancestor either. There’s a possibility her true love will be able to get through to Cheryl. Wouldn’t it be sweet if Toni was the one to save Chery in the end?

For now, it definitely looks as though Brittania is her only hope of surviving and swapping back into her body. The poor girl recognized just how insane Nana Rose was when she informed her that she did the spell to essentially bring Abigail’s soul into Cheryl’s body. 

Maybe now that she has been banished into lockup, she’ll be eager to help Britannia undo the mess she made. 

What did you think of the episode? Are you enjoying the direction that the series is headed? Do you think we’re still in the wrong reality?

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Riverdale Review – Betty & Veronica Double Digest (709)



Riverdale Review Season 7 Episode 9 Betty Veronica Double Digest

Does anyone feel like we’re not getting any momentum this season of Riverdale?

Riverdale Season 7 Episode 9 focused way too intensely on Betty’s sex life—through the lens of therapy with creepy Dr. Werthers—and Veronica’s ambition to make the Babylonium a destination movie theater simply to spite her parents. 

And while there’s nothing wrong with the storylines, per se, it just seemed to consume the whole hour of television, leaving no room to touch base with the other characters or to address the two lingering murder mysteries—in addition to the overall mystery of how everyone makes it out of the ’50s and back to the present day before the curtains close. 

In general, there’s just too much of a focus on Betty’s sexual desires, almost to a point of obsession. I’m sure it has something to do with Dr. Werthers, who, I imagine is also somehow connected to the milkman murders, but it also wasn’t necessary. There’s no reason to paint Betty as this sexually-charged teen in every single episode. However, I did like how she stood up for herself, pointing out that tapping into her desires was more her way of finding out who she is and what she wants. It was her way of getting to know herself and nothing to be ashamed about, which, in the ’50s is quite a radical ideology. 

Even the fact that Betty questioned whether she wanted to start a family, noting that she wants to make something of herself, was such inspired and modern thinking for a woman back in the day. She has no interest in being a trapped housewife like her mother.

It’s possible that glimmers of who these characters were in the present day are starting to poke through in this timeline.

When Betty finally stood up for herself, and to Dr. Werthers, she also begged her overbearing and controlling mother to just talk to her, suggesting that maybe she’s unhappy with her life. It seemed as though Betty was close to a breakthrough with Alice, however, her father quickly jumped in and made sure to remind Betty that she was being ungrateful for all of her mother’s sacrifices. The next morning, Alice declared that since Betty has all the answers, she was no longer her mother. It was bizarre behavior but one that seemed to stem from an abusive relationship. We know that Hal has never been a good husband in the past, so you can’t convince me that his behavior is any different in this decade. Unfortunately, answers about what’s really going on in the Cooper household are few and far between. 

Veronica, on the other hand, poured everything into the Babylonium after she/it were blacklisted by all the major movie studios because of her parents, who wanted to force her into selling it back to them so they could build a parking structure. We know Veronica is tenacious, so she wasn’t going to go down without a fight, creating a business plan that introduced a revolutionary “4D experience” that put the small town theater on the map. Of course, in the process, she infuriated her parents, who kicked her out of the Pembroke. She didn’t mind as being on her own was proving to be quite fruitful. Veronica always had a business mindset, so it’s not surprising this is the trajectory of her ’50s character. 

All of this took away time from the investigation into Brad Rayberry’s death, Jughead’s mentor and friend. He mourned him on his own terms by re-reading all of his novels and declaring that he was finally going to move on just as Sheriff Keller walked into Pop’s and asked for his help solving the “suicide.” This is just the thing that Jughead is good at, however, and it will hopefully provide some clarity into the murder of Ethel’s parents as the same milkman in question is responsible. Though, it’s funny that the police can’t solve a crime on their own and need a teen to help them out, especially one who had to hide his interest in true crime and disturbing comics. 

Many of the major players storylines this season were sidelined on “Betty and Veronica Double Digest,” which makes sense considering the episode’s title, but Reggie did get some screen time as a love interest pursuing Veronica. Those two always had a special connection so it was a shame when their relationship became toxic in the present day format. Maybe they’ll finally get a shot together in this decade? And it would be cool if they kept these memories when they eventually got back to their era. 

Betty’s sex-track-mind scenes allowed the writers to once again pair up Betty with, well, everyone, so we saw her making out with Fangs, naked in the shower with Reggie, and even locking lips with Veronica. It was a lot, but it’s clear Riverdale likes playing with the pairings this season, even in imaginary and dreamlike settings. Archie is still the one as he’s the person her brain defaults to whenever she’s asked who the person she most frequently dreams about is, so hopefully that means we’ll get some movement on their relationship soon enough. 

What did you think of the episode? Do you feel like the episodes have been repetitive? Would you rather they focus on plots that move the storyline along?

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Riverdale Review – Hoop Dreams (708)



Riverdale Review Season 7 Episode 8 Hoop Dreams

Riverdale Season 7 Episode 8 finally brought Reggie Mantle into the mix. 

Reggie’s arrival at Riverdale High was highly-anticipated, and though it’s not what I imagined, it’s a good and important storyline for the character. 

Reggie has always been somewhat of an outsider—an integral part of the show, yes, but removed from the core five—so having him literally come in an as outsider who lives on a farm in Duck Creek just made sense. 

But it’s refreshing that he’s getting a meaningful storyline right off the bat that acknowledges his Korean roots, even if the racism during that time is hard to stomach. 

Archie was in Reggie’s corner completely, and despite his naivety about his town, when it mattered, Archie stood up for his friend and made sure that everyone understood that he wasn’t going to accept any type of bullying. 

No one can be surprised by the behavior of white and privileged teen boys when they’re around parents who spew that same kind of hatred and deem it acceptable. Not to mention the fact that they think it’s ok to simply use this person for their own personal gain without any care or concern about what happens to them. It’s sickening. 

It’s honestly a shame that Cheryl is a Blossom because her behavior and outlook are so far removed from the rest of the family.

She heard what her father said about Reggie, which prompted her to make it her mission to secure funding for Toni’s new Black voices literary club. It also seemed to give her perspective on why Toni ended their relationship, at least, in part. The truth is that while race played a role in it, Toni was mostly afraid of committing to a long-term relationship with someone so different. Yet seeing Cheryl’s true heart made her realize that this isn’t something she can just give up on. 

Cheryl and Toni haven’t had an easy road, but I’m so glad that they aren’t giving up on each other this time around. 

Part of that also stems from Clay’s advice to Toni as he understood all too well the complexities of navigating a relationship with someone from a different race and class. However, he knew that Kevin was someone worth fighting for even if their relationship required a lot of conversations to figure things out. 

As for Veronica, she’s seemingly not having any luck in the romance department. She was turned down by Archie, her fling with Jughead fizzled out, she found out Clay doesn’t swing that way, and her attempt at wooing Reggie fell flat, mostly because he’s so focused on his schoolwork and getting a basketball scholarship, but slightly because he has eyes for Betty. 

I’d feel bad for Veronica, but I know it’s only going to fuel her in the long run. 

As for Betty, her time with the Vixens was spent teaming up with a basketball player—fittingly Reggie—to “take care” of them, which honestly, doesn’t seem like a good way to get rid of “excess energy.” Once Reggie found out that Betty was taking a walk on the wild side, he removed himself from the narrative for a bit, but admittedly, if we’re just going to have everyone hook up with everyone, I want to see the chemistry between Betty and Reggie.

Also, why are they making Betty such a nymphomaniac this season?

Tabitha returned to Riverdale after her tour with Mrs. Till and picked up where she left off with Jughead. While their date night to the movies and the “Orient Express” was epic, it was overshadowed by the news of Brad Rayberry’s death. Jughead stumbled upon the crime scene and was informed that it was a suicide, but we know better than to believe that in this murderous town. And we can’t forget the milkman we saw knocking on his door just before his untimely death. If I had to guess, I’d say Rayberry crossed the wrong people when he stepped in to make a case for Jughead, and he paid the ultimate price. The question is why?

Tabitha also gave Jughead a copy of “The Comet” by W. E. B. Du Bois, which is likely going to be the key to this whole mystery of how they leave the ’50s. 

What did you think of the episode? And what do you think of the final season?

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Riverdale Review – Dirty Dancing (707)



Riverdale Season 7 Episode 7 Recap Dirty Dancing

Riverdale in the ’50s is far from peachy keen. 

Riverdale Season 7 Episode 7 explored themes of corruption and control, with Kevin’s sexuality being a huge focus of the episode. At this point, it’s safe to say everyone is aware that Kevin is gay, and while his peers are, mostly, supportive, the same cannot be said for the adults who treat it as some sort of disease.

Archie’s uncle Frank goes as far as to say he feels “sorry” for Tom Keller. It’s deeply upsetting but an unfortunate reality of the times.

Kevin struggles a lot to come to terms with his sexuality, particularly when his father begins to notice that his interests aren’t in line with what’s considered “normal” and signs him up for basketball as it’s considered a “manly sport.”

Times were different back then—and these approaches to situations that we deem so commonplace these days were considered a sign of the times. 

There’s a lot wrong with the ideologies of the ’50s, but it was particularly striking to see young men praised for having sex while young women were shamed and shunned. It still happens in this day and age, but it’s never so blunt and straightforward. 

The adults even seemed more accepting of a teen male sleeping with a prostitute than acknowledging that someone is part of the LGBTQ community. It’s so twisted and unfortunate. 

Kevin couldn’t go through with his rendezvous with Twyla, and thankfully, Archie arrived just in time to help his friend out of an awkward situation. 

Much like Betty, Archie seemed understanding, even “breaking bread” with Kevin and Clay so that they would feel supported and loved. Since we rarely get any scenes with just Kevin and Archie together, this was a nice surprise.

Archie and Betty were caught getting all hot and bothered by each other in their respective rooms, and by the next day, everyone had heard a version of the story thanks to Alice. 

Betty was pretty much labeled every terrible name in the book while Archie was hailed a hometown hero. However, Betty wasn’t interested in sitting back and getting shamed, so she decided to own her sexuality by pulling a scandalous move on live television and showing her red hot underwear while doing the twirl during the broadcast of Riverdale’s Grandstand. 

Oh, if only all of those people knew that live TV performances would be much, much, much more risqué in the future. 

Alice Cooper was simply disappointed in her daughter, but the move landed her in hot water at school as the principal labeled her as “tortured” and suggested that she needed help. My guess is that her sexual exploration and ownership of what she likes and wants will land her at the Sisters of Quiet Mercy.

Featherhead’s attention shifted from Jughead to Betty, but it was largely thanks to Mr. Rayberry, who vouched for Jughead and stuck up for his writing career. Featherhead wasn’t pleased Jughead was writing horror comics—which he likened to porn magazines (it’s a stretch but ok)—so Rayberry told Jughead to write under a pseudonym. To really sell it, Jughead informed the principal he’d be writing comics about “Super Duck.”

After Rayberry promised to be Jughead’s mention, you knew things were too good to be true. Everything was just falling into place way too easily. And that night, Rayberry got a knock on the door from a deranged killer posing as a milkman. Yes, the same one that took out Ethel Mugg’s parents. 

I’d put my money on this man being someone paid by Principal Featherhead and the psychologist of the school. They’ve made it their mission to ban comic books, so it seems like they have a vendetta against Pep Comics and anyone affiliated with them. And anyone who crosses their path gets taken out. 

It’s definitely a mystery as to the milkman’s motivations, but at the very least, we now know who the killer is! 

Despite the change of eras, many events mirror each other. Some might say that things are just meant to be, like Veronica becoming the owner of The Babylonium, though instead of being a casino, it’s a movie theater that she hopes to bring back to life. And she bought it simply to spite her parents, which is such a Veronica Lodge move. 

In addition to corruption, the need to break free from the expectations set by society and free from the control of adults who think they know better was a constant theme amongst the characters—from Betty owning her sexuality, Jughead sticking by his writing hobby despite the risks, and Veronica flipping a big middle finger to her parents. I love rebellious teens. 

This season of Riverdale is definitely peculiar, and I can’t really figure out what the endgame is, but after Jughead vowed to keep writing horror stories, I’m wondering if this season is just one big comic book born from the mind of the Jughead Jones. It might be the only thing that makes sense at this point. Is this reality a figment of Jughead’s imagination?

What did you think of the episode? Will Betty get sent away? Will Jughead become the top suspect in Rayberry’s murder?

And will Archie and Betty finally get together?

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