Peter the Pilot stole the hearts of millions on the most recent season of The Bachelorette. His charming smile, romantic gestures, and lack of involvement in drama (good riddance, Luke P.), made him an instant fan favorite. Peter, a clearly exceptional kisser (Sources: The Sauna, The Pool Table, The Dimly Lit Hallway), became a Bachelor Nation icon the night that he and Hannah had sex in the windmill four times (which Hannah announced to America–and Peter’s parents–in front of a live studio audience). This pilot has stamina, and he is frankly making me rethink my passive-aggressive attitudes toward Delta Airlines.
The season premiere begins with various glimpses of Peter’s life as a pilot. He looks confident, and his smile is so perfect that it makes me want to start wearing my retainer again. We see a shot of Peter in his pilot uniform strutting down the runway, like a Victoria’s Secret model in 2002, and then taking selfies with slightly disinterested fans, like a Victoria’s Secret model in 2020.
Chris Harrison announces that we have entered the THREE HOUR BACHELOR PREMIERE. This officially makes The Bachelor Season 24 Premiere either the next Quentin Tarantino movie or your local high school’s production of “Fiddler On The Roof.”
At the iconic Bachelor Mansion, Peter meets his eligible bachelorettes. In a sea of floor-length gowns, one bachelorette inspires us with a sparkly and powerful jumpsuit, much like Broadway’s Queen Elsa. As we meet the bachelorettes, several of them reassure us, “I’m just a normal girl,” which gives me hope that this season will mimic the charm of a classic 90’s rom-com.
Drama ensues when Hannah Brown (last season’s Bachelorette and Peter’s ex), makes an unexpected guest appearance. This instantly inspires anxiety, and we see a group of panicked bachelorettes running around in the back of the shot like cartoon rats in a chase scene of Tom and Jerry. Before a commercial break, Peter emotionally professes to the bachelorettes that he is ready to find love.
(Side note: during this commercial break there was a jingle in a Chilli’s commercial that I very much enjoyed).
While last season, The Bachelor made it very clear that Colton was a virgin, this season, the show makes it very clear that Peter is not. We see handcuffs, blindfolds, intrusive TSA scans, and some understandably uncomfortable “dry” humor about getting wet (brought to you by ABC – Anything But Coy).
At this point, things really start kicking into gear. Peter shares intimate moments and finds connections, and we start to get an idea of which bachelorettes are going to be memes. We also see some common Bachelor tropes (one girl “stealing time” with the bachelor, three girls in red and/or black dresses drinking wine and criticizing their competition). At the first rose ceremony, the bachelorettes brace themselves for the most intense aspect of this episode– an overnight shoot with no breaks that ends at 6 am.
The next morning, when the rose ceremony has concluded and the bachelorettes have taken their five-hour energy shots, the group engages in some aviation-themed activities and trivia. With fancy pilot terms such as ‘thrust’, ‘cockpit’, and ‘bang’, The Bachelor reminds us yet again that Peter is not a virgin.
At the end of the hour, The Bachelor observes reality television history, with a very America’s Next Top Model-esque “quick change within an obstacle course” challenge.
HOUR THREE: The Final Hour
Things seem to be going very well for Peter. After he takes one of the bachelorettes to meet his entire extended family and be a part of his parent’s vow renewal, she gushes to him about how much she values taking things slow in relationships. The date concludes with the couple dancing, featuring a live performance from The Country Band That No One Knows.
One of the women emotionally shares with us that she’d never been given flowers, and Peter unenthusiastically gives her a bushel of roses that he found planted outside in a bush. Once again, the production team at The Bachelor reassures us that dreams really do come true [in Hollywood].
The final portion of the episode/saga takes a sharp dramatic turn when a familiar face, Hannah Brown, returns again for some end-of-the-episode emotional drama. This segment is responsible for the loss of multiple dignities and was not sponsored by waterproof mascara.
With its season 24 premiere, The Bachelor serves us with a thrilling night of entertainment that will inspire the hearts of millions and provoke at least 36 hours of fights on Twitter. Bachelor Nation, welcome to the world of Peter the Pilot: The Sweet Guy Who Also F**ks.
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Best Tweets From the Season 27 Finale of ‘The Bachelor’
The Bachelor wrapped up its 27th season, bringing an end to Zach Shallcross’ journey of love.
Throughout the finale, fans had a lot of thoughts, which they shared on Twitter without any hesitation. And with no audio, ABC truly demands a whole lot from its dedicated viewers.
Here are some of the best tweets and memes from The Bachelor Season 27 finale and After the Final Rose.
Gabi’s exit monologue is a textbook description was what it’s like to live with anxiety — the constant cycle of doubting-then-trusting your intuition, but always somehow feeling like you got it wrong. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/wAAygmqpWZ
— Cate Minichino (@ThatGirlCJM) March 28, 2023
me DMing gabi on instagram to tell her she deserves better than zach and also ask what setting spray she uses after seeing how perfect her makeup still looks while crying #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/xg6qY3nvq1
— kathleen (@kathleen_hanley) March 28, 2023
This episode airing in PURE SILENCE is truly the most dramatic thing to ever happen on this show #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/M0IIw0YpDf
— TheBachBabes (@TheBachBabes) March 28, 2023
me trying to hug gabi through my television #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/QIkrNiHiZc
— kathleen (@kathleen_hanley) March 28, 2023
“When it actually matters when Kaity is here, don’t do this to her”
My literal reaction:#thebachelor #bachelor
— gene (@enrigenesis) March 28, 2023
“tonight on the 3-hour season finale of the bachelor”#TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/M1bCYPoenP
— the bitchelorette (@Bitchelorette_) March 28, 2023
ABC control room rn trying to get back the audio #TheBachelor #bachelor pic.twitter.com/lxgowKSv4e
— paige (@paigemb28) March 28, 2023
“Sex sells but now I’ve become a narrative.” Ouch 😭 #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/98Vbl0Gqfm
— Steph R. 🦋🌻 (@stephdizzle11) March 28, 2023
Zach is making Clayton look like Mother Theresa #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/z6SQe0Mftf
— TheBachBabes (@TheBachBabes) March 28, 2023
Chris Harrison finally acting out his revenge by cutting the sound to the finale #TheBachelor #bachelor pic.twitter.com/R9frIsvb5E
— Justin is totally not a skrull (@Freddiesroomate) March 28, 2023
"I thought it was love"
"You kissed me on the head and said this is just between us"
UGH Zach is so slimy for this #TheBachelorFinale #thebachelor pic.twitter.com/zkLP84iYvf
— krista knowlton (@kristaknowlton) March 28, 2023
After tomorrow I don’t ever want to think about this mess again #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/zL5OsVarWp
— TheBachBabes (@TheBachBabes) March 26, 2023
Ariel just absolutely destroying Zach on live tv by using words he doesn’t understand #TheBachelor #bachelor pic.twitter.com/kMj8tEC6sD
— crazy bachelor fan (@crzybachelorfan) March 28, 2023
I’M SO TIRED OF WOMEN GETTING SHAMED FOR HAVING SEX ON THIS SHOW! Queen HB said it best. #TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale #ATFR pic.twitter.com/OWn9cZicP4
— BachelorBtch (@bachelorbtch) March 28, 2023
everyone in the country thinking they accidentally muted the TV and trying to turn the sound back on at the same time #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/s99oolT7Fc
— kathleen (@kathleen_hanley) March 28, 2023
Is this anything? #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/TvitoScs0g
— The Okay Gatsby (@KR24601) March 28, 2023
If I have to watch Zach shower one more FCKN time #TheBachelor #Bachelor pic.twitter.com/P7JH5Um72J
— Molly (26) (@OfHouseHeldman) March 14, 2023
No one can say Bachelor Nation is uncultured because we’re all watching a silent film on a Monday night #TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale pic.twitter.com/rEhvaB9hGT
— Sarah Sem (@TheSarahSem) March 28, 2023
Not only is this three hours but there’s no audio #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/l1kv7fA2oN
— bachyardigans (@bachyardigans) March 28, 2023
my girl is gonna be THE hot commodity in paradise this summer#TheBachelor #Bachelor pic.twitter.com/Tnl6NTIbJG
— peter’s golf cart (@petersgolfcart) March 21, 2023
Is anyone else HOWLING that there are literal red flags behind this man? #thebachelor pic.twitter.com/djcxXOxbI8
— College Park Mom (@lindsayoz) March 28, 2023
And in conclusion… #TheBachelor #bachelor pic.twitter.com/vF8QQNYBQU
— it’s courtney, bach 🌹 (@ItsCourtn3yBach) March 28, 2023
Ariel: “I’m sure you just came off a 30 minute shower scene”
GIRLLLLLL LMFAO #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/IEmOWgcsOv
— vanessa (@assenavmarie) March 28, 2023
Peter Weber is the benchmark for success tonight people #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/E1WxZj2S5P
— ShesAllBach (@ShesAllBach) March 28, 2023
After all of that, Zach walked away an engaged man, proposing to Kaity Biggar, a 28-year-old nurse from Canada.
In conclusion, it’s probably safe to say that Zach has now earned the title as the most hated Bachelor lead ever—what a season, and what a way to go out.
If you’re looking for your next dose of drama, ABC recently announced the upcoming season of The Bachelorette starring Charity will premiere on Monday, June 26, 2023, at 9:00-11:00 p.m as part of the summer lineup, so we’ll see you there for all the drama.
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Chris Harrison Leaving ‘The Bachelor’ Franchise After 19 Years
After hosting The Bachelor for nearly 20 years, Chris Harrison is leaving the show.
His exit follows the February controversy in which he defended Season 25 contestant Rachel Kirkconnell after photos of her at an Antebellum party in 2018 surfaced. At the time, he defended Kirkconnell’s actions stating that they only looked bad through a 2021 lens.
He since apologized publicly on Twitter stating he promised to do better and took a hiatus from hosting in which he became “educated on a more profound and productive level than ever before.”
However, Variety reports that despite Harrison’s desire to stay on the show, the incident’s escalation pushed Harrison’s lawyers to devise an exit strategy. A settlement was reached with Warner Horizon along the lines of eight figures.
With the hiatus becoming permanent, Warner Horizon and ABC issued a joint statement: “We are thankful for his many contributions over the past 20 years and wish him all the best on his new journey.”
While there has been no permanent replacement for the host of the franchise, the current Season 17 of The Bachelorette is being hosted by previous contestants Tayshia Adams and Kaitlyn Bristowe. And this summer’s Bachelor in Paradise will be hosted by David Spade, among a rotation of other celebrities.
Harrison took to Instagram to express his gratitude and confirm his exit: “I’ve had a truly incredible run as host of The Bachelor franchise and now I’m excited to start a new chapter. I’m so grateful to Bachelor Nation for all of the memories we’ve made together. While my two-decade journey is wrapping up, the friendships I’ve made will last a lifetime.”
Who Won Matt James’ Heart on the Season Finale of ‘The Bachelor’?
For a franchise that loves to hype up each season as the “most dramatic yet,” Matt James’ season of The Bachelor really outdid itself with real-world drama surrounding Rachael Kirkconnell’s racial controversy, Chris Harrison’s downfall, and the bullying between the women in the house.
In the season finale, Matt James expressed some doubts about his final two women: Rachael and Michelle Young.
Best Tweets from Tonight’s ‘The Bachelor’ Finale and ‘After the Rose’
After Michelle gave him a jersey with his name on it (and a matching one for herself that read “Mrs. James), Matt decided it was the perfect time to break her heart. He explained that he didn’t feel the same way about her as she did for him.
“I just want clarity,” Michelle said about his feelings, to which he responded: “I don’t think I could get there with you.”
And thus… that left us with one woman standing: Rachael.
But does she get the final rose?
Matt still had doubts because he took what his mother said about love not being enough to sustain a relationship. He took that into consideration and questioned whether or not he was “there.” He realized he wasn’t sure that was ready to make a big decision or commitment like marriage regardless of the woman.
“What do I tell Rachael,” he questioned, adding, “Rushing into something I’m not ready for is… I’m not willing to make the same mistake my dad did.”
Harrison then informed Rachael that there wouldn’t be a date that evening because Matt was confused and needed some time. Naturally, she took it personally and broke down crying.
After some time to think it over, Matt revealed that he’s never felt this way before and that he knew he loved Rachael.
During their last meeting, Rachael poured her heart out and said she’d choose him everyday from here on out, through the good and bad.
Matt said that he saw what rushing a marriage did to his mom and his family and explained it’s not something he wants for them. “That’s why I can’t propose to you today,” he said, adding, “but that doesn’t mean I want to lose you.”
He explained that he wants to live his life with Rachael and wants to commit to her and build on what they started during their Bachelor journey.
“I’m in love you, and I see you as my wife and the mother of my kids,” he said.
So, while there’s no proposal, there is a future for Rachael and Matt… that is until those photos from the antebellum photos surfaced. All of that will be addressed during the “After the Rose” ceremony hosted by Emmanuel Acho.
During the “After the Rose” post-show, Matt revealed that his relationship with Rachael did not overcome the controversy.
“I’m really sorry that I hurt you,” Rachael told him in their first post-breakup meeting. Despite her apologies, Matt said he couldn’t get back together as she still had a lot to do. And though it was painful, the duo went their separate ways.
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