“Even God thought the devil was beautiful before he fell.”
Nothing is scarier on Halloween than a man who likes to eat human organs. That’s really the epitome of effed-up. It’s even more effed-up when the cannibal is your dead-partners son. A partner that devoted his whole life to fighting the very evil that has now infiltrated his sons body. That’s literally what Abbie has to deal with this week and it’s all thanks to Henry Parish.
Corbins son Joe comes back to town after being honorably discharged from the army. Abbie first runs into the boy she once baby-sat at the bar as she’s breaking up a bar fight he’s involved in. The young man seems to hold much resentment for his father’s old partner– still jealous that her father gave her so much of his time and attention. The two can’t avoid each other for long because Ichabod and Abbie are soon called to a forest preserve, where a disturbance involving Joe took place. Upon arrival, they see the scene is a complete massacre. One guy is dead in the car, another guy on the ground had all of his organs ripped out. They find Joe hiding behind a tree, muttering about how his father knew all about this.
He’s taken to the hospital for observation. When Abbie confronts him about what he saw/knew he admits he doesn’t remember a thing. He’s obviously lying or covering something up, but what is it? Ichabod starts contemplating why the only one that survived this animal attack was Joe. He remembers Squire Boon, an army soldier who suffered from PTSD when he was discharged.. oh and he was occasionally a cannibal. Fun fact, that’s why historical figure Daniel Boone wore a raccoon hat. Anyways, they finally stumble upon a story about the curse of the wendigo. Blood triggers the curse, and the human turns into a flesh-eating beast. The only way he can be transformed back into human form is by human organ consumption. Please, hold back your vomit folks.
The hospital calls Abbie after Joe escapes. The duo goes to his place to try to find some clues and they stumble upon a map and Corbin’s birth certificate. The dates on it are altered showing latitude and longitude coordinates to Pioneer Point, where yesterday’s attack occurred. They find Joe digging up an artifact left for safe keeping by his father. He tries running away but accidentally hurts Ichabod, who starts bleeding. He transforms and viciously start pursuing him, but thankfully Abbie puts the beast down with some gun shots. They take him back to their dungeon, where Jenny brings some stolen human organs to transform him back. We also find out that Joe was cursed after he got some letter covered in white powder, aka the human flesh from the pied pipers human whistle. They automatically know Henry’s behind this and need to find a cure fast. Joe has already transformed 3 times and the fourth time is permanent. Holly is on sight assisting and mentions she knows some Shani people, who apparently are very familiar with wednigos. He takes Ichabod and is surprised to see how well he can get along with these people that are so mean to Holly. These two have such a fun dynamic.
As their getting the cure, Henry bursts into the dungeon and demands the ginkan, an incredibly powerful poison from China that Joe dug up earlier. He’s got men pointing guns at Abbie so if he doesn’t do it, bloodshed will occur and Joe will transform. He gives the potion to Henry, who promises him a cure in return. Instead of waiting for Ichabod, Joe leaves with him. Henry predictably, doesn’t give him the cure, but cuts his wrist, transforming him for the last time. He wants Abbie to see that Joe really is a monster of war that she can’t save.
Henry fails to understand the concept of fighting for someone you love, probably because he grew up without parents and has only known evil and torture. Despite Joe’s beastly appearance, Abbie still risks her life to turn him back with the cure. Ichabod does the spell that he received from the Shani’s but it doesn’t work. He’s ready to give up, but Abbie doesn’t and suddenly, Joe is changed back into his human form forever. Success.
They aren’t sure why Henry wanted the ginkan, but we the viewers, soon learn. And it’s disgusting. I don’t even want to talk about it, but short story, the potion creates some evil spider that he releases onto his mother, Katrina. It crawls into her body and from next week we see, tortures her. I’m so very disturbed by it.
Henry was doing a lot of evil stuff this week. He paid Irving a visit at the psych hospital and tried to persuade him into killing the man that paralyzed his daughter. Irving didn’t want to be tempted, but Henry told him this was the only way to free himself and his soul from his control. Irving was close, but realized he could not fight the monsters, while being one in the process. He called Abbie and told her all about his deal with Henry. I feel really bad for the ex-sheriff. He’s become a pawn in the devils game, but now he’s worried he’ll actually become as bad as the devil unless Abbie can help him. Don’t worry, Ichabbie are all over this and I’m sure they’ll have some answers. Right after they deal with crazy Katrina!
I hate to say it but I’m losing interest in this show. It was soooo good last season and now, it’s just a flop. I live for the moments where Ichabod does yoga, memorizes superheroes and plays video games, but the whole apocalyptic stuff I’m just over. Especially because it doesn’t feel like a war against the headless horseman anymore, it feels like a personal war between Ichabod and his son. I fail to see the bigger plan in every episode, I just see stand alone cases. The monsters aren’t scary.. some parts are disturbing, but I know Ichabbie will defeat them in an hour. The show is settling into a groove of cheap thrills. I need more meat, more depth. How are they still the saviors when everyone else could do the same thing their doing right now? And you can’t make me believe that after everything Henry’s pulled, Ichabod will try to stop and salvage him with love!!
I give this episode a 3/10. The format is predictable. I know exactly what I’m getting into, when I turn the show on and thank bores me to death. No need for a horseman.
‘Sleepy Hollow’ Officially Cancelled After 4 Seasons
Sleepy Hollow has been beheaded by the Headless Horseman that is FOX.
The series, which focused on witness Ichabod Crane, has officially been canceled by then network.
After 4 seasons, the network made the decision to pull the series due to low ratings.
Sleepy first aired in 2013 and was a huge hit thanks to the dynamic of lead characters Nicole Beharie and Tom Mison.
But confusing twists and turns caused a larger portion of the audience to tune out.
Things took a turn for the worst when Beharie’s character was killed off in the season 3 finale.
Loyal fans weren’t pleased and the show was eventually moved to purgatory aka Friday nights.
We’ll remember you fondly Crane. Thanks for all the apocalyptic monsters you killed to save our city.
Hopefully this will finally give Mison a role more deserving or his talents.
Sleepy Hollow – In Plain Sight (4×02)
The witches have taken over Washington D.C on this week’s Sleepy Hollow and it’s up to Ichabod and his new team to bring them down.
New villain Dreyfuss continues his search for magical objects and approaches a coven of lie-detecting witches to offer them a blade called The Dagger of Z’urn D’oragh. He’s willing to exchange the deadly blade for a witches stone, an artifact they’ve been protecting for years. Therefore, you can understand how upset they get when he informs the two sisters that their leader Mole Dire was lying about the importance of said stone. They punish her by replacing her “lying” tongue with a serpent and then take on the town, punishing all liars they encounter. Dangerous obviously considering no one is off limits because we’ve all lied about something in our lives.
Thanks to Ms. Jenny’s mystical Tibetan singing bowl, Crane has a vision of the new witness but is surprised to find out it is a 10-year-old girl. He shrugs it off because he doesn’t recognize her until he sees a picture of her on Diana’s phone – turns out, he’s been drawn to her because of her daughter who has refused to speak since the passing of Abbie Mills.
When Jenny figures it out, she goes to check up on Molly at her school and stumbles upon a group of girls bullying her. She comes to her aid but when Diana arrives, she’s less than thrilled to see her snooping around her daughter without her permission. In Jenny’s defense, she knows a lot about dealing with someone that finds out she’s a witness so she only wanted to help… except she can’t really say that out loud. That’s when Molly notices Crane and finally breaks her oath of silence with a simple “hi.” She’s clearly drawn to him considering she has actually been drawing him in her notebook. Creepy right? I’m just glad Diana isn’t the next witness set to replace Abbie. Having a 10-year-old be the chosen one makes it less painful.
We catch up with Joe, who has been mapping passageways in the vault because he lives for this kind of stuff. Alex admits that she’s been looking into Crane’s history because she’s skeptical of this supernatural mumbo jumbo and believes there’s something fishy about his clothing and accent. Alex assures her it’s authentic because he believes Crane is a time traveler, with the only other Ichabod Crane being logged in the 1700s. He’s not too far off you know. Plus, how could you NOT believe in the supernatural? She was basically attacked by a demon last week… is that not enough proof?
Diana was forced to call Ichabod after finding a stab victim in the middle of the woods. The victim however wasn’t a normal stab victim. In person she looked like a normal, young woman but in a picture, she came out as an old lady. Ichabod recognized the woman through her tattoo – she was a century old witch who visited Sleepy Hollow one day. He figures she was murdered by the other two Dire sisters and declares that witchcraft is alive and well.
To track down the Dire sisters, Ichabod and Diana wait until they make their next kill. They locate their home and search for the magical object and realize it is the golden grandfather clock. Being new to the supernatural game, Diana touches it and sets off an alarm, which draws the witches back home. However the clock suddenly reveals the sisters for who they really are – old and frail old ladies who explode into smithereens.
Crane makes the declaration – someone is willingly bringing evil to D.C in an attempt to find mystical objects. But what’s the reason? He’s definitely not aware that Dreyfuss is keeping tabs on him and hoping to find his counterpart through him. What does Dreyfuss actually want with them?
Oh and if Crane doesn’t have enough on his plate, the headless horesman is making his way to D.C and Dreyfuss is actually excited about Crane luring in the darkness.
There were definitely some questionable moments during this episode but overall, it’s nice to see Ichabod and Jenny still have such a tight bond and to know, she’ll be around to help guide the new Witness through all the weird and unknown. And with Diana not being Ichabod’s sidekick, it opens up the door for them to forge a romantic relationship…. after she comes to terms with her daughter being the chosen demon fighter.
Sleepy Hollow – Columbia (4×01)
Everything is so new in Sleepy Hollow’s fourth season and the biggest problem? We’re not in Sleepy Hollow no more. That and Abbie Mills is dead.
Ichabod keeps on fighting on the good fight without his partner in crime in a strange town, which we know best as Washington D.C. He finds a new group of friends, a new partner, more demons, and a sworn enemy that he doesn’t know exists just yet.
We pick things up 2 weeks after Ichabod was seized by some government group and is being interrogated about his “doings” with Abbie by some shady man which neither of us know much about. Ichabod is able to distract with the oldest trick in the book – you’re shoe is untied – and escapes, climbing his way onto the DC airport tarmac. Smooth.
But he didn’t get away before getting a snoop of his captors place and finding stalker-ish pictures of him and Abbie on missions and different books about demons and things. “Who are these people,” he wonders as he finds information pertaining to Lincoln’s memorial.
Upon his arrival, he finds Homeland Security Agent Diana Thomas who just witnessed a demonic murder of her partner Eric. Seriously, homie poked him in the back of the head and sucked out his soul. She questions Ichabod who explains that he’s a historical analyst who sometimes helps the FBI but she’s too freaked out because well, she just found out demons exist. Who can blame her?
She tracks Ichabod to where he was held captive and finds him snooping around. She’s cautious but they both establish he’s not dangerous, especially because he’s the only person who has a grasp on what’s happening while her boss thinks she’s losing it. Oh and she gets the obvious call that said demon monster has killed again.
Trying to find out who this demon is, Diana mentions a federal office called Agency 355, which Ichabod recalls was founded by Washington. When they arrive, they find the library is run by two youngins obsessed with the supernatural. Jake handles “news and information” and is a huge fan of Ichabod while Alex blows stuff up for fun but doesn’t believe in all the witchy mambo jumbo. For now.
After a brief investigation that really made no sense, Ichabod determines that the monster is John Wilkes Booth…. yes, Abraham Lincoln’s shooter. Apparently, he never “shot him” he just summoned a monster to enter his body and then killed him the same way we just say him kill Diana’s partner. Long story short – copper can kill him, American flags draw him in.
Coincidentally, or rather not because demons always plan their murders around parades, a patriotic event is taking place the next day. The new “squad” come up with a plan to lure Booth into an abandoned warehouse away from the public, where they could be too many casualties. Unfortunately, since this is everyone’s first hoorah, they loose the demon and he sneaks up and pounces on Jack. Thankfully our experienced and dear friend Jenny arrives in the nick of time and shoots him. Apparently, she missed all the killing and demonic stuff while “finding herself” in the Himalayans.
I will say, it is nice to see a familiar face in these unfamiliar surroundings and a part of Abbie continues to live on in Ichabod and Jenny. The two reunite briefly and talk about how much they miss her before he heads off to meet Diana at the Jefferson Memorial. She’s trying to process everything she’d witnessed today – how did Ichabod not consider she might be the witness he’s looking for, especially after forming such a connection with her. She wants to find the man responsible for Eric’s death but he warns her “once you go down this path, there’s no coming back.” Her response is nothing short of what Abbie would have replied – it’s better to do this with a friend.
That night, she goes to her 10-year-old daughter Molly who has been in a “funk” lately and refuses to speak. When her mother leaves the room to make dinner, she brings out her secret book and opens it up to continue her impeccable drawings of Ichabod. Anyone else mind blown? Maybe the new witness that’s bound to be Ichabod’s partner isn’t Diana – it’s her young daughter! Why else would she be drawing him?
The new foe on the horizon is a man named Malcolm Dreyfuss, a rich businessman entrepreneur who is dabbling in the occult. He’s the one who stole Lincoln’s head, most likely summoned Booth’s demon and even has a demon body guard who happily kills anyone who comes in his way. Shady stuff I’m telling you. There’s not much explanation as to what his plan is here all we know is that he takes a circular tablet out of Lincoln’s head and explains he’d shed all the blood in the world to get the rest of them and he’s very much aware and watching Ichabod’s every move.
Thoughts on the premiere of Sleepy Hollow? Despite giving it my all, I felt myself losing interest and lacking the energy to keep up with all the historical and all the demonic. Even the revamped cast seems like their trying to hard to be someone out of Buffy the Vampire Slayer when all we need is that bond between two witnesses to keep the magic alive.
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