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Roswell, New Mexico Review – Love and Sex During the Meteor Shower (2×06)

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A meteor shower in Roswell, New Mexico is the equivalent of a full moon in any supernatural series. 

Everyone was out here getting freaky in their own way. 

And really, I’m not sure where to start because the storyline was going in so many directions.

Maria and Alex took a little road trip to get some answers about Mimi’s disappearance from the guy who made her one-of-a-kind cowboy boots. 

It’s unclear why Maria chose to take Alex to go to a random man’s property in the middle of nowhere instead of Guerin who can literally melt things with his mind. It’s also unclear why Alex left behind his gun. 

It’s meteor night… everyone should have known better. 

Maria and Alex were seemingly dropped into some small-town horror film where the villain was none other than Blaine from iZombie. 

Honestly, what a perfect role for him. He was in his element. 

However, the whole storyline, which included a 90s horror-film slasher chase through the cornfields, made absolutely no sense. Why was Travis a twin? Why was he trying to kill them?

Was Mimi actually here?  And why?

And what about this R&D government study? Why did Travis return a week ago? How is the government involved? 

Did the milk that he kept insisting they drink have poison in it? Why did the barn burn down the Valenti got there?

Could the twin switcheroo possibly be a foreshadowing of what’s happening with Max?

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Don’t get me wrong, I’m digging this confident, easygoing, and happy Max, but it’s weird. 

He went from trying to kill himself by harnessing the lightning to a happy-go-lucky attitude. That’s not normal. 

Also, can anyone explain how Max’s murderous tendencies just fizzled out when his heart was reset? I felt like I missed a whole chunk of an episode that transitioned this Max to the new and improved Max. 

Max experienced some temporary memory loss which caused him to forget Liz, but thankfully, his memories flooded back in by the end of the hour. I say thankfully because the amnesia trope is not one I wanted to see play out. 

Max remembered how much he loved Liz and how much he sacrificed for her after they went on a “first-date.”

All of their scenes were so cute and pure. Max’s milkshake explanation solidifies how much he loves her and always has. Liz even had a chance to say ‘I love you’ after all this time, but Max already knew. 

Their reunion even gave us this beautiful line: I am not better off without you. I am not whole without you. 

True love always prevails. 

I’m really digging this new Max, which is how I know it won’t last. 

Along with the memories of his girlfriend, Max remembered a memory of himself as a small boy. He was chained and some man that he seemed to be afraid of put his arm around him. Is this Noah?

Throughout the episode, I kept thinking that Max’s personality change may be a result of him getting Noah’s heart. Maybe he’s getting all of Noah’s tendencies and habits.

I’ll be curious to see what evolves from his resurrection/reset. 

Looping back to Maria and Alex and their chase throughout the cornfields. She called Guerin, who arrived in the knick of time but didn’t save them because he got clobbered over the head. Seriously, what’s the point of the powers if you can’t use them?

When they finally made it home and tended to Alex’s stab wound, they all decided that the only way to redeem this psychologically damaging night was to have a threesome.

I guess that’s what Travis meant when he said he hates love triangles. 

You’ve got to give it to Roswell for taking a common and overdone trope and infusing new life into it. It’s refreshing to see two people in love with the same guy hold no resentment for each other. 

Alex and Maria’s love and respect for each other trumped any feelings of jealousy. Was it awkward at times? Yes, but they managed it. 

And then, they all loved on each other. There’s mixed feelings about the three-way hook-up with many fans exclaiming that Alex deserved better. I’m neutral on the matter since I think both Maria and Alex compliment Guerin in different ways.

However, I do think Alex benefits from a relationship outside of Guerin with someone who is deep, secure, and only has eyes for him. Forrest seems like that guy, and there was an immediate attraction between the two. He can give Alex the kind of love who deserves; he can love him in a way Guerin couldn’t.

The three of them weren’t the only ones experimenting as Isobel was on the prowl for a little hookup action to forget her problems. 

She ventured to a local LGBTQ bar because the idea of getting hit on by straight dudes after her experience with Noah creeped her out. 

To her surprise, she ran into Kyle Valenti, who explained that he wasn’t trying to get drunk with everyone he went to high school with. Small towns, am I right?

After a few drinks, Kyle and Isobel really hit it off and for the first time, I saw potential with these two. And I loved it. 

There was something so instant and obvious about this pairing that I was bummed when Kyle turned her down. 

Isobel was fine without him as she had her first lesbian hookup or should I say she got “probed at Alien 7.” What an iconic t-shirt.

Kyle, on the other hand, went back to the hospital because that’s what you do when you’re drunk and realized Steph was undergoing major surgery. I guess that explains why she’s been watching a ton of them. What’s going on with her? And why didn’t she ever tell Kyle that she was ill?

Other Alien Musings

  • Meteorchella sounds really awesome, and I’d like to attend.
  • “He’s not a Chad,” is my favorite line ever. Also, Alex is such a standup guy that he’s defending his ex and encouraging someone to date him. 
  • Why did they spend so much time on Liz’s ex Diego? Will he come to Roswell looking for her?
  • The gay guy always dies second in a horror film, sorry, Alex. 
  • I think we’re alone now is stuck in my head now. 

What did you think of the episode?

Are you happy Max and Liz were finally able to bask in their shared love?

Does Isobel have a new girlfriend? What happened to Steph? And did Guerin make the right choice by sticking with Maria?

Sound off in the comments, Cravers! 

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    ‘Roswell, New Mexico’ Actress Jeanine Mason Shares Engagement News



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    Jeanine Mason said ‘yes.’

    The actress—best known for her role as Liz Ortecho on Roswell, New Mexicoshared the engagement news with her Instagram fans on March 9. 

    “Always knew I’d find you in New York, fiancé. What a wild thing this love!” she captioned a stunning photo of herself kissing the now-fiancé in a subway station. The couple’s reflection can be seen in the train whizzing by. 

    Plenty of her fellow cast members descended onto the comments section to congratulate her on the big moment.

    Omg!!! Congrats you angel!” Tyler Blackburn, who played Alex Manes, wrote, to which his onscreen love interest, Michael Vlamis, who played Michael Guerin, responded, “remember when we got married?” Vlamis also commented with a handful of heart emojis. 

    Amber Midthunder, who played Mason’s onscreen sister, Rosa, added, “Beauty on beauty on beauty ♥️✨ so happy for you sister,” while her onscreen bestie, Maria DeLuca, played by Heather Hemmens, noted, “Omggggg!!! Yaaaay congrats babe!!”

    Other Hollywood stars chimed in, with Abbott Elementary star William Tyler James writing, “Congrats Jeanine!” as Florence Pugh wrote, “WHAAAAAAAT OH MY GAAAAAAD. Congratulations my darling girl. X.”

    Of course, her fiancé’s identity was a hot topic in the comment section as Mason lives a relatively private life. There was speculation that she was dating her onscreen love interest and co-star Nathan Parsons (Max Evans), however, neither ever confirmed the romance aside from Parson’s once admitting that he had a girlfriend and the internet running with the theory that it was Mason. 

    But now, the plot thickens because the man in the photo definitely bares a resemblance to Parsons, with many fans questioning if it’s really him. 

    One seemed fairly certain that aside from looks, the man in the photo even has a similar posture and hairline. 

    “Look at the hands in the pockets posture that is a Nathan thing and the side hair line looks familiar. I think it might be him. And if he hasn’t said anything it’s probably because he wants to keep his personal life private. So happy for her tho. 😊” the fan wrote. 

    Parsons did not comment on the post, nor has he weighed in on the engagement, while Mason seemingly did not tag her beau on purpose. 

    Regardless of who the mystery suitor is, we’re just thrilled for Mason and wish her all the best in the wedding planning stages!

    You can see the breathtaking photo announcement right here!

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    Roswell, New Mexico Series Finale Review – How’s It Going to Be (4×13)



    Roswell, New Mexico Series Finale Review How's It Going to Be Season 4 Episode 13

    Lives hanging in the balance and time running out—it’s a classic Roswell predicament for the finale episode ever.

    On Roswell, New Mexico Season 4 Episode 13, the Pod Squad outwitted Clyde once and for all, but it wasn’t the whole focus of the episode. 

    Defeating the season’s biggest villain was important, yes, but it was equally, if not more important, to give these beloved characters a proper conclusion. We’ve come on this supernatural journey with them for four seasons, and science and powers aside, it’s always been about their evolution. And at the core of that evolution is love. Love always trumps hate, and when Clyde was eliminated, a new day began with new possibilities and potential. 

    And there was so much love everywhere, even if the outcome didn’t look exactly as some envisioned it. 

    Let’s get Clyde out of the way first. The series finale kicked off with Isobel and Max coming back to Roswell from the pocket dimension only to find their biggest foe holding their friends hostage.

    They quickly broke free from his grasp thanks to Rosa, whose abilities at tuning frequencies came in handy. They also got her kidnapped, unfortunately, as Clyde used the proteins in her blood to redraw the star map so that he could set course for Oasis. Shivani would’ve never helped him if she knew that’s what he was doing, so he lied and told her that he brought Rosa so that they could isolate the proteins necessary to save her daughter. Honestly, the only feeling I can muster up for Shivani is sympathy. The woman was so far gone. As Allie (Shiri Appleby)informed Liz, her wife didn’t have a blind spot when it came to Nicole, she was simply blind. All logic went out the window as she attempted to resurrect her daughter. It was heartbreaking to see such an intelligent and accomplished woman fall prey to manipulating tactics, but she just couldn’t let go of the desire to save her daughter. She wanted to believe, so she did. Thankfully, in the end, she seemed to come to peace with the fact that Nicole was gone, and she even got her wife back!

    Allie played an integral role in the episode as she helped Liz and Kyle recreate the mark of Ophiucus that would prevent Clyde from going back to the home planet. And she made it stick this time so he could never get it removed. She also created a solution to help cure Liz and Shivani from the effects of the mist. Getting in on the alien science wasn’t her only contribution as she also continued to be a great mentor for Liz in her time of need. I loved that the OG Roswell got to play a role in the spinoff, and it was the cherry on top of the sundae to see the original Liz in the alien headband one last time.

    The true Bonnie and Clyde — Liz and Max — teamed up brilliantly to take down Clyde. He thought he had won and was even giving a victory speech before realizing that, much like Jones, he couldn’t one-up the great Liz Ortecho. One last time, the science won! And he disintegrated right then and there while watching Oasis slip through his tiny little aspiring-dictator fingers. 

    And then, the real fun began. 

    First up, a proper wedding for Alex and Michael Guerin. Yes, Alex finally shed the Manes name because “he was never much of a Manes man.” These two deserved the happy ending; they worked like hell for it. 

    And I almost lost it when Guerin called Alex his husband while returning the favor and dedicating a song to him.

    There were so many incredible moments: Guerin’s nervous telekinetic energy breaking things prior to the wedding, Walt Sanders giving Guerin a final send-off with a speech about finding great love amid everything and a trinket from his mother, and Alex and Guerin getting “the hell out of there”—a town that was never ready for their epic love story. 

    We also saw the progression of a few more couples, including Kyle and Isobel. Their love story blossomed earlier in the season, so there wasn’t much here aside from the duo finding comfort in each other as one of the few staying behind in Roswell to find happiness. Bonnie also ended up flying solo, but I find comfort in knowing she’s going to have a permanent spot at Maria’s bar honing in on all the earthly things she’s come to love.

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    There was also Maria and Dallas, who officiated the wedding, Maria realized Dallas made her feel “safe,” which is why she could astral project to him, and it was all code for “I have feelings for you.” For those on Team Gregory, Maria briefly touched on it by explaining that he just wasn’t her person in the end.

    Maria and Dallas were a long time coming, and truthfully, I could watch a spinoff about them as a couple. Their chemistry is electric, but I also agree that before Dallas jumps into any relationship, he has to figure out who he is; he owes it to himself to understand where he came from. And those answers are waiting on Oasis, a planet that Maria confirmed is crumbling and on the edge of imploding if it isn’t saved by the Savior, Max Evans. 

    Prior to her death in the pocket dimension, Tezca shared a crucial memory with Isobel that revealed Max is the only person capable of saving Oasis from destruction by using the blue flame to restore the energy in the crystals. He basically didn’t have a choice, which was devastating news for his love story with Liz, but also not entirely unexpected. Since day one, Max’s destiny was always tied to his home planet in some way, and try as he might to rewrite what’s meant to be by finding his other half in Liz, you can’t rewrite what’s written in the stars. 

    Upon seeing the memory, and confirming with Maria that there is still a planet to save, Max knew in his heart what he had to do. 

    Liz always knew it too, hence the “other foot” finally dropping. She may be his destiny on planet Earth, and the final scene revealed that she would be there for him when he got back, but he had another destiny to fulfill before they could get their happily ever after. 

    And there’s nothing more earthly than a diamond to seal the deal. It’s a reflection of Max’s human side. He’s as human as he is alien at this point, so it’s important that the show didn’t forget about all the progress he’s made simply because of the Savior storyline. 

     The rock also looked damn good on Liz’s finger, plus, it’s nice to see supportive couples on television. Max would never keep Liz from doing her best work, and Liz couldn’t keep him from completing a mission eight decades in the making. They could never hold each other back, especially as his ancestors were relying on him to get the job done. It’s why I loved the science analogy about love; it was so fitting for all the different stages of their romance. They’ve gone through a rollercoaster of emotions, but it’s been worth it to see them come out on this side completely secure in themselves and in their love. They know that the distance is no match for their feelings, which is why they can plan for a future together even when things seem so uncertain. 

    It’s unclear how long Max will be gone (it’s not like she can text him in another universe), but at least they’ve destroyed the imminent threat and now have a connection to the home planet. That’s all anyone has ever wanted. And once Max gets Oasis up and running, there’s no stopping Michael from visiting in the future and finally getting to see where he came from. To be honest, I thought Liz was going to jump through the portal with Max for a minute there since she really has nothing holding her back in Roswell. Her father is running his business, and Rosa is continuing on her path of self-discovery in New York. My guess is that there are some rules about interdimensional travel, however, and Liz wouldn’t have survived the trip since she’s not an alien. 

     The “ending” to Max and Liz’s romance is enough to satisfy fans while leaving the door open to a potential spinoff, possibly even on a network that would do a better job of showing Roswell, New Mexico the love that it deserves. I’m convinced more people would’ve watched the show if they promoted it better.  

    But that’s neither here nor there because as it stands, the directors, writers, cast and crew gave fans the most fitting ending possible and love stories that can be felt across the universe. 

    What did you think of the Roswell, New Mexico Series Finale?

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    Roswell, New Mexico Review – Two Sparrows in a Hurricane (4×12)



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    I can’t believe we’re nearing the end of Roswell, New Mexico

    The penultimate episode, Season 4 Episode 12, set the scene for the final battle with Clyde. He was already a thorn in everyone’s side, but his alliance with Shivani made him even more annoying as he jumped into the pocket dimension while it was crumbling to siphon some of Bonnie’s blood. 

    Initially, it seemed as though he wanted a bit of blood to help remove the mark of Ophiuchus so that he could head home to Oasis, but at the last moment, it was revealed that Clyde’s plan was much more sinister.

    After Michael Guerin spent half the episode optimistically staring down the face of doom and trying to find a way to make fuel out of ash, Clyde thwarted their chances of going home by revealing that he had become the almighty and powerful. Thanks to Shivani, when he injected Bonnie’s blood into his system, he also harnessed all the powers she ever took from aliens, including Guerin and Max’s. 

    It’s one thing if you’re going to use all those abilities for good, but it’s another game entirely if you’re selfish and evil, two boxes that Clyde absolutely checks out. 

    After he went through the portal and ensured that the console was no longer active, it definitely seemed bleak for our supernatural friends as the pocket dimension was essentially crumbling and about to swallow them whole. It was sped up by the fact that Jones’ DNA invaded the space, which Dallas wasn’t pleased about as he felt that his father abused his power to control the narrative. I loved that Isobel pointed out that Theo wasn’t a god, but he wasn’t a superhero either; he was just doing his best in an impossible scenario. And the failsafe against Jones was simply meant to protect the greater good without realizing the clone may be a friend rather than a foe. 

    It was Alex who delivered the last bit of hope and turned an impossible situation around as he encouraged Guerin to find another way out of this mess. And he wasn’t wrong in thinking that six aliens in a supernatural world could possibly, maybe figure out how to rig a machine back and running. Science can only do so much before alien abilities seal the deal. 

    In addition to Alex’s push, Tezca also plopped through the quicksand to help Max finish his lesson. She wanted to redeem herself, and her final act allowed her to see Max’s training through to the end. As he harnessed the blue flame in order to keep the storm from closing in on them, Dallas used his powers to pull the fuel from the ground and restart the console.

    Once everything was in motion, they managed to reopen the portal and cross back home. Everyone aside from Tezca, that is, since she was branded with the mark of Ophiuchus and couldn’t go through the portal. But her sacrifice wasn’t in vain as she finally helped the children of the friends she once betrayed; It was a full-circle redemption, and one she absolutely deserved. 

    Unfortunately, they weren’t greeted with open arms upon returning to Earth as Clyde was holding all their loved ones hostage.

    And since he wields the power of many, it’s going to be nearly impossible to defeat him. I don’t have any doubt that they will find a way because, let’s face it, love always finds a way, but I’m just saying it’s not going to be easy. 

    Clyde is power hungry menace, so he has no remorse, but he does have a weak spot as his desire for power is fueled by emptiness and loneliness. He has no one in his corner anymore, not even Bonnie, who has joined the Pod Squad in her fight to protect planet Earth and told him that she’d rather die than join his cause.

    The Pod Squad might not stand a chance when it comes to physical powers, but there’s power in numbers. They can all harness the love that they have for each other, which seems like it’ll come in handy in a moment of weakness.

    There were some solid moments in the penultimate episode that need to be addressed.

    Max was finally forced to confront his fears, admitting that his powers were unstable because the person he loved and feared was one and the same—Liz Ortecho.

    Liz, on the other hand, was feeling some burnout from always being the person who “understood the science.” After her little mishap with the mist, Liz no longer had a handle on the science as she experienced memory loss. She wasn’t upfront about the side effects because of the pressure to save everyone. She buried it until confronted by Kyle, who noticed that it took her way too long to identify a sequence she created. I love the platonic relationship between Liz and Kyle; they complete each other, scientifically. He even promised to fill in the gaps so that they could save their loved ones. 

    Obviously, Kyle had a lot riding on it as well as he and Isobel finally sealed the deal right before she walked through the portal and into the unknown. Forget actually talking when you can let your lips do all the work. Isobel was right—their relationship has been a long time coming, and Liz’s reaction was beyond sweet. She’s been so preoccupied with her own relationship and science drama this season that she didn’t even realize that Isobel and Kyle are end game! She’s not the only one who gets to have an epic romance. 

    Speaking of epic romances, Malex was so close to exchanging “I do’s,” and while I will support them every step of the way, I was glad to see that Guerin didn’t give up hope that he would be able to save Alex and have a proper wedding. The creative forces behind the show know that they have to give us a colorful and vibrant Malex wedding before the curtain falls or we’re never going to forgive them. Every Malex moment is filled with pure joy and genuine love—they are a treat to watch on screen, not to mention that they inspire each other to be greater every single moment. Neither has ever given up on the other, even when the situation has seemed hopeless, which is the true definition of love.  

    And if we’re talking about romance, I think there’s something to be said for Maria and Dallas, the person she was the most connected with and able to channel for her astral projection. They’ve bonded this season, and I’m hoping that we get to see them explore that one final time before the series concludes. 

    Liz realized she didn’t have to do it all—she didn’t have to be the sole hero saving her friends because her support system was pretty damn incredible. And she apologized to Max for all the horrible things she said to him while under the influence of the mist, which is for the best because, as I pointed out in a previous review, much of the science is thanks to her relationship with Max. Also, she was mean and Max didn’t deserve it for simply wanting to minimize the pain he caused.  

    I can’t wait to see the Pod Squad destroy Clyde and walk off into the sunset with their loved ones as fully developed humans and aliens who aren’t afraid of their powers, their abilities, to speak their truth, who they love, and who finally know that there’s no shame in leaning on each other when times get tough. 

    How do you think this will all end? And what did you think of the episode? 

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