Riverdale is just the gift that keeps on giving… murders.
As Betty Cooper delivered a profound speech encouraging the town’s residents to “do better,” yet another disastrous murder was just around the corner.
It didn’t take long for the show to reveal why Clifford Blossom killed Jason and then himself. Despite thinking that would be the core mystery and possibly cliffhanger leading us into an ever wilder season 2, it was just a blimp in the storyline. Nevertheless, an important blimp in the town’s history. Clifford’s maple syrup business was a front for his heroine business. He
Clifford’s maple syrup business was actually a front for his heroine business. Yep, papa was a drug dealer. When Jason found out about his father’s dealings, he threatened to expose him. He was kidnapped by Mustang (who he later killed) and then silenced once and for all by his father, in other words, the reason why his father didn’t believe he had the guts to do the work. Clifford threated Jughead’s life unless FP took the fall for the murder, even though he only helped clean up the mess. To make matters worse, he tried to frame rival business owner Hiram Lodge as the mastermind behind the whole thing. As you can see, the white hair wasn’t the only thing he was covering up.
From there, things escalated quickly. Betty wanted Jughead to know she stood by him and his father so she wrote a piece clearing FP’s name which her parents refused to post in the paper since there was still an excess of heroin making its way onto Riverdale’s streets and the Mayor and Sheriff, as well as the whole town, believed it was due to the Serpents.
Not one to listen to her mother, Betty decided to run the story anyway, suffering the wrath of someone very angry in town who wrote “Serpent Slut” on her locker. Jughead was understandably worried about Betty’s safety, believing that anywhere he went, trouble followed. That’s why he didn’t dismiss the idea of living with a foster family on the Southside and transferring to the Serpent-run high school. FP warned Archie that there was a darkness in Jughead and fitting in with those classmates better than he did at Riverdale was just the beginning of it.
Also struggling with everything that happened was Cheryl. She’d gone through a few stages of grief, from anger at Jughead, to reconciliation to attempted suicide. Veronica knew something was up based on how nice Cheryl was being and when she got a text from her that she was going to be with Jason, they knew she was at Sweetwater.
In the dead of winter, where these kids clearly don’t wear jackets, our fearless gang found Cheryl in the middle of the frozen river, wearing the same white dress she wore the day her brother disappeared. Before they could convince her otherwise, the ice broke under her and into the freezing water she went. No one was concerned about cracking the ice further and drowning to death at that point – the heroes inside all of them forced them to the middle as Archie bloodily broke through the ice to pull Cheryl, who had been pulled by the current. Seriously, the scene was so dramatic I didn’t want to watch but couldn’t look away. I was certain Cheryl was done for.
Thankfully, she was alive but this wasn’t her last rodeo. Disgusted by her family’s legacy and possibly mentally ill (there’s something off with her right), Cheryl decided to CLEANSE the house before they could start a new beginning by dousing it in gasoline and setting it up in flames, much to Mrs. Blossom’s dismay. I guess that’s what you get for telling your daughter to go to school instead of grieve.
At the school’s Jubilee, Archie performed a Taylor Swift-inspired tune with the Pussycats and Veronica, who decided to just fifth wheel it like it was nobody’s business. It was Betty’s speech that really rallied the town and made the face the facts – they couldn’t continue thriving with all the secrets and lies. “Look how quick we were to banish FP,” she said to an auditorium that reacted like they’d just heard Voldemort’s name said out loud. Instead of keeping secrets and ignoring it, the only way to get past it was to embrace it.
Speaking of secrets, I’m going to assume the second season will heavily focus on Betty’s newfound baby bro, who Mama Cooper admitted to giving up for adoption after hiding out in the Sister’s convent. This baby announcement doesn’t sound promising to me considering we just found out there’s a bunch of incest going on in this family. Talk about family drama, right?
Jughead finally realized that he doesn’t have to keep to himself all the time because he has this super incredible girlfriend standing by his side and he dropped the L bomb. Betty was feeling it too until they were interrupted by a knock at the door. It was the Serpents coming to tell Jughead that they heard about FP not taking a plea deal in exchange for names. “We take care of our own,” the leader told Jughead as he offered him an official jacket. Juggy, with his black hair flying free in the wind adding to his badass factor, put the jacket on much to Betty’s dismay. When he realized she was still there and horrified by his inner darkness coming to light, it was already too late. Betty foreshadowed it earlier in the episode – her relationship with Jughead wouldn’t overcome the Serpent’s grasp. Not when it offered up a familial bond that he’s been searching for his whole life.
On the other side of town, Archie and Veronica were getting it on after finally confirming and reconfirming with Betty that she was totally cool with their relationship. After a blissful night, Archie leaves the Lodge household to meet his father for breakfast at Pop’s. Things take a nasty turn when a masked robber comes into the only place where everyone ever feels safe, pointing a gun at Pop. Both Archie and his dad try to save the day and the robber shoots what Jughead says is the innocence out of Riverdale. As Archie holds his dying father in his arms, season 1 comes to a shocking end.
I have to admit, when I first started watching the series, I didn’t know what to expect. What would this show be about other than Jason’s death? As we wrapped the season up, I couldn’t believe my eyes. How can so much happen in one hour-long episode?
My guess is that Hiram, who is expected to be released from prison any day now, ordered the kill on Fred. It would only make sense considering Hermione tried to remove him from their shady project multiple times, even offering a large sum of money because it was safer. If that’s the case, Hiram really is as bad as Veronica believes him to be. Could he have found out about their affair? Is this an old grudge?
What happens to Archie now? Will Fred survive? How will this impact everything that’s happening in Riverdale? As one mystery comes to an end, a few more are just beginning.
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Riverdale Review – Venomous (6×14)
I have no idea where Riverdale’s crazy train express is heading, but I do know that I’m fully on board.
Honestly, once you embrace that mess that Riverdale is, you start enjoying the episodes for every sliver of ridiculousness.
There were some grade-A moments on Riverdale Season 6 Episode 14 as the sad superhero squad attempted to wield their powers against Percival. A battle for Riverdale’s soul is imminent, and while they’ve all been graced with superpowers, none of them have been able to see them as a true blessing. Until now.
The episode also reunited some old couples — and yes, there’s definitely some nostalgia about those OG romances, even if you are a present-day Barchie fan.
Archie’s attempt at eliminating palladium as his weakness wasn’t working at first. In fact, it was killing him. He turned to Cheryl for some help in making himself immune to the palladium, but micro-dosing was actually killing him even quicker.
Eventually, Cheryl turned to the ancient alchemists for a solution and decided that the best option was to forge Archie. I didn’t really catch onto what the plan entailed, but basically, it boiled down to Archie chanting a Latin alchemical spell while Cheryl used her powers of pyrokinesis for the foraging.
It was — dramatic, to say the least, but it seemed to do the trick.
Archie was forged, and he became the most powerful being in Riverdale. And hopefully, more impervious to anything that Percival could conjure up on his end.
The decision to pan from a fiery-red, potentially deathly spell over to a product placement for Smartfood popcorn was quite hilarious.
It was yet another subtle reminder that Riverdale can get away with anything and none of us will even question it.
There seems to be a lot of product placement going on this season — don’t worry, Canva, we see you! — and I wonder if that’s how the series was able to secure another season at The CW amid mass cancellations. I’m not complaining in the slightest.
Also turning to Cheryl for some wisdom was Veronica, whose “power” was the kiss of death. It definitely didn’t present as a power at first, but once she got a handle on her abilities and knew that if she kept her chill, she wouldn’t accidentally kill anyone with her venom, she was able to turn it into her power.
The Kiss of the Spiderwoman — any Katy Keene fans here?
The raven-haired goddess — as Cheryl referred to her — rocked those goth looks, and as someone who despises musicals, I quite enjoyed her dark rendition of “Toxic.” Hopefully, Britney Spears enjoyed it as much as Archie did. When have we ever seen him let loose like that? Immortality looks good on him.
Archie’s new power was also able to help Veronica get back to her main character energy. If I’m understanding correctly, he sucked the venom out of her when he kissed her? Betty’s quip was also a subtle way of acknowledging fans who have been slightly peeved that Veronica, a former main character, was sidelined this season. They see you, they feel you.
Since Archie and Veronica fell back into old ways, so did Betty and Jughead as they teamed up once again to solve a mystery.
Seeing them back in action reminded me of how much I missed these two working cases together. I love Tabitha, don’t get me wrong, but Jughead and Betty are the OG’s.
Anyway, Betty wanted Jughead to use his powers to get into her subconscious and help her answer any lingering questions about her father.
Jughead sifting through Betty’s mind was cleverly presented as him looking through the Betty comics — it’s always sweet to see the show acknowledge its roots.
Upon entering the darkest abyss of her mind, he unearthed that Hal Cooper was grooming Betty to be a killer since birth. He also found out that Alice has the serial killer gene and knew all about her husband’s penchant for killing. In one specific instance, he threatened to kill her if she didn’t help him bury the body of a deputy who came to investigate his crimes.
Admittedly, I’m not really interested in exploring Betty’s darkness anymore. I feel like most of the characters have moved on from their previous storylines, but they keep pushing this aspect of Betty down our throats. I’d love for her to fully grow into who she is now because honestly, it almost feels like two different characters and personalities sometimes. The Betty we see grabbing drinks with Vee and having a romantic night with Archie is not the same woman we see exploring this darkness. They have to pick one and stick to it.
Throughout the episode, particularly with Jughead and Betty, flashes of previous memories kept flickering through what seemed to be the fabric of the universe. Is this proof that the memories of the characters in an alternate reality are blending with the characters of this reality?
Even Archie experienced somewhat of deja vu when Jughead said “I contain multitudes” in reference to his comics. Was the multitudes a slight nod to multiverses?
And finally, Cheryl reconnected with Heather, who blew into town in spectacular fashion. She’s a librarian in Greendale now, and from the promo, seems to be dabbling in magic of her own, which isn’t surprising considering our dear friend Sabrina Spellman also resides in Greendale.
I know the consensus among fans is that Cheryl and Toni have to get back together, but I’m not opposed to exploring Cheryl’s past if it allows us to make a full circle and reunite the soulmates down the line.
- Cheryl has the power of pyrokinesis and yet she trusts a Magic 8 Ball to make decisions about her love life.
- I love the shade Cheryl and Nana continuously throw at each other. There’s love there somewhere.
- Betty telling Jughead that he “banged around” in her subconscious had to be a bone that the writers threw Bughead fans.
- It almost seemed like the cast had fun with this episode and just basked in the insanity of their characters.
What did you think of the episode? And where do you think we’re heading this season? Does the Riverdale four (+ friends) have what it takes to stop Percival now that they are fully in control of their powers?
Riverdale Review – Is a Barchie Baby on the Way? (6×12)
The fog is coming, and while that line should probably be reserved for horror movies, it allowed Percival to make some key advancements on Riverdale Season 6 Episode 12.
Before I dive into this review, I have to point out that I think the creators and writers overly enjoy teasing with fan emotions, and likely got so much pleasure by leaving us all hanging when it came to the result of Barchie’s pregnancy test.
With how things are shaping up in the series, it’s unclear which way the series will go with this storyline. However, it’s also kind of tracking along with the events of Rivervale, so I wouldn’t be surprised if Betty and Archie were holding a positive pregnancy test in the end.
It’s one of the more positive linings of the series as the imminent next event on everyone’s radar is the apocalypse; a showdown between the good guys of Riverdale and Percival Pickens, who is now the Mayor.
If it walks like Hiram Lodge, and it acts like Hiram Lodge…
Percival got word from Alice that the group was planning to stage a coup, so he used a weather disaster to distract everyone and keep them locked inside while he pulled some strings, manipulated some minds, and poof — became the town’s new Mayor.
But while he was able to pull one over on them, I think Percival sorely underestimates the town and the people in it, especially those he can’t manipulate and who exhibit some serious powers.
By forcing everyone to stay inside, he not only brought relationships closer but also allowed for some characters to gain some much-needed clarity.
Archie and Betty discussed their future and possible child. They both established that they were “ride or die” for Riverdale even with all the bonkers developments lately. And Betty finally opened up about her experience escaping TBK. I couldn’t shake the feeling that she was lying somehow because if TBK really set her free because he felt as though she was a kindred spirit, why does he continue to torment her and stalk her? It doesn’t make any sense.
Veronica and Reggie fell into some old feelings — courtesy of a strip poker match — and the whole scene was an emotional rollercoaster. One moment they were talking about getting back together, the next minute they realized they had to break this toxic cycle and parted ways for good. It’s definitely for the best because there wasn’t any more love left between Ronnie and Reggie. She treated him like her lackey and, well, like second best. And it’s clear she’s not over losing Archie, though, I don’t really know what that means for the series.
There was a lot of talk about looping in Veronica, Reggie, Toni, Fangs, Cheryl, and even Kevin into the fight against Percival, and I can’t wait for everyone to be clued in once and for all. It’s been difficult seeing Veronica pushed aside and away from the core four just because she’s no longer dating Archie.
Tabitha and Jughead worked together to power up Pops so that it could remain a beacon of hope and light for all those that needed it.
There were some key moments from their scenes that are definitely going to play a major role in what’s to come.
For starters, Tabitha was using an old radio to try to gain any info on the fog/get a message out. She briefly connected with someone, and though the message was staticky, the person on the other end was definitely talking about a bomb under the bed. It sounded like a warning… from the other Jughead. This continues to lend itself to the belief that they are all stuck in yet another alternate reality.
Later, Tabitha confessed that she attempted to use her time travel abilities to stop the bomb from going off, but the outcome would’ve had dire consequences for everyone in Riverdale. When she ran all the scenarios, without Jughead’s mind-hearing powers, they never defeat Percival. The powers are crucial to the war, particularly Jughead’s as they are the most similar to Percival’s manipulation abilities.
The other takeaway was that they have a slim chance of winning, but in every scenario, Jughead dies. It’s a pretty bleak outlook, but again, may I remind you, he’s not the only Jughead, and my guess is that whole alternate reality situation with Jughead as the writer is going to come into play here at some point.
Though Jughead took the news of his looming death pretty well, all things considered.
If Tabitha can see into the past and the future, why wasn’t she able to figure out that Percival was going to beat them at their own game by becoming Mayor? It seems like that should’ve been something she picked up on!
Cheryl’s storyline continues to be absolutely ridiculous, and I’m not entirely sure what to make of it.
Penelope returned to make amends for all the cruel things she’s done to her daughter in the past, which is fine and dandy, but she also found redemption within the Catholic church as a nun. Cheryl was hesitant about trusting anything her mother said, and when she assumed that she was going to release Abigail, she flipped a switch and showed her mother her pyrokinesis powers.
They finally saw eye-to-eye when Penelope informed Cheryl about the letters that her old friend and lover Heather wrote her in junior high.
She handed over all the letters she intercepted as a peace offering and promise that she had actually changed. The moment pretty much destroyed Cheryl emotionally as she’d wondered all these years why Heather abandoned her and why her mother was so cruel to her.
I hope that after this, Cheryl is free to finally find some peace and move forward with her life. She deserves it after all the abuse she suffered because of Penelope.
Can someone tell me why all the parents on Riverdale are so batty?
Penelope has reinvented herself several times throughout the course of the season, so it’s hard to take anything she says seriously.
Alice is conspiring with Percival and singlehandedly acting as though her life is fine and dandy when she’s suffered so much heartache and loss in life.
I know the show loves to embellish the characters, but they don’t even seem like real people anymore.
And it’s shocking that the kids aren’t any loopier because of the parents. All things considered, Veronica, Archie, Betty, and Jughead all have a pretty good head on their shoulders.
And finally, Kevin and Moose reunited in a moment that definitely seemed sus. Almost immediately after reconnecting with Kevin in the high school, Moose made a move on him that caused Kevin to miss his custody agreement talks with Toni and Fangs.
The whole scene moved rather quickly, and it was definitely strange that Kevin saw the devil in his slumber, which made it harder for him to distinguish reality from the dream world.
Did Percival send Moose here to keep Kevin busy?
As for Toni and Fangs, they aren’t on the same page about what’s best for baby Anthony or how to raise him, so it’s not entirely fair that they make demands of Kevin or shame him for his lifestyle.
Honestly, Kevin’s willingness to have a lawyer-less talk about how to raise the child with Fangs and Toni was likely the best option on the board, but Fangs had to go and squash any potential of having a working relationship when he told Kevin he didn’t think he had the integrity to raise his son. Why is Fangs so hot-headed lately?
At this point, I think it would be best if Toni got sole custody and both Fangs and Kevin got visitation rights. There are too many cooks in the kitchen, and while they all love baby Anthony, it’s not going to end well for him when there’s so much coming at him from every direction,
Again, I’m really nervous for Kevin because of the whole Percival connection along with Moose’s return, so it’s possible that Toni and Fangs might have to come to his rescue sometime soon anyway.
What did you think of the episode? Share your thoughts in the comments below!
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