Lions and tigers and bears oh my.
We took a pleasant trip back to Oz this week as Once Upon a Time focused heavily on Zelena’s oftentimes misguided journey from wicked to courageous.
Let’s set this up, shall we?
In the present, Storybrooke’s heroes are gearing up for the final battle between Emma and the Black Fairy. Zelena has been keeping to herself for the most part when she gets a visit from Rumpel’s dear old mom, who grabs her attention by stealing Robin from his crib. She believes that the two could be great partners in crime, considering Zelena is wicked.
We know Zelena is great at forging friendships to get ahead but since her baby was threatened, she’s in no mood for dalliances.
her baby has been threatened and she’s in no mood for dalliances. “I’m not scared of you,” she tells the Black Fairy. “Oh but you should be,” she replies clearly underestimating Zelena…. or trying to ensure that her plan gets put into motion.
Heroes are predictable because you know they’re always going to do what’s right. While Zelena isn’t a hero, she’s predictable because she’ll always do what’s best for her and her family. In this case, she wanted the Black Fairy dead and she wanted to prove to everyone, including Regina, that she was more powerful and better than they were. As the others tried to devise a plan to find the other half of Tiger Lily’s wan, Zelena takes matters into her own hands.
Regina quickly figures out that ‘sis’ is trying to upstage them and it’s guaranteed she’ll do more harm than good. The Black Fairy is counting on it actually and Zelena impulsively delivers without a hiccup. When she tries to destroy the Black Fairy using her magic, it’s used against her and weaponizes the Fairy Crystals by turning them into Black Magic, thus giving the enemy a one-up in the battle.
Regina knows she has to help the others fix this and her first solution is telling Zelena to use the Black Magic to open up a portal and return to Oz once and for all. Zelena doesn’t want to believe that her sister is giving up on her, especially because she wants to help reverse this but I think we’re all in agreement when we say, “you’ve done more than enough.”
During the flashbacks, we see a young Zelena, using the magic that makes her so “special” to help out a man that would later come to her when she became “green with envy” to help fro turning into the Tin Man. He shows up at Zelena’s castle hoping to find that girl that helped him on the yellow brick road way back when. Obviously, that girl is gone but if Z doesn’t help him, the spell that the Wicked Witch of the North put on him, will turn him into tin.
Zelena agrees to help him venture into the woods, which is haunted by a beast, and get him the crimson heart that he needs to reverse the spell. She keeps up on her promise, stopping the lion from killing her dear old friend. Yet when they reach the heart, she tells him it has no magic in it. Better yet, it’s draining her powers and she’s not interested in giving up her magic to save someone who she assumes is backstabbing her and working with Dorothy. Paranoid much? She watches as the innocent friend turns to tin and leaves him behind.
Zelena’s heartless gesture is a nice play on the original story in which the Tin Man didn’t have a heart but was on his way to ask the Wizard of Oz to grant him one. In a way, all of this had been Zelena’s journey to getting a heart and a family.
Instead of riding the green vortex back to her “home” she marches right over to the heroes, who have spent more time planning a Hook and Emma’s wedding and arguing over wedding venues then actually figuring out a plan to take down the evil that’s come to their town.
It’s at this moment that Zelena’s character comes full circle. As she stands surrounded by the friends she once craved so badly, she offers them a way out of the mess she created – the Crimson Heart. Yes, Zelena is willing to give up her magic to fix this and help save the day. “You may be weak but you look stronger than ever,” Regina tells her sister. I think these two will finally find a way to put everything behind them, especially now that Zelena has found her heart and purpose in life.
As Zelena’s powers get destroyed, the crystals, which were linked to her magic, go back to being just Fairy Crystals. As you can imagine, the Black Fairy isn’t pleased that Zelena found the hero in her to foil her plan. And if that wasn’t enough, she also tells them exactly where the Blue Fairy is – Belle and Rumpel have been hiding her in Gold’s Pawn Shop.
The Blue Fairy is key to helping them save the day by helping them find the missing piece of the wand. Belle convinces Rumpel to let Regina and Emma revive the Blue Fairy with the crystals in hopes of finally getting their son back from under the Black Fairy’s control. This, however, is the Black Fairy’s worst outcome because if Blue wakes up she’ll finally reveal the real reason the Black Fairy gave Rumple up. What could be so bad?? She steals kids for goodness sake.
Even though Hook and Emma are getting married in two weeks in a MUSICAL EPISODE, the first of its kind, the focus wasn’t really on the impending nuptials, which was refreshing. It was nice to see Zelena get the spotlight, and recognition, she truly deserved. She’s a wickedly brilliant character but one that too often gets looked over.
However, it was sweet to see Snow take such joy in helping Emma plan her wedding and to see Charming stress about venues. Really, Grannys you guys? Emma’s a princess! It’s easy to forget sometimes because she’s so badass but she deserves better than that and the Town Hall where Regina conducts traffic meetings.It wasn’t about the venues as much as it was about rushing a wedding when they
His anxiety isn’t as much about the venues as it is about rushing a wedding when they should be trying to defeat the Black Fairy instead. He knows all too well what a wedding is like when there’s a curse or a battle looming over the town, he went through it with Snow. And personally, I’d like to see Emma defeat the darkness before she starts her life out with the pirate. Imagine if she lost the battle right after getting married – that would just be tragic and definitely not a fit ending for a fairy tale, just saying.
Will Emma defeat the Black Fairy? Will Gideon be freed? What’s her deepest darkest secret about Rumple? Will Emma finally get her happily ever after? And what was Henry writing with that author’s pen. He can’t seem to figure out what the hiroglyphics mean but I’d bet any money, they possess some answer to finding the wand.
Once Upon a Time – Homecoming (7×21)
Henry was barely reunited with his family for 24-hours before they got whisked away by Wish Realm Rumpel on Once Upon a Time. They can’t ever catch a break.
The penultimate episode sets up the series for the finale by putting mostly everyone in danger as they face off with the enemy Rumpel was never able to defeat: himself.
And while I’m sure the fairytale showdown, complete with reinforcements brought by Tilly and Alice, is going to epic, the set-up was rather boring.
Yes, they brought back elements that paid homage to some of the earlier episodes including the author’s pen, Seer’s prophecy that the boy will be his undoing (who knew it was Henry?) and even, teenage Henry, but overall, it didn’t have the pull I was hoping for so close to the end.
Glitter-face Rumpel tells Hyperion Heights Henry that he’s going to make good on that threat to his family. If he wishes to see them again, he has to hand over HH Rumpel’s copy of the dagger.
Henry runs to Hook, Rumpel and Regina for help and the latter declares what we’ve known for years now: we don’t negotiate with villains.
After they are transported to the Wish Realm, they are split up with Regina and Henry arriving at Rumpel’s castle while Hook and Rumpel arrive at the place where he first became a coward.
There are random appearances by Peter Pan and Cruella de Ville which should be sentimental but feel more out of place than ever. Bringing back characters for the sake of bringing back characters doesn’t do anyone much good.
Peter Pan’s return was brief and dull. What were we supposed to garner from that? That Wish Rumpel is a lot more dangerous than the one we’ve come to know pretty well in HH? I could tell you that.
Rumpel traps Jacinda and Lucy in a snowglobe and as an incentive to hurry up Henry, makes it start snowing. If he doesn’t hand over that dagger, they’ll freeze to death.
HH Rumpel is all like “I have a plan,” and to be fair, he does. Hyperion Heights Hook, previously Wish Realm Hook, calls in a favor with Ariel who gives him her remaining drops of squid ink which he then uses to freeze Wish Realm Rumpel. Essentially, he’s willing to kill himself to eliminate the threat but Regina stops him.
Taking matters into his own hands, Henry knocks out Hook and heads to the retrieve the Author’s Pen. But just cause HH Henry is an adult and father now, it doesn’t mean he’s any smarter.
Wish Realm Rumpel was after the Author’s pen the whole time and HH Henry walked right into it. Henry reminds him no one but him can use that and Rumpel is like “I know, meet the Wish Realm version of yourself.”
It’s always a pleasure to see Jared S. Gilmore, especially in a villainous role; he’s the kid we see in the beginning of the episode looking to save a Princess but being thrust into the friend’s zone.
Truth be told, the most realistic part of this whole episode is the outcome of what being friend zoned can do to you. I feel your pain evil Henry.
It’s also pretty bizarre to see two versions of Henry facing off against each other. How do you stop yourself?
It’s possible that the reason I found this episode to be so mundane is that I’m genuinely quite confused by the whole Wish Realm/Storybrooke/ Hyperion Heights/ Whatever Else I’m Missing timeline. They’ve gotten so convoluted, it’s hard to keep up and realistically, I don’t even want to keep up.
With Tilly and Alice grabbing friends from Storybrooke, can we bet on Storybrooke Henry arriving to help out his other alter-ego’s?
I did like that the series addressed how the curse affected everyone including Sabine who had lost her sense of self and didn’t know how to be Queen Tiana again.
Other than that, I feel like the series vastly underused her and Prince Naveen.
What was the point of having her? To make beignets?
It’s clear that “Homecoming” was meant to be more of a set-up for the final hour with our fairytale friends and foes.
Let’s hope next week brings a lot more action, more compelling storytelling and an end to these timelines and realms once and for all.
Will everyone get their happily ever after or will there be a tragic ending?
I’m sure you already know the answer to that question, we just have to see how all of heroes are going to get there and defeat the Dark One once and for all.
My guess is that Rumpel will have to make the ultimate sacrifice for the greater good and kill himself. It’s the only way that I can see him fully redeeming himself so that he can reunite with Belle. And seriously, HH Rumpel has been working on better himself for quite some time now, he deserves some peace and happiness.
Once Upon a Time – Is This Henry Mills? (7×20)
Henry Mills found himself… literally.
Once Upon a Time is nearing its series finale but the citizens of Hyperion Heights are still trapped under curse brain.
Last night’s episode found Regina desperately trying to wake up Henry after the usual remedy, true love’s kiss, didn’t work.
For mere mortals, the thought of a storybook fantasy being real is wildly impossible so it’s no surprise that Henry isn’t easily convinced. But for someone with the heart of the truest believer, everyone expects it to come a little more naturally.
None of this is as surprising as Regina’s timeline reveal; the curse that Eloise cast sent them tumbling through time and they are existing in the same time as a younger version of Henry and Regina.
It seems that young Henry is once again the key to yet another curse.
The moment in time is explained with a visit to Storybrooke where “young Henry” is preparing for graduation and can’t decide if he wants to stay home or go explore. It’s a full-circle moment as this is the time period where season 7 started.
As much as I enjoyed the reboot and getting to know a new town, I didn’t realize how much I missed Storrooke until we were back there walking the streets and running into locals.
After Hyperion Heights Regina tries to jog Henry’s memory with birth certificates, pictures and the storybook itself which she apparently dug up from Victoria Belfrey’s grave, Henry decides to tempt fate and calls the number listed on his birth certificate.
This leads him to have a bizarre conversation with himself where he even gives his younger self some real-world advice.
And Henry knows that Regina is telling the truth because he remembers having that conversation when he was graduating.
Yes, it’s complicated but what else could you expect from the writers of Once Upon a Time? They’re pros at fudging up timelines and making the impossible, possible.
What does this mean for his mom and the rest of his family? Will they come to his aide while still living with teenage Henry? Will they return to the Enchanted Forest and back to a parallel time period? All those quotes about going home have to mean something, right?
I will say, I loved that the reason true love’s kiss between Henry and Jacinda didn’t work was because it was always Henry and Regina. It mirrors how Emma woke up Henry in season one.
So, Henry remembers everything again, he is reunited with his family, everyone else is blissfully aware that the past few months have been a terrible nightmare concocted up by Drizella, Mother Gothel has been turned into a tree,
Well, the story will end with Weaver trying to overcome himself, or rather, the Wish Realm version of Rumpelstiltskin.
The Wish Realm version returned to kill Dr. Facilier and will serve as the two-night finale’s greatest villain.
While I love that the focus reverts back to Rumpel who is exceptional, what was the point of introducing Regina’s love story with Facilier. Aside from a few booty-calls, which were very out of character, it went nowhere.
The problem with OUAT is that they don’t do justice to supporting characters. Gothel, Belfrey, even Facilier were talked up as the big bads but none of it came to fruition. In the end, they were bland and unimportant.
I can see that happening with Alice/Tilly, as well. She’s supposedly the one who can save Rumpel but is she even going to play a major role?
Much like the reformed villains, the Evil Queen, the Wicked Witch, and Hook, they were forced to face the demons inside them and overcame.
If they could do it, so can Rumpel who has come a long way since being the coward.
I’m willing to bet that when he defeats himself, he’ll finally be allowed to reunite with his beloved Belle.
But first, Wish Realm Rumpel will steal Henry’s family to motivate him to get the Dark One’s dagger which will reunite him with his family including Snow, Charming and Emma!
Once Upon a Time – Flower Child (7×19)
We’re just two episodes from the series finale of Once Upon a Time and while we learned all about Gothel’s origin story, we still have a lot to wrap up.
For starters, why didn’t true love’s kiss break the curse? Drizella said that was the answer so finally, a very resourceful Lucy manipulated Facilier into being a hero and figuring out a way to have the “illness” removed from Henry so that when he kissed Jacinda, the curse would break and he’d survive.
Lucy stumbling upon the glass slipper in her mother’s belongings was a bit too easy. Really, who keeps a broken shoe in a memory box?
But it was the proof Jacinda needed to believe Henry’s theory that maybe Lucy was right and all the “crazy stories” in his book were real.
And it was enough for Facilier to use in his voodoo spell.
Facilier didn’t need too much convincing because restoring everyone’s memories would be beneficial if he was right about what Gothel was plotting.
If you’ve been wondering “why Hyperion Heights,” well, it turns out this town, and specifically, the theater, is the where it all began thousands of years ago with a tree nymph named Gothel.
Who would have thought that Gothel was once an innocent creature meant to spread magic amongst her people?
Gothel’s story starts with her spying on rich princesses trying on fancy dresses. For starters, we know that she’s jealous in nature and resents people having what she couldn’t.
She sneaks into their home and while looking at the dresses, uses magic to fix a flower. She’s caught by the girls who are impressed by her abilities rather than scared and intimidated like most people. They welcome her into the sisterhood and invite her to a ball the next day.
When Gothel returns home to her magical grove, her mother warns her about the true nature of humans. She informs her that no matter how much she tries, she’ll never fit in and that her real destiny is becoming the “Mother” of magic for her people.
Gothel disregards her mother’s warning but realizes just how wrong she is when the girls turn on her and call her an abomination before dousing her with mud.
As she returns home distraught she finds the grove was destroyed and burned to the ground by the humans. With her dying breath, her mother encourages her not to seek revenge so naturally, that’s exactly what Gothel does.
Fueled by anger, she crashes the party and begins killing the humans with magic starting with their “queen bee.” Seraphina, the only girl who seemed to feel guilty for what happened, counters her spell revealing that she too is a witch.
Gothel sees an opportunity for a new “sister” and extends an olive branch. She brings Seraphina back to her destroyed grove and deems this realm the “Land Without Magic.” In her final moments, she vows to return here one day to restore it to its former glory.
That seemingly took thousands of years but is the basis for the curse that she forced Drizella to cast. Poor Drizzy, she thought she was doing this to hurt her mom but she was just a ploy in Gothel’s bigger scheme.
There wasn’t any love for Gothel since she’s done some terrible things and made a lot of people miserable, but can you blame her? Her story isn’t exactly one the evokes hope and makes you believe in the goodness of humanity.
In the present day, Eloise Gardener is preparing for the ritual, approaches Tilly and confesses to being her mother.
Tilly might be weird, but she’s not a fan of cult-leaders coming up claiming to be her mother.
She defends all the terrible things she’s done by saying “the world was cruel, so I turned cruel,” which is the equivalent of “they made me do it.”
Tilly runs off to Detective Weaver with these delusional claims but he isn’t weirded out at all; not after Prince Naveen (Sebastian) told him about the existence of a coven and magic.
They turn to Henry for some help and while they expect him to be dismissive of their delusional hypothesis, he’s completely on board because he too believes something odd is happening in this town.
How else would you explain the paternity test confirming Henry is Lucy’s father if they never even had sex?!
The desk sarg calls in with a tip about a gang of hooded women at the theater so Weaver and Tilly go to check it out.
Tilly ponders about how odd it is that the truth is seemingly in close proximity of everyone yet they don’t know it’s there.
That’s the real curse.
When they enter the theater, they realize its a trap so that Eloise can get her hands on her daughter.
She tries to encourage her to help the coven complete the spell as Weaver begs Tilly not to do it.
However, Eloise has now revealed that Weaver is Tilly’s father and if she doesn’t do as she says, she’ll kill her.
Always with the dramatics, Eloise.
Tilly finds herself at an impossible crossroads but recognizes that she would never be able to live with herself if she let her father die.
In a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment, Tilly has really become the heart and spirit of the show. She definitely made this version worth watching and even made up for Jacinda’s lack of enthusiasm.
As she becomes the final member of the coven, the spell is complete.
Now, we’re back to Jacinda and Henry who have accepted the idea that they really are a fairytale couple.
But like I mentioned before, the kiss did not break the curse so, at this point, everyone is out of options, especially as Gothel becomes the all-powerful one.
So, what now? How do they break a curse when the creator of it is no longer around?
Will Gothel’s spell go through? Will it flood the realm with enough magic to save everyone?
How will they incorporate our original characters into the end?
There’s still so much to wrap up here that I don’t think two episodes will suffice.
- What’s the story with Tiana and Naveen? Why was Facilier using him and why did they make it a big deal?
- Will Weaver ever reunite with Belle? Will he find someone other than The Guardian to take over his dagger?
- Will Tilly and Rogers be allowed to reunite once the curse breaks?
- How are any of us getting back to Storybrooke?
- Will Gothel die?
- Will Regina end up with Facilier?
- Will we ever see Kelly/ Zelena’s wedding?
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